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Chdonga
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

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Age 29, squee/squim

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Poughquag, NY

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A page from my awkward life.

Posted by Chdonga - November 21st, 2012


I was hanging out with my friends the other day to watch the Evil Dead trilogy. Everybody went into the kitchen to make snacks except me and a female friend. She was sitting on the floor reblogging Tumblrshit on her shitty macbook. I tried to say something to her she'd just mumble back. The silence went on for what felt like hours, so I decided to break the silence by being spontaneous and fun. Since I don't know how to be spontaneous or fun I just decided to take her shoes, since she had nothing else of value on her. She got nervous at me tugging on her leg and made some adorable noises, but then I pulled her shoe off and tossed it across the room she just went "Oh" and went back to Tumblr. So then I took her sock off and started tickling her foot, and it got her really riled up. She was flailing and giggling "Chdonga! Stop it! I hate getting tickled!". She was too squirmy for me and she got free of my grip. She sighed and went back to Tumblr. Then my OCD kicked in and her other foot with the shoe on drove me insane. I tossed her other shoe and sock off and tickled her some more. She said "Sorry. I'm all tickled out". Then I said in a scary monster voice "Well then I'm just gonna eat you!" and I started nibbling on her toes. I got a little too into my role as a monster. I was making "om nom nom" noises to go with her adorable squeals of terror. But she stopped squirming and I was too busy eating her to notice. I looked up and saw that one of her friends was staring right at me. I said "I was trying to eat her." And we didn't talk about it for the rest of the night.

I should have just ripped her panties off and fucked her.


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I should've done both