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I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

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Sonic still sucks

Posted by Chdonga - October 21st, 2008


Even Sega admits it, there are only several Sonic games that i like; Sonic 1, 2, 3, and Sonic and Knuckles.
But here's my reasons why it sucks:
1. Sonic team forces Sega to make a new Sonic game almost every SIX TO THREE months so the games seem f-ed up, unfinished and horrible (and they try to cover that up by making the bosses, even the first one seem almost unbeatable).
2. Every new game they make some new, worthless character. I could understand if they just appeared once or twice in the game but nooo, they have an entire backstory and some legendary power despite the fact that they'll probably only appear in the game they're in.
3. Shadow, what else is there to say? He's a freakin' emo.
4. The crappy plot. Each game seems more and more like another videogame. Sonic Unleashed? I would've bought that if it wasn't just Ristar in 3D.
5. The tv series. People b*tch about pokemon D/P Battle Dimension sucking, have you seen Sonic X? Compare the Japanese to English versions. Personally I'd rather watch this
There are many other reasons why it sucks but i want to see how you sonic fags will respond to this.

You must unscramble the words to get this answer:

ioScn kscsu lblsa dna eyonna owh eislk ti si ayg!!!

Also you Sonic FAGS claim that Sonic is the greatest game ever made, if it'so great how come none of them have gotten game of the year?


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FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I bet you want to.

FUCK

Sea slugs are scum sucking invertebrae. Land slugs are slimy mollusc-brained cabbage eaters. But you are nothing. You are the human equivalent of a broken lava-lamp. Repulsive, doesn't work, 30 years behind the times, and full of oily slime. Your breathtaking arrogance is only matched by your uncanny ability to be utterly clueless as to what other people think about you. And make no mistake, they think about you. Constantly. Your actions are as opportunistic and as repulsive as maggots. Your disgusting loathsome habits clearly know no bounds. Your mere existence has for me offered proof there is no God, no hope, no justice and the most miserable future for humankind. I have seen you walking along a footpath, one of your horribly fascinating activities. You count the cement squares don't you. You even on occasion try and avoid standing on the cracks. How can someone so stupid still remember to breathe? Or are you an automaton sent by an evil foreign, or alien, power, to destroy civilisation as we know it? All this, perhaps, would not be so damningly despairing were it not for the fact that I know what you do after you have picked your nose. Perhaps the less said the better, as other people, who still might have hope, could someday read this inadvertently. You snot-snivelled slimed sluptitious stool. Do you not have any reckoning of the ugliness you have wrought on the world? I have seen more convivial things than you wrapped up in newspaper in overfull bins at the fishmarkets. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature. This is something that I have grown to despise quite malevolently. Your bigoted words, and your damnable actions make me sick to my stomach. I find it comedic that you are spouting this crap here, and I find it sickening that younger children might see this... There is a good saying that I am thinking of, "If you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all!" Otherwise, I rather felt like that I needed to put in my two cents here. Oh, and I find it funny that you comeback with very crappy insults. You sir are a stupid dumbshit who doesn't deserve a dick. Unless you are a girl then you don't desrve your pussy. Please go replace your pancreas with a bowling ball and skydive into into man-eating animal infested waters wherin you survive without a dick without a sphincter without an ear or even your nutsack or thread a needle with a string dipper in saltwater through your balls then put the same exact string in your eyeball where it will mold and cause you to go blind. So then you will need a seeing eyedog named butch who will chew on your infected nutsack every day for the rest of your life. Then he will die xausing you to cry out of your blind eyes and you will be left helpless crying for your dead ball chewing dog in the street while you are mowed down by a guy in a powder blue prius and live in pain for exacly 666 minutes before you die finally exiling you to hell. THEN (no i am NOT done) satan's minions will chew out your kidneys and stuff them in your ass that doesn't have a sphincter then when you talk you will sound like al kheida and be pelted with rocks everywhere you go until you are hated enough to be let into the tenth chamber of hell where your immortal soul will burn for tens of hundreds of thousands of centuries without any shit breaks until you fucking explode and guts go everywhere and your wife (who is not missing you at all cause shes fucking your cousin steve) gets hit with your gay ass bowling ball pancreas and then your soul goes to super hell where they convert you to a cat fucking atheast with no liver and then they will torture you with your dead dog butch's soul and he will chew the remaing peices of your infected nutsack off untill he is forced to chew off his own infected nutsack and shove it down your throat so you choke and die again and go to supra hell (hell worse that super hell) and have your nuts replaced with hitlers nuts and then they send you back up to earth where you find a sign sticking out of your head that says i have hitlers nuts! and then when people read it they wil get their dogs to chew out your new balls and rip off your face and then you die and go to butch hell and 100000000000000000000 butch clones chew your balls for ever and ever and ever!!!!!

