He was punished, for giving the gift of knowledge to man.

He was cast into the bowels of the earth, pecked by birds.

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This is something that caused my parents to put me through almost 2 1/2 years of therapy but when I was twelve my cousin who was 16 brought a bb gun to my house to shoot into the woods. When the gun ran out of bullets he tossed the gun down and said it was my turn if I could find the bullets. BB's are impossible to find in the woods btw but while searching next to my shed I found a dead squirrel. I'm not sure if the squirrel died from the BB or of natural causes but I decided to pick it up anyways. I guess as the therapist said, I should have felt sad or scared but instead I widened the anus of the squirrel using a twig and my finger to the point of mutilation. By the time I was done the squirrel didn't have an anus but rather a large gaping very bloody hole in it's backside. I don't remember if I was horny or not as I had random erections at that age quite often but I proceeded to insert my erect penis into the mutilated rear cavity of the dead squirrel. It was during the summer so the dead squirrel had been baking in the sun and I remember the hot entrails feeling amazing on my penis. My cousin came out and saw me and well as you can guess ran screaming and called my parents. The rest was and has been a lifetime of shame.

TL;DR I had sex with a dead squirrel

Sugoi!

Using visual basic to track the killer's IP address.

You've been hit by a smooth criminal!

Aaaaah!

Tien.

The fucker has three eyes and knows a technique that gives him two extra arms. What other character in Dragonball could do that?
Save for the Tienshinhan Arc of Dragonball, he didn't do shit later on, but he really would've been great fighting on Namek.

When you get banned for breaking a rule that isn't on the rules list.

Two cocks walk into a bar.

One cock says, "Hey, do you come here often?"

And the other cock says, "No, this is the first time I've ever come inside."