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Chdonga
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

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Age 29, squee/squim

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Poughquag, NY

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The strangest thing I've put my dick in.

Posted by Chdonga - August 21st, 2011


This is something that caused my parents to put me through almost 2 1/2 years of therapy but when I was twelve my cousin who was 16 brought a bb gun to my house to shoot into the woods. When the gun ran out of bullets he tossed the gun down and said it was my turn if I could find the bullets. BB's are impossible to find in the woods btw but while searching next to my shed I found a dead squirrel. I'm not sure if the squirrel died from the BB or of natural causes but I decided to pick it up anyways. I guess as the therapist said, I should have felt sad or scared but instead I widened the anus of the squirrel using a twig and my finger to the point of mutilation. By the time I was done the squirrel didn't have an anus but rather a large gaping very bloody hole in it's backside. I don't remember if I was horny or not as I had random erections at that age quite often but I proceeded to insert my erect penis into the mutilated rear cavity of the dead squirrel. It was during the summer so the dead squirrel had been baking in the sun and I remember the hot entrails feeling amazing on my penis. My cousin came out and saw me and well as you can guess ran screaming and called my parents. The rest was and has been a lifetime of shame.

TL;DR I had sex with a dead squirrel


Comments

soooooooo you're basically a furry or you were high

Hahahhahahahahahahaha xD and I thought fucking a fruit was weird, you rocked it hashdhshd

are you sure your a guy?
because some people say that you are a girl...:/

I am a guy.

Back in late '010, I changed my gender to female to see if people would notice.

what the hell

I am so glad I dont have a penis. There is no telling what I would insert it in.

Lovely story btw, You never fail at making me smile! :)