Unscrambled the thing. Sonic may be going downhill ,but he definitley doesn't suck balls and I'm certainly not gay. The only thing wrong with the anime is *cough* chris *cough*. And inside tip... I've heard that the next Sonic games coming up after Unleashed only have new bosses and villians, no new hero characters.

Now that thats outta my system, yes depending on what sounds you're looking for I might be able to rip them.

Sorry, I'm reffering to those people who keep spamming me to suck them off since I don't like Sonic.

There are some agreeable points here;

1: I agree, Sonic team gives Sega ridiculously short times to make games in. Good games are typically 1-6 years in the making.

2: Maybe so, but who cares?

3: Keep that to yourself.

4: While the plots may be crappy, there's still plots nonetheless.

5: I've seen almost every episode of Sonic X, and i'm willing to bet it doesn't suck as much as the newer games. And considering the Gamespot reviews i've read, i'm right.

You are entitled to your opinion, but if you're going to bitch and moan about a dying game franchise then keep it to yourself. No-one cares. Seriously.

Scrambled words: "Sonic sucks balls and anyone who likes it is gay!"

Typical of all haters of a game series.

And i'm a normal person who has no bias towards Sonic, Mario, or any others.

Please consider your next newspost more carefully, because I hate this type of rant.

And so do numerous others, not all of them sonic fans.

That is all.

THIS WAS A FRIGGIN' JOKE! I'VE SAID THAT TO SEVERAL PEOPLE!

I don't have a bias against Sonic, in fact I actually do like it to some extent(I also mentioned that)

The "Sonic sucks balls" thing was a copypasta

Here's what I think:

1. I think the new Sonic the Hedgehog games are actually pretty good.
2. Well, that might be the case of Shade. But that's it.
3. I don't agree.
4. Sonic Unleashed's plotline is simple, but nowadays, what hasn't been done to death? And Sonic The Hedgehog 2006's plotline is darker than most Sonic games. I mean, come on, a character almost dies in it!
The title character!
5. Meh, it's okay.

1. Honesty, I agree. It's just they are getting worse and worse because Sonic team makes Sega come up with a new game almost every several months.
2. How old are you? No wonder you don't know, there are at least twenty characters that should've stayed fanmade.
3. Meh, neither does my cousin.
4. Sonic Unleashed is-like I have already said-a Ristar in 3D.
5. I do actually like about one or two of the japanese episodes though, let's blame 4kids on the Sonic X problem.

1: You suck at beating bosses!
2: those caracter are way cooler than you!
3:You're probably right
4: still better than your life
5:You won't admit it but you watch it and you cry at the end of each episode.

You're a hater. nobody likes to read this kind of stuff. but I guess it's your way to say "I exist" on NG. Well you have your style...I just can believe your aura is light.
Change your aura, you don't earn it.

1. I have a life
2. Those characters are all recolors of sonic with some retarded backstory, plus I'm not a character
3. It's true
4. That made no sense
5. I once did like Sonic X but then I turned 9
I made this news post as a joke. If you like sonic fine, I didn't tell you to post here.

i kinda agry but i like adventure 1&2 and heroes

i hate u

dude u are sooooo wrong about everything u said!!!!! I AGREE SONIC THAT SONIC GAMES AREN'T DOING WELL CAUSE OF CRITICS AND I THINK THAT THE NEWEST GAMES ARE GOOD AND THE OLD ONES ARE BULLSHIT!!!!!

I THINK THAT THE OLD GAMES ARE GOOD AND THE NEWER ONES ARE BULLSHIT!!!!!
BUT MOSTLY ALL OF THEM ARE RETARDED AND HAVE ONLY ONE PLOT!!!
Quote fixed.

wanna know somethin YOU SUCK!