If you don't know what one is, an anime is a Japanese style of motion-picture animation, characterized by highly stylized, colorful art, futuristic settings, violence, and sexuality. However a children's anime is nothing like that. This is the twelve fuck yous of them (Since that faggot who makes the twelve fuck yous series never made one.)
The children's anime I'm referring to are Pokemon, Yu gi oh, Backugan, Battle Bodaman, digimon, Naruto, and Duel Masters. Battle Bodaman was the worst of the bunch, it only had like 20 episodes.

Fuck you#1. The art style-sure all anime has the same art style, but in children's anime, every character looks the same. They all are white as a ghost, they have blond and/or spiky hair, and their chins are pointed. What fucking human has a naturally born pointed chin? And on that matter who'd want one? And some animes, they don't even have noses.

Fuck you #2. The character traits-Less varied than the art style is the characters themselves, they all sound the same, hell, they probably all have the same voice actor. Usually only the main character actually mentions his/her age and it's always between 10 and 14. They might even have a last name, but it's either Yamato or Yamamoto.

Fuck you #3. The storyline-Some guy in a mask decides to use magical cards or robots that shoot balls from their chest (Battle Bodaman) to take over the world. Some kids then find some too to, only people with a pure heart can use them, but if only those with a pure heart can use them, how come everybody in the series can use them too? Then it ekes out 2 seasons of the same thing, eventually on the last episode, the bad guy steals the good guy's friend's cards or balls but the good guy turns into one of his monsters and scares away the bad guy just to find out some new villain is using an entire new species of balls that shoot out cards who wants to take over the world and they make 2 more seasons of faggotry.

Fuck you #4. The music-The music is made by some unknown rock band, most likely a garden variety neighborhood rock band who probably just made their song on Garageband default instruments and pretend to actually play.

Fuck you #5. The Sound effects-Go on findsounds.com and you'll find every sound effect they used in the anime.

Fuck you #6. The special effects-If they actually add 3d-ish special effects, it looks like is was from some old PS1 game. If it's actually 3d, it looks like it was made with anim8or and the textures were just MS Paint default colors.

Fuck you #7. The dialogue-Every fucking sentence, every fucking word, that comes out of their mouth that doesn't even sync to what they say in any language is cheesy and unoriginal. The most infamous quote "You cannot defeat me, I am the strongest thing alive!" then they chuckle.

Fuck you #8. The voice actors-Not only is the voice actor for the good guy rarely the same sex in real life, but they are usually the voice actor of the good guy in another anime, take the chance to actually listen to a voice clip of five different characters in five different animes, you'll hear the same voice at least twice. They all speak very dryly and emotionless. In fact, the characters would sound less robotic if the voice actor was Speakonia Sam.

Fuck you #9. The hero(es)-The good guy is rarely a girl and looks nothing like his relatives. His mother is a brunette and even though his mother mentions him all the time, the father never actually appears in the series, I assume he's dead. The hero will one time or another in the series meet some girl who has long blue hair, short, spiky red hair, or a pink ponytail. She says she doesn't like him early in the series but in the end of the first season she admits her true feelings and almost kisses him, but she never does because it is 'inappropriate for small children.' He also has a short, nerdy friend that he stands up for all the time. One time or another, he'll meet a fat kid with huge pink lips whose obsessed with talking about food, a nervous girl with a dark purple bowl cut who rarely talks, and (This one's pretty rare though) a black kid, with black or brown, spiky hair. It has the voice actor of a white girl but it wears boy clothes and has a unisex name and they never call it a him or a her, so you won't know whether it's a boy or girl. ever.

Fuck you #10. The villains-The villain rarely is a human, but a human-monster hybrid who's name resembles a food or household object. If they actually are human, they usually wear a mask that looks subtly like a skull and a black cape and have a name with 'the', 'dark', and/or 'shadow' in it. When the first villain is defeated the hero finds out that there was someone controlling him. Once they defeat him, the original villain comes back with several different forms, normal, super, and super duper.

Fuck you#11. The season's ending-it ends with the heroes finding out that there was a bad guy controlling the one they just defeated. The female protagonist admits her true feelings for the main character and they part their separate ways. In the next season the characters all come back for no real reason and there's, like ten plot-less episodes of them playing soccer or some shit totally unrelated to the story whatsoever, the characters' appearances have either changed so drastically that they look like a brand new character or not at all, but the previous voice actor was replaced with a guy who sounds nothing like the way he/she did in the previous season.

