Mysterious Man: I am Generiese. Generiese N Vertraagde. I am the leader of a group of the most powerful people, our mission is to stop an evil wizard.

Neo: An evil wizard? Let me guess, his name is Sephiroth and he wants to plunge the planet into a cloud of darkness.

Generiese: What? No, his name is Tekina, the dark wizard. Tekina plans to summon a demon that could destroy all of Mobius.

Neo: Why?

Generiese: Well... I don't fucking know, he's a villain, he probably wants to do it because he's batshit insane.

Greenic: Well if you're looking for powerful people why do you want Neo? He's not even strong in the sexing area.

Generiese: Well if you're such a bitch why are you such a shut the fuck up! I want Neo to join my group and that's final.

Generiese lifts up a sword from nowhere and points it at Greenic. The sword is like 8 feet long or something. It's just fucking big.

Greenic: Wow, why is that sword bigger than you?

Generiese: Shut up, the doctors say lots of men my age have penises this size.

Neo: I know, but Greenic says she's had men four times my size. I think those men just had on a fake dick.

Generiese: That's what I told my sixth wife. Heh, I like you Neo. You'll be a great member of our team. Well, pack your things and get ready.

Neo: Heyheyheyheyheyhey hey hey hey hey hey. Hey... Hey...

Generiese: Um...

Neo: I am not fucking done! Now. Where was I? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey...

Neo shouting 'hey' goes on for several minutes.

Neo: Okay I'm done. I never agreed to joining your group. I don't even know what your name is?

Generiese: Generiese.

Greenic: No, you retard, he meant the name of that tiny penis club you were talking about.

Generiese: It's not a club you horse's ass. It's a group. And we're called... ah... we're the anti-Tekina Warriors. That's a cool name, isn't it?

Neo: Well it's better than 'The Organization' or 'Vault-Tec Industries'. What are you doing again?

Generiese: We're going to stop an evil wizard from summoning a demon.

Neo: Hm. Meh, why not? I'll join.

Generiese: Great! Here's a map to our quarters. You must get there by three days from now. It will test your abilities.

Greenic: Wait, if Neo is so powerful why do you need to test his abilities?

Neo: Greenic, stop asking so many questions.

Generiese: Your name is Greenic? You're not even green. You're purple.

Greenic: Hey, shut up. My parents were colorblind.

Neo: Your uncle fucked a cat, your parents are colorblind, you have a strange family.

Greenic attempts to kick Neo in the nuts, but just brushes her foot against his crotch.

Neo: Hey Greenic I think a footjob counts as sex.

Greenic blushes.

Generiese: Okay you two can fondle each other for the rest of the night but by sunrise, you should head to the quarters.

Neo: Nah, I got a car, I'll just--

Suddenly Princess Clara from Drawn Together comes out of nowhere and shoves Neo's entire car into her gaping vagina. And then the storm subsided.

Neo: So... sunrise. I'll be there before the time runs out.

Generiese: Good. You can continue sex.

Neo and Greenic stare at Generiese who is staring at them, waiting for them to have sex.

Greenic: Get out.

Greenic slams the door on him.

Neo: You don't need to go to the mammogram, do you?

Greenic: Yes I do.

Neo: Get out.

Neo kicks Greenic out of his house and locks the door. Greenic shouts through the door asking for her boots. Neo doesn't hear her because he's too busy smelling her boots while masturbating.

So Neo has decided to join the Anti-Tekina Warriors and must go to their headquarters. Will he make it in three days? Find out in the next episode of Neo the Hedgehog.