I just checked the classic portal and noticed some kid uploaded a game made in Unity. Was this a recent addon or has Newgrounds had Unity support for a while? Last time I checked the wiki it said NG didn't support it. And I check in this site daily and I've never seen an announcement.

Whenever I see one of my friends getting engaged I suddenly get reminded that I still don't have a girlfriend.

Then I remember I'm not a girl and I don't have to follow the arbitrary social standards of getting married before my mid twenties.

Then I remember I'm a male and I DO have to follow the arbitrary social standards of getting a girlfriend before I turn twenty, then keeping her long enough to marry her before her mid twenties. With that relieving realization I realize I do not have much time left before my status as a permavirgin beta loser faggot becomes immortalized.

Stupid social standards. At least I can use them as a scapegoat for my own, often arbitrary insecurities.

Too bad if I listen to it too much the FBI will think I'm planning a shooting.

Now I can burn money even more efficiently!