So I'm sitting here, trying to understand why whenever someone says something offensive about a person, joking or not, that makes him a troll or he's jealous or butthurt. I'm still trying to figure this out as I make this post. Every time I refresh the blogs, there's at least one person complaining how another user is a dick for whatever reason and he's just bitching about how that guy is a corrupt power mad Nazi or he needs to be banned from using the computer or just some stupid shit, and it's all because he banned that guy or insulted Super Mario Bros. Z. Why is it that people think that just because you called them gay or retarded for doing or saying something gay or retarded, you must be out to get them? Why is it that once they read that comment of you saying their post was gay or retarded, they'll send you a PM saying that you're just jealous and they've just blocked you and reported you to Tom Fulp so you should just kill yourself now? Why can't they realize when you call a person a name, they might not always mean it, I mean learn to take a joke. If someone did mean what they said, they'd probably have done it more than once, and that's provided they didn't have the opposite of an orgasm over them doing it the first time. I mean, it's not like they're going "Tonight I'm going to kill you in your sleep, burn down your house and piss on your charred ashes. I'm not fucking around either, I know where you live." then they tell you your address. Until someone actually says that, you don't need to report the authorities. And just because you got banned by a mod/non-mod doesn't mean they're a power mad Ban Nazi whose dream is to ban everyone on Newgrounds. Besides, a normal user can only have 100 people banned at a time and if a mod really was trying to ban everyone just because, he'd/she'd have been demodded by now.

Also it's okay to swear on the internet. Just say 'fuck shit ass' or don't say it at all. Don't go around posting 'f*ck sh*t *ss' in your post if you don't want your age questioned. Don't post the word at all, use a euphemism (go look it up) for it that you don't have to asterisk out. And just the same, you don't need to throw a hissy fit when someone posts an uncensored cuss word. Not every post with a cuss word is directed as an insult to you. If anything, you're giving yourself too much credit.

TL;DR No one on the internet's out to get you. And no one here hates you without a valid reason why.

Here are two examples. Not too long ago this guy got mad when I told him that the M-Bot doesn't delete reviews so he just PMed me with this:

From: ghostender
Sent: 12/12/09 21:43
Subject: FUCK U DICKFACE!
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Y U CALL ME A STUPID DUM SHIT HE DELETED 10 OF MY REVIES SO SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP U DUMSHIT!

From: ghostender
Sent: 12/12/09 21:55
Subject: u son of a bitch
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listen u ugly baby fucker m-bot is a person and he is better of sucking dicks and u r better of sucking dicks to ok so SHUT THE FUCK UP U UGLY FUCKER UR UGLY AS HELL BITCH SO SHUT UP UR ILL SHOVE UR ASS UP UR MOTH BITCH!

From: ghostender
Sent: 12/13/09 12:29
Subject: UR AN UGLY ASS
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THAT PITCHER OF URS IS AS UGLY AS U UR MORE UGLY THEN UR ASS

And I rest my case.