If you don't know what one is, an anime is a Japanese style of motion-picture animation, characterized by highly stylized, colorful art, futuristic settings, violence, and sexuality. However a children's anime is nothing like that. This is the twelve fuck yous of them (Since that faggot who makes the twelve fuck yous series never made one.)
The children's anime I'm referring to are Pokemon, Yu gi oh, Backugan, Battle Bodaman, digimon, Naruto, and Duel Masters. Battle Bodaman was the worst of the bunch, it only had like 20 episodes.

Fuck you#1. The art style-sure all anime has the same art style, but in children's anime, every character looks the same. They all are white as a ghost, they have blond and/or spiky hair, and their chins are pointed. What fucking human has a naturally born pointed chin? And on that matter who'd want one? And some animes, they don't even have noses.

Fuck you #2. The character traits-Less varied than the art style is the characters themselves, they all sound the same, hell, they probably all have the same voice actor. Usually only the main character actually mentions his/her age and it's always between 10 and 14. They might even have a last name, but it's either Yamato or Yamamoto.

Fuck you #3. The storyline-Some guy in a mask decides to use magical cards or robots that shoot balls from their chest (Battle Bodaman) to take over the world. Some kids then find some too to, only people with a pure heart can use them, but if only those with a pure heart can use them, how come everybody in the series can use them too? Then it ekes out 2 seasons of the same thing, eventually on the last episode, the bad guy steals the good guy's friend's cards or balls but the good guy turns into one of his monsters and scares away the bad guy just to find out some new villain is using an entire new species of balls that shoot out cards who wants to take over the world and they make 2 more seasons of faggotry.

Fuck you #4. The music-The music is made by some unknown rock band, most likely a garden variety neighborhood rock band who probably just made their song on Garageband default instruments and pretend to actually play.

Fuck you #5. The Sound effects-Go on findsounds.com and you'll find every sound effect they used in the anime.

Fuck you #6. The special effects-If they actually add 3d-ish special effects, it looks like is was from some old PS1 game. If it's actually 3d, it looks like it was made with anim8or and the textures were just MS Paint default colors.

Fuck you #7. The dialogue-Every fucking sentence, every fucking word, that comes out of their mouth that doesn't even sync to what they say in any language is cheesy and unoriginal. The most infamous quote "You cannot defeat me, I am the strongest thing alive!" then they chuckle.

Fuck you #8. The voice actors-Not only is the voice actor for the good guy rarely the same sex in real life, but they are usually the voice actor of the good guy in another anime, take the chance to actually listen to a voice clip of five different characters in five different animes, you'll hear the same voice at least twice. They all speak very dryly and emotionless. In fact, the characters would sound less robotic if the voice actor was Speakonia Sam.

Fuck you #9. The hero(es)-The good guy is rarely a girl and looks nothing like his relatives. His mother is a brunette and even though his mother mentions him all the time, the father never actually appears in the series, I assume he's dead. The hero will one time or another in the series meet some girl who has long blue hair, short, spiky red hair, or a pink ponytail. She says she doesn't like him early in the series but in the end of the first season she admits her true feelings and almost kisses him, but she never does because it is 'inappropriate for small children.' He also has a short, nerdy friend that he stands up for all the time. One time or another, he'll meet a fat kid with huge pink lips whose obsessed with talking about food, a nervous girl with a dark purple bowl cut who rarely talks, and (This one's pretty rare though) a black kid, with black or brown, spiky hair. It has the voice actor of a white girl but it wears boy clothes and has a unisex name and they never call it a him or a her, so you won't know whether it's a boy or girl. ever.

Fuck you #10. The villains-The villain rarely is a human, but a human-monster hybrid who's name resembles a food or household object. If they actually are human, they usually wear a mask that looks subtly like a skull and a black cape and have a name with 'the', 'dark', and/or 'shadow' in it. When the first villain is defeated the hero finds out that there was someone controlling him. Once they defeat him, the original villain comes back with several different forms, normal, super, and super duper.

Fuck you#11. The season's ending-it ends with the heroes finding out that there was a bad guy controlling the one they just defeated. The female protagonist admits her true feelings for the main character and they part their separate ways. In the next season the characters all come back for no real reason and there's, like ten plot-less episodes of them playing soccer or some shit totally unrelated to the story whatsoever, the characters' appearances have either changed so drastically that they look like a brand new character or not at all, but the previous voice actor was replaced with a guy who sounds nothing like the way he/she did in the previous season.

And last but not least Fuck you #12. The series finale-They finally beat the grand daddy of the bad guys and the hero returns home and he says that stupid thing "All is well that ends well." but occasionally a spin off gets formed where 100 years later, entirely new characters appear and find some magic stone that gives them the ability to transform into the same robots that shoot out cards that shoot out ball shaped monsters that were in the old series.

Please note that these 12 fuck yous are NOT copypasta, because I'm sure some gaia fag will come across this and call me a troll or accuse this of being copypasta.