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I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

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The Adventures of Neo the Hedgehog starring Greenic the Hedgehog episode 3

Posted by Chdonga - February 16th, 2010


Neo and Greenic were at a party. All of his friends where there, Sonic, Naruto, Lucario, Master Chief, Mario, and Mr. Resetti. They were having this big drinking contest.

Naruto: Oh my God! I'm so fucking buzzed! BELIEVE IT! God damn this beer is fucking good! BELIEVE IT!

Master Chief: I know, right? But it doesn't compare to the hardcore taste of orange Mountain Dew!

Lucario: Mountain Dew tastes like shit mixed with piss.

Master Chief: No it doesn't.

Lucario: Yes it does.

Master Chief: No it doesn't.

Lucario: Yes it does.

Master Chief: No it doesn't.

Lucario: Yes it does.

Master Chief: I know. But Bungee forces me to advertise this shit, if I don't advertise it wherever I go, they pinch me and bite me and scratch me and force me to watch Tarboy and Super Mario Bros. Z.

Mario: Hey-a, what-a is-a wrong-a with-a Super-a Mario-a Bros.-a Z-a?

Master Chief: Nothing, if you're into ripoffs of Dragonball Z.

Master Chief and Mario start fighting.

Mario: Take-a this-a, you-a faggot-a!

Mario punches Master Chief in the nuts.

Master Chief: Oh my God! You hit me! You fucking little hacker cunt muffin Nazi horse rapist! NEO, BAN HIM!

Greenic grabs Master Chief's collar or whatever the fuck he has around his neck.

Greenic: Look, faggot, this is Neo's party, if you ruin this, God help me, I will fuck your brains out. And not in the good way.

Master Chief was getting turned on by him being dominated by Greenic. Not thinking, he began to put his hands on Greenic's shoulders. The horny bastid barely had the chance to make his next move before Greenic punched him in the face.

Greenic: You son of a bitch!

Greenic punched him so hard his head exploded.

Naruto: BOOM! Headshot! BELIEVE IT!

Neo: Greenic! You just killed a man!

Greenic: This isn't the first person I killed. He's like the eighth.

Master Chief respawns.

Master Chief: Oh my God. you hacker! Do you want me to mute you? That's just what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna mute you. Where's the mute butto--

Greenic grabs Master Chief by the crotch plate and pulls so hard that his head explodes again.

Greenic: Now I've killed nine men.

Mr. Resetti: Can you please stop that? You're getting giblets on my pick axe.

Greenic: Do you wanna be my tenth?

Mr. Resetti: Bitch, you do not want to start no shit with me. I will fucking stab you to death, rape you, using your blood as lubricant, then I'll fucking eat you.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Penis.


Comments

wow, thats pretty damn gay

Of course it's gay. I made it.

I don't know what I just read.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Is Mr. Resetti Ekim?

The mole from Animal Crossing who yells at you when you don't save your game.

Gay post, but I totally love the user pic.
Insert heart here

u would put that at the end

I know, but he tends to be a lot like Ekim.
Example: Bitch, you do not want to start no shit with me. I will fucking stab you to death, rape you, using your blood as lubricant, then I'll fucking eat you.

I rest my case.

Then yes, it is Ekim.

Damn good story right there. Pure gold. You should be one of those guys with the laptops at Starbucks.

You try to fail and you end up failing at failing.