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Once upon a time, there was a Stinky kingdom called Scat Land. Everything was peaceful in Scat Land until one day a Fat creature called Scorpia attacked. Scorpia had the Fist of a/an Chdonga and the Tail of a/an Glunkytent. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Hungry knight to save Scat Land, and that knight's name was Chdonga. As soon as Chdonga heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Red armor and started riding his Kryll to Scorpia's lair. He took his Ign'nt Flamberd and Owned the beast's Toe. The beast screamed HAXOR!!! And then Shlarbed at Chdonga almost killing him. Chdonga used his last bit of energy to Pwn Scorpia away. Thanks to Chdonga, the kingdom of Scat Land was saved and Chdonga and the princess lived happily ever after.