And last but not least Fuck you #12. The series finale-They finally beat the grand daddy of the bad guys and the hero returns home and he says that stupid thing "All is well that ends well." but occasionally a spin off gets formed where 100 years later, entirely new characters appear and find some magic stone that gives them the ability to transform into the same robots that shoot out cards that shoot out ball shaped monsters that were in the old series.

Please note that these 12 fuck yous are NOT copypasta, because I'm sure some gaia fag will come across this and call me a troll or accuse this of being copypasta.

Yeh.

I changed my mind, I'm not making the entire Death of Sonic series into a flash. If you want to see him die, you can just read the story. I'll only make episode one and the last one.
Now for some picture spamming.

Every time you make a news post it gets flooded by either complete morons, noobs who were mad that I insulted the franchise in which contains a character they worship as a god, or self proclaimed trolls. That's probably because you continue making that shitty Death of Sonic story which attracts so many stupid people. If you hate Sonic so much why are you making a story about him? You haven't banned anyone in over two or three months but you ban anyone who disagrees with me and then you bitch about them on your userpage and if they ban you back I bet you hack their accounts. You're a corrupt ban Nazi who needs to be demodded." You're also a grammar Nazi, anyone who misspells a word, you flame until they leave the site. I'm light aura but I don't give out 5/5s and 10/10s like candy so I should change my aura to evil. You're a religious person but you act hypocritical more than too much. You hate homosexuals, drug addicts, outspoken atheists, racists, anti theists, and fat people. You claim this is not because of my religion but because they're disgusting people in your honest opinion. You claim to have hacked a gaia account made by some guy trying to impersonate you but we all know your cousin made it for you and you say you got banned for changing the sig to say anime sucks but I bet you requested it to be deleted so no one else would find it and use it as ammo to insult you for banning them. I googled your name and found more than one site written in a language other than english so you must be a terrorist (even though the sites were made before you went by the username Chdonga). You're such an unsuccessful troll that people are trying to impersonate you, and they're doing a good job being a thirteen year old videogame fanboy. Fuck you, Chdonga. Fuck your mom, fuck your dad, fuck every person in your family and may God have mercy on those unfortunate enough to have known you.

A rock accidentally f m=in my throat

Act 10: The Death of Nack

E-104 Epsilon started shooting at Nack, but Nack quickly dodged the bullets. "Resisting won't stop your imminent death" Epsilon said. Barely holding onto the Super Emerald, Nack kept popping his eyes, trying to shoot beams out of his eyes again but it didn't work. Not looking, Nack tripped over the curb and fell "Wait, hold on. Let me get up" Nack said, but Epsilon shot Nack's hat off of his head. "You really did that." Nack snarled. "Of course I did, I don't recall it flying off." Epsilon retorted. Nack pulled his gun out of his holster and pulled the trigger. Expecting a bullet, a cork shot out of the barrel and bounced off Epsilon's chassis. It made a small dent. "Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkk" Nack moaned, Epsilon shot Nack in the shoulder with a stun dart. Nack dropped the Super Emerald and landed on to the ground, paralyzed and drooling. Epsilon picked up the cork and said "Before I take the Emerald, I have a query; this sponge-like object hit me at only 75 kilometers per hour yet it still dented my chassis," he took emptied his machine gun, "if shot at, approximately 200 kilometers heated to my current temperature, 128 degrees Celsius, how far do you think it go in the upper body of a weasel wolf?" Nack, with no control of his body responded by shaking and drooling. Epsilon stuck the cork in the machine gun, "The only way to find out is by making the experiment." he tried to shoot but the cork didn't come out. "Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed t happen" He used one of his fingers to unscrew the cork out of the barrel, shaved the ends into the shape of a bullet and inserted it back into his gun. "The only way to find out is by making the experiment." he repeated and picked Nack up and shot him in the chest. The cork went straight through him and he fell back to the ground. Nack couldn't even make a sound. Epsilon picked up the emerald and kicked Nack's body then walked away. Epsilon called Dr. Eggman, "Dr. I have retrieved a Super Emerald." "Good. Now I have three. I'm sure by now, Sonic and his pestilent friends have at least one, but you don't need to go find them as I have something in store for them." Eggman said.

