Raichu's electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts. Careless contact can cause even an Indian elephant to faint.

...if they didn't make it seem so tedious.

Even in the computer ones it seems like you're doing more work than you need to.

We rejoin Neo Goldman, now accompanied by a friend, Antonio "Yellowie" Armadillo. The duo are trudging through the forest, looking for the Tekkina Killers Guild, or whatever it's called. They walked silently looking. The silence lasted so long that it started to get annoying. Yellowie decided to break the silence.
"You know, man, I hate wearing pants," Yellowie started, "I mean, they're so uncomfortable and they're downright hard to wear, you know what I'm saying?"
Neo looked at him confused. "Are you crazy? Pants are so much better than shorts, with pants you can walk around in the cold."
Yellowie scoffed. "Man, they're still really uncomfortable. Now shorts are the way to go. Not only are they easy to wear, but they're comfy too."
"Yeah, but with shorts people can see your hairy legs. And believe you me, no one wants to see that."
Yellowie laughed, "I know how that is, dawg."
The two laughed and went back to skipping arm and arm together.

Meanwhile, an awkwardly smirking Sonic was at Greenic's driveway, holding a bouquet of flowers and dressed very dapper. He knocked on Greenic's door. No answer. He rung the doorbell. No answer. He reached out for his phone and called for her. Still no answer. Sonic's awkward smirk turned into a frown, then turned into a grimace of anger. He yelled, swore, and threw the roses onto Greenic's lawn. He turned around, still swearing to see Greenic standing behind him, holding groceries. She stared at him with a confused look on her face. "Greenic..." Sonic started, "Sonic, what the hell are you doing near my house? I thought I told you we were through and I'd shoot you if you came near me." Greenic was shooting daggers at Sonic, "Greenic, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all those times I pushed you into having sex with me and stuff."
Greenic waited for more,
"Um... I also... brought you... some flowers... but uh... I dropped 'em."
Greenic curled her lips up. Her body language urged Sonic to say more.
"Greenic. Wh-what else do you want me to say? I. Am. Sorry. I was a fool, a sex addicted fool. I'm an idiot a fucking retarded idiot. I'm a terrible low class horse fucking dipshit. I don't deserve your love. I'm sorry."
Greenic laughed. "I forgive you, Neo."
"Thank you Greenic... wait... Neo!?"
"Yeah, Neo sent me a message with that exact same apology just the other day."
Sonic chuckled, then sighed.
"Well um... can we... um... go somewhere? You know, to patch things up?"
Greenic smiled, "Oh Sonic, you're so cute when you grovel." she pinched his cheek and walked past him into her house.
"Hey! Where are you going?" Sonic tried to follow Greenic into her house, but he wasn't fast enough. Sonic proceeded to bang on the door until Greenic called the police on him.

Sonic was forced to spend the night in jail where he met several colorful characters; Franco the Hedgehog, Billy the Hedgehog, and Andy the Hedgehog, they were all arrested after starting a riot at a furry convention. The four told stories of all the times they took advantage of girls they claimed to have loved. It was the best night Sonic ever had.

Smoking is bad.

I had such an awesome birthday party! I fucked so many people that I actually passed out.

Whoo!

Buy me presents.

I wish people would understand the difference between trolling and giving constructive criticism.

So I was lurking the hallowed bastions of Newgrounds (also known as the blogs) and I notice a bunch of news posts made by n/a year old users whining about others insulting their flash. Those users were throwing around the phrase "Well I don't see you making any flashes", "let's see you do better", and the ever so popular "FUCK YOU TROLL."

All of these people had something in common, they had only several flashes submitted, and they were all under 3.00. This means that either they just discovered Newgrounds, or their flashes are all getting blammed.

If you're making stuff so bad that it has to be removed from the site, you should be taking all the criticism you can, even if it is by someone who hasn't made a single flash.

This slump just won't go away.