Finally, after what felt like an eternity of searching through this godforsaken dungeon, Neo had discovered the key to the final door. He didn't know what would be behind the door, but he expected fortune; gold, ancient technology, magical scrolls, virgins, anything worth value would be good enough for him. As he turned the key he thought about what he'd do with whatever he'd find behind the door.
"If it's gold, I'll sell it. If it's ancient technology or magical scrolls, I'll use it to fight crime. If it's a bunch of horny virgins..."
His thought left along with the little bit of morale he had. No treasure was in the final room of the dungeon just the opposite. He was greeted by a relatively small cyclops, ready to attack. Neo's health was low and he had an inventory of only Mana Potions. He could have been able to heal himself, had he chosen a class with mana, he mumbled some vulgarities under his breath.
With nothing else to lose, Neo decided to just go for it. "I'm screwed either way. If I beat this thing I'm probably gonna die by some rats or something." He lunged awkwardly at the small giant, letting out a nasally battle cry. The cyclops proceeded to grab Neo by the face and throws him across the dungeon, mortally wounding him. Before he got the chance to get back up, the cyclops threw him up against a wall, then beat him into a pulp. He lay there dead, in a pool of his own blood.
narutosonicfan
That's..Quite the nice way to end it. xD
Chdonga
End? This is only the beginning.
Heck, this was only the first paragraph of what I've completed.
But I don't wanna spoil anything, sooo....