Eggman's screen started to go into static and he lost transmission. "Blast this eight month old screen." Eggman swore before smacking it. The screen suddenly got the image of a mysterious black figure. "Good afternoon, Eggman. I may have something you want," This person held out a Super Emerald from the shadows. "Who are you?" Eggman asked, "Never mind you. You want these, do you not?" he asked, "Yes, I want them." Eggman said. "Well you have to do something for me, I want you to send me at least one of your older robots to this area. Is it familiar?" The black figure moved off screen and showed Eggman where he was at. It was one of Eggman's old labs. "That is one of my older labs." Eggman said, "No, it is my lab now, and you left much of your work here but something I wanted, I'll give you my Super Emerald for the directions to the island in which you dump your defected badniks in." "Um, I don't quite remember where it is." Eggman said. The figure paused then ended the transmission. "Aaugh!" Eggman cried. He traced the call and called this man back, "How dare you." Eggman said sternly. "You don't know what I need to know, therefore you're useless. I will just find it myself." he said and ended the transmission again. This time Eggman traced the call to see where his old lab was so he could go give this person a piece of his mind. It was in the Metropolis Zone. He swiveled his chair around and walked into his Egg Walker. "He's not gonna get away with this" Eggman mumbled.
Thus ends Act 10...

I'm mean to the newer users here all the time, whether it be as unmean as asking to see how much you've done on a flash you know you'll never make or something as cruel as linking you to this (Extremely NSFW, click at your own risk) but whatever it is, I'm sure I didn't apologize. so here's your chance. Insult me. Give me the best you've got.

Picture relevant.

Act 9 Final Part: The Knuckles doppelgangers

"Knuckles? I think you might be mistaken." said the echidna that looked like Knuckles, "Then who are you?" asked Tails, "Who I am is not of your concern." he said back "Well, we need those chaos emeralds." Sonic said. The echidna just stared at him while he reached for the emeralds. Once Sonic put his hand on the emerald, the echidna tackled Sonic, he almost pushed him off the edge of the floating isle. "Why'd you--" Tails started but Sonic cut him off, "I got this, Tails. What the heck, dude? You almost knocked us off this island." "I am the emerald guardian, you should have known I'd do that." Sonic got back up and wiped dirt off of his pelt and reached for the emerald again. The emerald guardian prepared to lunge at him again, but Sonic only hovered his hand over one of the emeralds. "If you touch it..." he snarled. Sonic smirked, he moved his hand closer to it, "I'm not touching it, I'm not touching it." he kept smirking, moving his hand closer and further from the emerald. "Umm, Sonic, I think you should stop before you make him angrier." Tails said. "Yeah, you're right." Sonic said and snatched three emeralds off their pedestals and ran off, "Oh, shoot." Sonic shouted, almost about to run off the edge of the island. "Aargh! You little erinaceinae!" the emerald guardian swore and charged at him. "Nyaa" Sonic squeaked and sidestepped, the emerald guardian realized that Sonic moved, but didn't stop fast enough and fell off the edge. Tails gasped and ran off the edge, flew down and tried to catch him, but he was too slow. The emerald guardian fell on a rock and broke his spine. Tails flew down to him. "Oh no. Are you OK?" Tails asked "What a foolish thing to say, of course I'm in pain, but it won't matter if I die, another guardian will take my place." "But I won't let you die" Tails said and grabbed the emerald guardian's hand and flew back up to Angel Island. Tails put him down on the ground, "I'm going to go get someone to help you, just hang in there, Sonic will keep you company" Tails said while flying away. Sonic stared at the emerald guardian for a while. After five minutes of them staring at each other, Sonic broke the ice, "So, you got a name?" "It's Zax..." He said with disdain, "Zax, huh. I've heard of that name somewhere before, meh it might just be a feeling. Well my name is Sonic." "I do not care about your name." Zax snarled "You almost killed me" "Yeah, I almost killed you." and they continued to argue for half an hour.

