this is the true story on how the knuckles got wiped out like the diarhea in my booty crack

once apon a time there were a happy race of echidnas called the knuckles tribe and they lived on a floating island where they worshiped and protected theyre giant ring pop (master emerald).

but one fateful day marked when the echidnas were discovered. a little boy called sammy classic sonic fan flew up to the island in his frikplane and found them sacrificing shrek on vhs to the devil this intruiged him and he went to go share his discoverey.

he went to talk to his parents about this but realized they abandoned him and left the house bills to him. so he decided he was going to wait until tomorrow to spread the news. he boiled a copy of hotel mario for dinner, all he could do to eat was cook the crappy video games his mom and dad left with him. he had a dream that night, he dreamed that his parents were still with him it was more of a nightmare his dad always beat him with the belt but his belts kept breaking so his dad left with his mom who was a p r o s t i t u t e and had sex without a condom so she had to keep getting abortions. the main reason they left was because sammy was too expensive to take care of.

do you remember what this was about? knuckles not sammy, well while sammy was sleeping the knuckles clan were waging war on mcdonalds and they thought they could win because all the customers had diabetes and couldnt fight the tribe and they were right about the customers but not an easy win. ronald mcdonald ate a bunch of cheese burgers and since he was immune to diabetes he kept eating and eating until he was GIANT OBESE GODZILLA RONALD.

the knuckles clan actually put up a good fight the warriors were slowly killing him and they had theyre secret weapon the baby launcher. they had female echidnas making babies left and right so they could shoot them at ronald mcdonald this gave them a big advantage but as a last ditch effort ronald mcdonald had a secret weapon of his ow he FARTED on all the echidnas and the all died. except for one and that one is the knuckles you know today.