I'm not abandoning this. Even though nobody even reads this I'm still enjoying mucking around in photoshop.

I was hanging out with my friends the other day to watch the Evil Dead trilogy. Everybody went into the kitchen to make snacks except me and a female friend. She was sitting on the floor reblogging Tumblrshit on her shitty macbook. I tried to say something to her she'd just mumble back. The silence went on for what felt like hours, so I decided to break the silence by being spontaneous and fun. Since I don't know how to be spontaneous or fun I just decided to take her shoes, since she had nothing else of value on her. She got nervous at me tugging on her leg and made some adorable noises, but then I pulled her shoe off and tossed it across the room she just went "Oh" and went back to Tumblr. So then I took her sock off and started tickling her foot, and it got her really riled up. She was flailing and giggling "Chdonga! Stop it! I hate getting tickled!". She was too squirmy for me and she got free of my grip. She sighed and went back to Tumblr. Then my OCD kicked in and her other foot with the shoe on drove me insane. I tossed her other shoe and sock off and tickled her some more. She said "Sorry. I'm all tickled out". Then I said in a scary monster voice "Well then I'm just gonna eat you!" and I started nibbling on her toes. I got a little too into my role as a monster. I was making "om nom nom" noises to go with her adorable squeals of terror. But she stopped squirming and I was too busy eating her to notice. I looked up and saw that one of her friends was staring right at me. I said "I was trying to eat her." And we didn't talk about it for the rest of the night.

I should have just ripped her panties off and fucked her.

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Making this comic has given me a feeling of childlike joy that I haven't had in a while. This is a great way to reduce stress.

I just submitted Episode 1 of my sprite comic. It's a clusterfuck, but it's also the first productive thing I've done in months, so bear with me.
Expect more content to come.

I have no car, I am unemployable, I may have lost my only chance at getting a girlfriend, and I'm probably bombing all my classes. I've been kicked out of my grandparents' house and I now must live with my mother, hellion siblings, and my violent mongoloid stepfather. I could easily whine to my grandparents to take me back, but I've been stricken with Stockholm's. My friends are all dating each other and I secretly hope each and every one of their relationships fall apart, slowly, and soul crushingly painfully. As much as I'd love to bring about this, I'll just sit back and watch it happen on its own.

With nothing to lose I have everything to gain.

My stupid moral code has gotten in the way. I've spent years refusing to read a tutorial because I want to self teach, or trying to make OC because I want all the credit. All it's done is hold me back. If I just asked around for a bit of help I could have made that Drill Dozer flash I joked about way back when. Hell, I could have made a game by now. I could have been a great content creator at 14 if I just asked for help.

Well today, I swallow my pride. I forgo my past and make way for a new future.

For years I've been working on a mock fanfic, The Adventures of Neo the Hedgehog. Well, starting today, I'm going to go back to working on it.
Something I've wanted to do for years is make a sprite comic. Since those are now irrelevant I doubt I'll get as much popularity as I would if I started in '07, but oh well.
Also, I'm gonna clean up my Youtube account and make a Let's Play channel.
I'll even upload a voice acting demo reel. And I will do this one very soon.

HEAR ME CITIZENS OF CYBERIA. I am no longer Chdonga, that annoying faggot on NGBBS. I will now, and forevermore be known as Chdonga, that annoying faggot on the internet!

Be sure to drink your iodine

I want people to take my quotes out of context and use them to justify being as annoying and stupid as possible, just so I can take the time to individually call people out on it.

We get it you bought Star Wars. You don't need to make Star Wars references in all your shows now.

Now I'm officially a regular!
Right?????????????