Also my ex-on-and-off girlfriend is now also in a relationship. I think I lost my PS Vita and I forgot to buy that day 1 DLC for LittleBigPlanet Karting. I'm probably failing every class in my college now. I actually had to skip a class just to make it to my other campus on the other side of the city. I also don't have any clothing for winter.

I'm basically getting fucked in every orifice by the powers that be right now. Well I guess there's only one thing left to do...

It's like a combination of self pity and anger.

Did I just get laid?

Halle Berry on her period.

Time to break my dick off in my gf's ass.

My dick is too big to give my gf anal. She wants it bad but I'm too beta to rip her bumhole open just to cum inside and/or pull out seconds later.

wat do?

We've got a real jam goin' 'round. Welcome to the space jam.

If I knew the PSP was actually good after being hacked I would have hacked it months ago.

Popping a boner from just looking at a girl's feet is such a fucking nuisance. Now I wish I had a more taboo fetish like furry or bondage.