Good evening, my name is James Silverman. I shall tell you a story, a story of epic proportions. A story about a rare, species of European blue porcupine. Surely you know him as Sonic the Hedgehog. For over 15 years, the rodent has embarked on many adventures, fighting an evil man named Dr. Ivo Robitnik. Every time Sonic foiled the evil Dr's plots to take over the world, the Dr. became angrier. He always threatened to him that if he didn't kill Sonic, his son would. This is the story of Sonic's final adventure.

ACT-1: The Beginning of the End...

Sonic was simply enjoying himself, eating a slice of Domino's Pizza, sitting on a rock near a pond when he sees a large, black figure fall from the sky... "What in the heck is that!?" He shouts to himself. Whatever it is, it's headed right towards him. Thinking quickly, he jumps out of the way to find out that it's none other than that mad man, Dr. Ivo Robotnik II (but for some odd reason, he prefers to be called the Dr. Eggman) in his Egg Walker. The Dr. is hoarse with rage! "SONIC! I am far beyond tired of the many beatings I have given you--" Sonic cut him off, "Actually last time I checked, I'm the one who gives the beatings to you." This only makes Dr. Eggman even angrier. "AAARGH! I was originally going to give you this apology card," and he wasn't lying either, he pulls a card out of his pocket that says -Sorry for kicking your ass so much- "but now I'm going to kill you instead." For once, Sonic couldn't think of any witty to throw back at Eggman, so all he says is "Ha! Dream on." And they fight.

Dr. Eggman pushes a button which causes two giant missles to launch out of the walker. They started to chase Sonic. Of couse he's the fastest thing alive but these missles aren't alive and Sonic just barely outchases them. As they draw ever closer, Sonic has to think of a way not to die. He turns but the missles are heat-seekers. "Aha! heat-seekers!" He thought to himself and jumps straight into the pond. Unfortunately the pond isn't very deep, and even though the missles flew right past him, they immediately changed direction back towards him. Luckily he's in Eggman's direction. Once the missles are about to hit him, he jumps in the air and the missles head toward Eggman. Too bad Eggman's Egg Walker is so big, bulky, and slow.

The missles blow up one of the legs. "No, no, no, no, no, NO!" he begs. But his begging didn't work, his walker falls to the ground. The stupid man kept pressing the buttons that made the now destroyed Walker walk, instead of ejecting himself and running away. Sonic walked up to Eggman and looks down at him. Eggman says tearfully "Why? Why do you always win?" Sonic wittilly responds "You just suck." Now this would normally make anyone mad, but this doesn't make that crazy Dr. mad, he just spaces out, thinking about what Sonic said. "I suck...? I just suck?" Sonic calls the police to take the crazy man away like he should have done a long time ago.

Thus ends Act 1...