Total Medals Earned: 1,343 (From 226 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,345 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Die 100 times (in a single game)
Complete 30 rooms
Reach the end of the game
Medals Earned: 4/32 (20/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 29/30 (420/445 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/370 points)
First Boss defeated!
No Misses!
Second Boss defeated!
Third Boss defeated!
Fourth Boss defeated!
Final Boss defeated!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/205 points)
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Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Beat 20 Levels
Medals Earned: 3/3 (45/45 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/305 points)
Reach the boss
Buy all possible hearts
Upgrade all the magnet ability
Beat the game boss
Buy all the shop
Do a 400 combo on survival mode
Do a 600 combo on survival mode
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (65/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Be faster than the elevator
Manage to trap yourself
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease