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Chdonga
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

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Age 29, squee/squim

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Posted by Chdonga - March 20th, 2009


Good evening, my name is James Silverman. I shall tell you a story, a story of epic proportions. A story about a rare, species of European blue porcupine. Surely you know him as Sonic the Hedgehog. For over 15 years, the rodent has embarked on many adventures, fighting an evil man named Dr. Ivo Robitnik. Every time Sonic foiled the evil Dr's plots to take over the world, the Dr. became angrier. He always threatened to him that if he didn't kill Sonic, his son would. This is the story of Sonic's final adventure.

ACT-1: The Beginning of the End...

Sonic was simply enjoying himself, eating a slice of Domino's Pizza, sitting on a rock near a pond when he sees a large, black figure fall from the sky... "What in the heck is that!?" He shouts to himself. Whatever it is, it's headed right towards him. Thinking quickly, he jumps out of the way to find out that it's none other than that mad man, Dr. Ivo Robotnik II (but for some odd reason, he prefers to be called the Dr. Eggman) in his Egg Walker. The Dr. is hoarse with rage! "SONIC! I am far beyond tired of the many beatings I have given you--" Sonic cut him off, "Actually last time I checked, I'm the one who gives the beatings to you." This only makes Dr. Eggman even angrier. "AAARGH! I was originally going to give you this apology card," and he wasn't lying either, he pulls a card out of his pocket that says -Sorry for kicking your ass so much- "but now I'm going to kill you instead." For once, Sonic couldn't think of any witty to throw back at Eggman, so all he says is "Ha! Dream on." And they fight.

Dr. Eggman pushes a button which causes two giant missles to launch out of the walker. They started to chase Sonic. Of couse he's the fastest thing alive but these missles aren't alive and Sonic just barely outchases them. As they draw ever closer, Sonic has to think of a way not to die. He turns but the missles are heat-seekers. "Aha! heat-seekers!" He thought to himself and jumps straight into the pond. Unfortunately the pond isn't very deep, and even though the missles flew right past him, they immediately changed direction back towards him. Luckily he's in Eggman's direction. Once the missles are about to hit him, he jumps in the air and the missles head toward Eggman. Too bad Eggman's Egg Walker is so big, bulky, and slow.

The missles blow up one of the legs. "No, no, no, no, no, NO!" he begs. But his begging didn't work, his walker falls to the ground. The stupid man kept pressing the buttons that made the now destroyed Walker walk, instead of ejecting himself and running away. Sonic walked up to Eggman and looks down at him. Eggman says tearfully "Why? Why do you always win?" Sonic wittilly responds "You just suck." Now this would normally make anyone mad, but this doesn't make that crazy Dr. mad, he just spaces out, thinking about what Sonic said. "I suck...? I just suck?" Sonic calls the police to take the crazy man away like he should have done a long time ago.

Thus ends Act 1...


Posted by Chdonga - March 19th, 2009


Some kid PMed me saying this:

"WHO ARE YOU TO CONTRIDICT A 12 YEAR OLD ON HIS DREAMS..... I DON'T CARE IF YOUR FUCKIN 30 YEARS OLD AND HAVE A PRIVATE ISLAND WITH A RIVER IN IT. Chdonga maybe I should make fun of your name because of that little comment of yours. but realy Pick on someone your own age you little shit or should I say DING "DONG"
Oh yeah I will own a Private Island due to a multi-million dollar lawsuit
Sucker and Loser. Im not writting this to be an asshole but to tell you you are being an asshole"

Apparently he's going to sue me for insulting a 12 year old. Don't request free flash as people will do things like link you to meatspin or gayporn.
Why he wrote this in stanzas confuses me.


Posted by Chdonga - March 10th, 2009


Oh, and before any Foamy fags come flaming me, look on my favorites.
...OK did you look? OK now I can continue...

Anyways I've noticed a lot of the episodes are getting less and less funny. They were once good comedies featuring rants that people can relate to and an occasional sex pun. Now it seems like the epidsodes are just turning into several minutes of Foamy screaming "FUCK!" and Germaine talking about having sex or complaining how she dreses so provocatively and has not been gang raped yet. There's also da Hatta and that one squirrel with the glasses and the squirrel songs but they're getting less funny too. Sure there are still some good episodes but most of them now are just bad or if they are funny it's because Foamy shouts "FUCK!" or Germaine says something about vasmpires raping demons or something crazy like that. I once voted five on illwillpress's flashes, but now I usually vote three or four.

Foamy is dead


Posted by Chdonga - March 2nd, 2009


So far this is all I've made, a Megaman template, I'll make more so don't request any.
Note: this is for amateur spriters who do more than recolor, also I put a little pallete there for a reason, use it.


