Greenic threw a rock through Neo's window and climbed back in his house. Neo was sitting on his hand shaped chair he got from some store in Seattle, playing his PSP. Greenic's boots were lying on the thumb.

Greenic: Give me my fucking boots.

Greenic snatched them off the chair and put them back on angrily, but she quickly jumped out of them when she felt Neo's cold semen in them.

Greenic: Neo, that's just disgusting. Even for you.

Neo watched Greenic as she walked out of his house with her boots over her arm.

Neo decided that he'd prepare now at that moment so he could save as much time to get to the guild as possible. He packed a small bag with only some small rations, a hunting knife, the map to the Anti-Tekina Warriors guild, and a box of matches. He was now ready to go find the guild.

Before heading off, Neo called Greenic to apologize for what he did last night.

Neo: Hey Greenic it's me Neo. I'm just calling to say I'm sorry for jacking off in your shoes. That was pretty disgusting, even for me. Well... I'm going to the guild now. I left a key in my mailbox if you need something from my house or... whatever... um... I love you... bye.

Neo placed his key in his mailbox and walked into the distance reading his map. Now begins day 1 of his adventure.

Neo unfolded his map and a small note fell out of it.

"You should find our guild in the middle of the TongYong forest. It's not hard to miss. But don't think your trip is a short, easy one, you will face many dangers, like the giant land shark and that's probably it lol. Maybe there's like some evil siren or something. Probably not though. Well see you at the guild. Provided you survive."

Neo crumpled up the note and followed the map.

Before making it out of town he remembered that he didn't bring any clothes with him. He ran quickly back to his house, he forgot what he did with his key so he couldn't get in his house.

Neo: Maybe Sonic has some clothes he can spare.

Neo ran to Sonic's house. Lucky for him Sonic was there.

Neo: Yo Sonic, can I borrow some money? Like fifty dollars? I'm going on a trip and I need some extra clothes.

Sonic: Neo, aren't you Jewish?

Neo: What? Yeah, but what does that have to do--

Sonic: Ya know, I just might have some extra cash if you're willing to do me a favor.

Neo: I'm not sucking your dick again.

Sonic: No no. I want you to compliment Jesus for me.

Neo: What? Why?

Sonic: Do you want fifty dollars or not?

Neo: Ugh fine. Um I don't know, Jesus has nice hair and a well shaven beard. Now give me the fucking money.

Sonic: We all know his facial hair is unmatched. Say something about his chest. Is his chest well oiled?

Neo: Sure, why not? Now give me the--

Sonic: No, I need you to say it.

Neo: For fuck's sake Sonic. Here, I'll say it. Jesus Christ has a well oiled chest. There, ya happy.

Sonic: Yup.

Sonic slams the door in front of Neo's face and locks it.

Neo: Sonic you dick. Ugh, hope the guys at the guild have clothes for me.

The town bell let out twelve loud chimes.

Neo: Dammit, it's noon and I haven't even gotten out of the city. I better pick up the pace.

Neo walked and walked for six hours, he stopped to eat by a quiet stream, where he saw a beautiful young lady, no older than him, bathing in the stream. He tried to ignore her and continue to eat, but the girl turned around, revealing her perfectly shaped breasts. Neo caught a glimpse and couldn't avert his eyes. The girl saw Neo and stared back at him. When she realized Neo was staring at her breasts, she covered herself with her left hand and threw a rock at him. The rock hit him in the head and knocked him out cold.

He awoke in the middle of the night, still by the stream, to see the beautiful girl he saw earlier.

Neo: Hey you're that girl in the stream. You threw a rock at me you bitch.

The girl smacked him.

Girl: Talk about uncalled for. You were watching me bathe you pervert.

Neo sees the moon is up.

Neo: Shit, how long have I been out?

Girl: Like four hours.

Neo: Great. And now I've got two days left.

Girl: Two days? For what?

Neo: Some guy told me I had to find this crazy place in three days if I wanted to join his group.

Girl: Wait, are they trying to fight a wizard or something?

Neo: Yeah, how'd you know?

Girl: I'm looking for it too.

Neo: Really? Maybe we can go find it... together?

The girl laughed at him.

Girl: You can spend the night here, but we're parting when I wake up.

Neo: What do you mean here? We're in the middle of a forest, we could get eaten by a bear.

Girl: Good night.

The girl picked up another rock from the stream and threw it at Neo, knocking him out again.

And thus ends day 1 of Neo's journey.