Dr. Eggman took Knuckles's body in to his lab, he took random parts from his old badniks, and started to "rebuild" Knuckles, he replaced his heart with a robotic heart, he removed his already damaged internal organs and hollowed out his body. He added the finishing touches to him by putting not one, but two baby animals in Knuckles's body. Even with the flickies in his body, Knuckles couldn't work, he needed a shock to make his heart beat. Dr. Eggman took the body and put it on the stage he rebuilt Knuckles on. He pushed a button that made the stage rise up, through the ceiling. "Live, live, I tell you. Live!" Dr. Eggman yelled maniacally, expecting Knuckles to be struck with bolts of lightning, but instead the storm started to die down. Eggman lowered the stage angrily, he groaned as he opened up several drawers looking for something to spark Knuckles. He pulled out a stun gun and he tried sparking Knuckles with it, but it didn't work. At last he takes the battery pack from the Mecha Knuckles and replaces the real Knuckles's heart with it. This finally brought Knuckles to life. Knuckles looked around, dazed and confused "Hello" Dr. Eggman said when Knuckles turned to him, "Who am I? Where am I?" Knuckles asked, "You're Knuckles, you were created by me to find seven emeralds that look like these," he shows Knuckles one of the Super emeralds, "and these people stole some from me," Dr. Eggman shows Knuckles a picture of Ray and Bean. "I want you to beat them up and take them back for me." "OK, then, where are they?" Knuckles asked, "I suggest you take this to help you find them" Eggman gave Knuckles an emerald locator and Eggman lead Knuckles out of the lab.

Thus ends act 9...

Ths. Well I need to submit a few more before I can get scouted.
[EDIT] Holy fuck! I'm a mod.

This sprite template is from Sonic Pocket Adventure. Shame that I'm sure you Sonic fans won't use this template or the millions of other Sonic templates.

All I have done is the title screen for The Death of Sonic and the first fifty something frames (which is, like two seconds). I'd show you, but it won't load, must be something wrong with the preloader. I'll post the link on spamtheweb once I find out what's wrong with it. And plaese note that I'm only making this so I stop getting PMs from people going "When are you going to make the Sonic flash? It's such an awesome fanfic that it should be made into an awesome flash"

Also I never started that pedobear sprite ulimatetailsfan asked for. I forgot the day after he requested it, but I will make it.

Yesterday I beat both Drawn to Life games. Drawn to Life 1 was disappointing, after you kill Wilfre, the boy tells the girl that he wants to join a pirate and a guy that looks like Indiana Jones on an adventure, they show a four minute montage of all the things you did throughout the game, at the end of it, the boy returns to the girl, and they show your drawing and the ghost of the girl's grandfather watching them walk away. It's stupid because you'd expect to be able to make a stage or something, but no, all you can do is watch the ending over and over. It pisses me off even more because you have to get the stage 100% complete to exit the stage and go to the next. The music was the only real good thing about the first one.
TL;DR-Drawn to Life gets a 4/10 imo.

Spongebob Drawn to Life was pretty decent, unlike the first Drawn to Life, the villain has a pronounceable name, Doodlebob, and half the cast of the game doesn't die by a dark cloud. When you beat Doddlebob the umpteenth time, you find out that he was only evil because Spongebob drew him with an angry face. After they show the end credits, you unlock a new world called Notebook land, there's only one stage and it's fucking hard. Some parts seem like you can't get past it unless you get hit and use the five seconds of immortality to get past the obstacle, then when you think you've finally unlocked some awesome thing, you have one more stage entitled "the last battle", you have to fight a squidward doodle. There's also a Chum Bucket stage but I haven't unlocked it yet. And in this one, you actually could draw stuff, rather than coloring stuff in. But the music was terrible, and I don't really like the mixing of 2d and 3d.
TL;DR-Drawn to Life Spongebob gets a 6/10 imo.

The art portal has been created, and it begins... >:(

I'm leaving this post here until I either make the final part of Act 9 or finish the first scene of TDoS, which I'll post here for hopefully someone to criticize.

Click this for lulz.

[EDIT] Apparently I suck balls.
Also I just cleaned out my block list, it's not like it really matters, only two people were on there.
Lol@gamer30hrplus.gamer30hrplus got molested by Afro_Ninja's razor-sharp pussy. But what's even funnier is the fag who thinks I'm offended by him rating all my reviews useless.