Posted by Chdonga - February 24th, 2009


Three toads were arrested for blowing bubbles. The police asks for their name, one toad says his name is Bob, the second toad's name is Ted, and the third toad's name is Bubbles.

I'm not explaining the joke, btw.


Posted by Chdonga - February 23rd, 2009


I'm guessing I did something to piss some fag off (probably banning him. NGers are so butthurt about bannings nowadays) so now he's making all these alts to spam me via PM and then he bans me so I can't reply.

@Whoever the main account of these alts are: If you're going to troll, troll successfully. And have the gaul to do it on my userpage.

You unsuccessful troll.


Posted by Chdonga - February 23rd, 2009


Why is it that Sci-Fi original movies are getting cornier and cornier? Seriously, now they are all the same, it's usually about a giant lizard monster and if someone sees it, they don't run or try to kill it, they just stand there and scream while it eats him. Then throughout the movie you see two or three characters that actually manage to survive the monster until they meet some old hermit who tells them if they want to kill the monster they need to pull some magical sword out of a pedistal and chant some gibberish. (How would he even know that?) Eventually the monster comes and eats the hermit before he tells them where the sword is. And they run and they have to hide in some cave. Conveniently the magical sword is in the cave they're hiding in. One of the three protaganists get stunned by something and another one gets him/herself killed to save the stunned person, ironically the stunned person dies too. The last surviving person pulls the sword out of the pedistal and he chants the gibberish. Then a big beam of light shoots out from the sword and blows up the monster. The end. Their movies are the equivalent of an episode of Goosebumps. Also the monster usually looks badly generated on the scenes and seems out of place.

And if you still don't know, I'm talking about the Sci-Fi channel. Also I was going to show a scenes from a movie to prove my point but the Sci-Fi movie thing is currently off air.


Posted by Chdonga - February 2nd, 2009


OK please note that I'm not the greatest spriter ever but I know a lot about spriting. But also note that this tut is mostly for all of those Sonic lovers that spam the blogs with minor Sonic recolors, naming them all Ultima and banning anyone who gives crits. But either way look at this because it took me a while to write this. And by the way, don't expect a TL;DR to this.
Step 1: The idea Before you make a fan character you have to take some time to think one up. Don't just take Sonic and make him black, that is an overused edit. Sometimes you might need to write down his/her qualities and maybe even draw him up before you sprite him/her.
Step 2: The name Now this is something that most spriters are annoyed by, unoriginal names. Don't, and I mean don't name your character the color of their skin. Seriously, "Purple the Hedgehog" I forgot who made that guy but come on. Also not everyone should have "the <insert animal's name here>" in their name. Try to think up an original name, names like Ultima or Darkness are not only overused, but it is horribly cheesy and does not sound as menacing or heroic or however you intend it to be.
Step 3: giving them a backstory No one really like corny, two page long monologues which end up relating to the main character of the story. Try thinking of something original.
Step 4: Actually spriting the thing Now I can't really tell you secifically how to make him/her, it's your fancharacter, you should try to make him/her look original. Just remember, if you're going to use some other character as a template it's ok to edit him/her as much as possible, recolors are hated by spriters, amateur and proffesional but edits, even if it's as minor as giving them a weapon is not as hated, as long as it looks good.
How to make a good recolor Now I don't condone recoloring but if you do decide to go "Feck off, Donga. I'm going to recolor anyways, you're not the boss of me." then if you're just practicing spriting you might need to take the colors, or palette from a different character rather than using the 28 colors MS paint gives you. If you want to take the colors from another character you must click the button over the pencil that looks like a turkey baster and click the color you want to use, then the pencil color will be changed to whatever color you cliked.
One last thing Take constructive criticism. I know you don't like to hear someone going "Hmm, it's ok but it needs improvement" on something you worked so long on but take the criticism, no matter how rude it sounds, it might help you improve.
I'll probably add more to this but this is all I have for now.


Posted by Chdonga - January 28th, 2009


http://pole.sega.jp/ When I was first shown this site it was only a countdown clock. And it was a picture of an 8-bit mushroom, kind of like the ones off of Super Mario Bros. so I expected a Mario/Sonic crossover. But when it finally came out (in Japan) I find out it's some corny cowboy crap, "Pole's Big Adventure" who'd play a game with a name like that anyway? And I think a few of the characters aren't even 8-bit. I hope this game has the same fate as Alex Kidd. I know I say this for everyone that a Mario/Sonic crossover would've been better.


Posted by Chdonga - January 19th, 2009


This is how you make a fan character. You see, you can just barely tell that's a recolor of Sonic. That's annoying how you guys just paint Sonic red (with the MS default colors), say "I'm willing to take any constructive criticism" but you then ban anyone who does. This was obviously rushed but I hope my point came through.