This is where I should say some uplifting crap about how we're welcoming with open arms and stuff, right?

Uhhh... 

I don't know man, we're all pretty chill here. I'm always looking for artists to recommend to the art portal. PM me if you're an aspiring artist looking to be scouted. 

(if you're here because I sent you a random friend request, it's because we're mutuals on some other form of social networking. I'm not a porn bot.)