Ever just wake up in the morning...

...And ask yourself...

"Who the fuck am I?"

I do.

There's a big mirror on my dresser.

When I wake up I see myself.

But it's not me.

I feel as though... I've changed... I've become something I'm not.

A tool. A wannabe. A fag. Whatever the fuck you wanna call it.

I try my hardest to be a likable person.

And it works.

I try to be what others want me to be.

And I succeed.

But I feel...

Hollow...

Hollow...

Hollow...

And I'm just fine with it!

Lol yea right.

Well apparently MikeyS9607 is over it, and I don't intend to delete the post, so I'll just redirect you to http://chdonga.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/588978

Considering you ragebanned me for telling you why they won't make a delete review button, I'll post why you're a moron on my profile. Rather than on your profile.

I constantly see you making news posts advertising that shitty site of yours. I won't bother going on about how shitty it is, but it's basically Newgrounds if it focused entirely on flash games and animation.
Anyway, in those newsposts, you like to give the occasional sidwswipe to zero bombers, just calling everyone who doesn't vote five on your work retarded. You don't seem to realize some flashes' score can go down by anyone's vote. Someone could be voting two on your work and it would still go down. But even if you are being zero bombed, you seem to not realize why. You make terrible flashes, brush off all forms of criticism with "FUCK YOU!!!", and you constantly accuse anyone you've banned of zero bombing you. And you constantly make newsposts talking about how stupid everyone is for not voting five on your shit. You just stick your fingers in your ears going "Lalala I can't hear you lalala my flashes are better than yours lalala you are just jealous lalala" You like to tell the world that ishkabibbles is doing it. Do you realize h'es level 3 and his rank is civilian? If he voted zero on your stuff for an entire week, you could vote five on it and the score would go higher than it was dropped. So stop targeting him specifically, as it makes you no better than those zero bombers you so verily hate.

I don't even know why I bother writing this. You'll probably never read it. Maybe one of your friends will show you this and you'll brush this post off and post "FUCK YOU!!", maybe you'll realize what you're doing and put more effort into your work.

Nah.

You're more likely to do the former.

EDIT: Now you're trying to label me as a 'disruptor' and in cahoots with Ishkabibbles.
lmao. You really want people to hate you, don't you?

Yes, I'm reviewing shit again. And the reviews are gonna be better than they used to be, and they're gonna be brutally honest. No more of those 10/10 reviews because a flash had potential coming from me. The highest score I've given so far was a 5, because I'm mostly going to review bad art and give the artists tips on how to improve. It's much more productive than looking at good art and using the review system to fellate the artist. So... Will the artists take my constructive and brutally honest criticism or will they flip out about the review not giving a high score? Only time will tell.

[ATTENTION]: Just because you blocked someone from posting on your userpage or from PMing them doesn't mean they can't review your art. I know the person who prompted me to say this me this won't see this, but oh well.

Did I review something made by you right after being blocked by you? Probably. But listen, I'm not giving you negative reviews out of spite. I'm doing it in hopes you improve. So you can continue to swear at me or whatever, but that or improving is the only way to get me to stop giving you negative feedback.

Newgrounds is a site full of aspiring animators. Those who want to show off their creations to the world and eventually gain popularity. Unfortunately many of these animators don't really want to work that hard.
I remember first coming on Newgrounds at age 13, thinking this is the best site ever. (But of course, the only sites I knew of were those generic free online game sites where everything there is made completely out of the most basic tutorials.) Newgrounds seemed to be a much better place. Crappy flashes were a little less likely to pass and people were willing to take criticism, whether the review is made by a person who hasn't made any flash or if it's made by a guy with porn in his profile.

Someone, please tell me...

What happened to those people?

Why is it that anyone who doesn't praise even the worst of an creators creations will risk facing the hostility of both the fan and the creator? Have all the good creators gone away? Have all the creators lost their ability to accept negative feedback after years of being fellated by the underaged community?

What has happened, Newgrounds? What has happened?

Surely this newspost will be overlooked by the masses of Sonic and Call of Duty fans, only to be viewed by my peers, and by a few of the people I have inflicted with the butthurt. So, I'll just post this picture of an anthropomorphic Umbreon, probably having an orgasm.