Now if you're reading this, NGReviewEater I'm not making fun of you or anything, I'm explaining why you get so much shit from me.
This guy could actually be a smart person, possibly a great user if he wasn't always bitching about bans and making Preliminary Guide Posts (That's big words for blank post) on his alt. He's trying to make Newgrounds a better place, I'm fine with that, but if you look on his profile you'll either see "The BBS is shit" or "Spam this guy's inbox!".

Now I could see what he's trying to do with the spam inbox thing, but whenever I see one of his "BBS is shit" rants, I rarely see him give a valid reason why it's shit/dying. He's usually just complaining about the problems of General board and maybe the Where is/How to board. I'm fine with people not liking the BBS, no one's forcing you to post there, but when you make a post on your userpage about how the BBS is dying because yesterday had 3,000 posts made by 900 users (and it's been like that for a while, like since early '09) everyday, it just looks like you're mad because of a ban you got or something. I can tell you hate the BBS, I don't know (or care) why you hate it to the point you think it needs to be deleted, but seriously, keep it to yourself.

Anyway SuperMarioBrosS (his alt) is making guides for new users so they'll know what they can and can't do on Newgrounds, but he isn't really doing that. He just spams the blogs with "PGP"(Preliminary Guide Post). You'll see one at least once every hour. I don't see the point of making almost 1,000 PGPs. He says they're going to be made into guides, but I doubt you need more than... about 10, maybe 20 blank posts for NG guides. And this is if you have also made a medal guide and advertised the stuff from the Wi/Ht board. Most of his non blank posts are in his first page of newsposts, and a lot of them aren't even guides, just stuff no one really cares about. Like a list of demodded mods. And it would help if he called the posts that were guides "Newgrounds Guide-10", not "The Newgrounds "Everything, By Everyone" Explained Guide Part -10: The Ex-Ex-Part 9000-9001".

On his main, he posts recent abusive reviews, but if you looked on his page, you'd probably not see any. Instead you'd see a rant about something unofficial, but newgrounds related or him celebrating his most recent ban. In fact, I have yet to see him make a post discussing abusive reviews. This may be because he doesn't make a new post, he just edits one of his other posts, but if he does, he shouldn't do that, because the review/flash may not get much attention. If something stolen gets passed or if there's an orgasm of "this flash is shit. the author needs to kill himself" reviews in a flash, he should make a new post about it.

TL;DR SuperMarioBrosS or NGReviewEater or whatever you wanna be called, if you ever want to help Newgrounds, you should actually make guides on things that'll make users less stupid and make a new post every time abusive reviews/stolen flashes spout on Newgrounds. And if you want to complain about the BBS or whatever, do it on another account.