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Chdonga
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

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Now I'll actually review Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver...

Posted by Chdonga - April 6th, 2010


If you've played the original Gold/Silver I'm sure you'll agree that that was one of the best Pokemon games ever. How it used every bit of memory a Game Boy cartridge can hold, and everything down to the sprites were great about it. When we heard that they were going to remake these two games, the Gold/Silver theme song started playing in our head and we got all nostalgiafaggy and we were all happy. But if you know anything about remakes, you know how people like to introduce new characters, add new secrets and things. Well guess what? They did just that but I'm happy to say it wasn't as bad as I thought.

They changed every gym, like beyond recognition. Like the only gym that they didn't change much was the Violet City Gym and even that was changed slightly. This wasn't really a bad thing, but I would've preferred they kept it like the original. They didn't change what people said much. But they don't mention how the legendary dogs were made. They replaced the Goldenrod Casino with a big room. The only game they have now is minesweep. It's a decent game, but it's impossible to get higher than 30 coins in a round, and if you give up, no matter how high you get, they always drop you down to round 1. And to add insult to insult, you can't buy coins anymore. Really. What the fuck were they thinking there?

This won't be your only rage moment in the game. "Mother" calls you every five minutes. And it's always "Hey I just spent some of your money but I bought you something." If you remember Gold/Silver, the only thing she ever gave you were whatever stones, and you'd shit yourself over it. Well get ready to not shit yourself, because the only thing she ever gives you now is berries. Berries and if you're lucky a Hyper Potion. I've said it on Youtube and TSRC, "Mother" is fucking annoying. She calls you whenever it's not at a good time, and she only gives you berries. It would be better if we had an item box again so when she gets you an item, you wouldn't have to rush to the nearest store to get it.


Comments

So should I get it?

Sure.

i used to play the older Versions of the game. i used to cary out my team (from red, blue and yellow) to my gold and silver so i could get the best shit out there (like a lvl 100 pikachu, charizard,venusaur,blastoise, etc). it was really great. pwning everyone with 2 lugias, 2 oh-hos and 2 kabutops was just fucking epic!

Ya see we can't do stuff like that now because they added a National Pokedex so you have to beat the fucking game to be able to trade with people who don't have the same version as you.

This was the worst idea ever.

i hate mother in soul sliver AND heart gold. like you said every five minutes: hi sweetie i'm sorry i spend some of you rmoney.

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE EVEN SPENDING IT?! IT'S MINE! am i right?

I know, but one time she got me a masterball so I keep letting her save my money.

She got me a Choice Scarf once, which was pretty cool. Also, you don't need the national dex for trade between D/P/Pl, you just need it for the pokemon to be recorded.