I shat out a game for this momentous occasion!!
Help Wheelbot and his plucky sidekick Clyde race to the finish with as many gears on hand as possible!
Arrow Keys to move, Z/Space to jump, X/Up to Help. Hold down + Jump to swooce through thin platforms.
Fill up the tiny bar by running laps around the map and fill up the big bar by grabbing the floating sparkly crap!