I just submitted Episode 1 of my sprite comic. It's a clusterfuck, but it's also the first productive thing I've done in months, so bear with me.
Expect more content to come.

I have no car, I am unemployable, I may have lost my only chance at getting a girlfriend, and I'm probably bombing all my classes. I've been kicked out of my grandparents' house and I now must live with my mother, hellion siblings, and my violent mongoloid stepfather. I could easily whine to my grandparents to take me back, but I've been stricken with Stockholm's. My friends are all dating each other and I secretly hope each and every one of their relationships fall apart, slowly, and soul crushingly painfully. As much as I'd love to bring about this, I'll just sit back and watch it happen on its own.

With nothing to lose I have everything to gain.

My stupid moral code has gotten in the way. I've spent years refusing to read a tutorial because I want to self teach, or trying to make OC because I want all the credit. All it's done is hold me back. If I just asked around for a bit of help I could have made that Drill Dozer flash I joked about way back when. Hell, I could have made a game by now. I could have been a great content creator at 14 if I just asked for help.

Well today, I swallow my pride. I forgo my past and make way for a new future.

For years I've been working on a mock fanfic, The Adventures of Neo the Hedgehog. Well, starting today, I'm going to go back to working on it.
Something I've wanted to do for years is make a sprite comic. Since those are now irrelevant I doubt I'll get as much popularity as I would if I started in '07, but oh well.
Also, I'm gonna clean up my Youtube account and make a Let's Play channel.
I'll even upload a voice acting demo reel. And I will do this one very soon.

HEAR ME CITIZENS OF CYBERIA. I am no longer Chdonga, that annoying faggot on NGBBS. I will now, and forevermore be known as Chdonga, that annoying faggot on the internet!

Be sure to drink your iodine

I want people to take my quotes out of context and use them to justify being as annoying and stupid as possible, just so I can take the time to individually call people out on it.

We get it you bought Star Wars. You don't need to make Star Wars references in all your shows now.

Now I'm officially a regular!
Right?????????????

Also my ex-on-and-off girlfriend is now also in a relationship. I think I lost my PS Vita and I forgot to buy that day 1 DLC for LittleBigPlanet Karting. I'm probably failing every class in my college now. I actually had to skip a class just to make it to my other campus on the other side of the city. I also don't have any clothing for winter.

I'm basically getting fucked in every orifice by the powers that be right now. Well I guess there's only one thing left to do...

It's like a combination of self pity and anger.

Did I just get laid?

Halle Berry on her period.