Continuing from where we left off almost half a year ago...

Neo woke up to see that the girl had disappeared. He looked around to see where she was, hoping she was naked or performing some sexual actions. He gave up looking after no more than two minutes. Well I better just go look for that Guild some more, thought Neo. He peed on the fire that somehow managed not to burn down the forest and pulled a small box of crackers out of his bag. He looked at the crackers and remembered that he was eating some kosher beef jerky down by the river where that girl attacked him. Considering that the only food he had packed were the crackers and jerky, this got him worked up, as he didn't even finish the jerky. What was worse, when he looked in the box, two rolls were gone! He searched in his bag looking for the others in case they fell out, instead he found a note in his bag. "I have no clue who you are but I've taken some of your supplies. I shall do you the favor of considering that an apology." Neo stuffed the paper back into his back and growled. "Shit, I'm gonna die out here," he said, "What was I thinking?" He dropped to his knees. A tear started to form under his eyes. "God, I'm such an idiot. I didn't even prepare for this journey. I should just give up now."

Suddenly, "Go ahead, do it." The booming voice of an old lady came down from the heavens, "Give up, Neo. That's what you're best at doing. Whenever the going gets tough, Neo J. Goldman is always the first to quit." Neo looked up. "Grandma, is that you?" "Yes it's me you ninny, you think death will stop me from... what do you kids say today? Being the rag on you? You were always a quitter. Always. You even pull out the moment you cum don't you?" "No!" Neo said with an embarrassed expression. "Don't lie to your grandmother." "Yes nana." Neo looked down. "Ha! I knew it!" Grandma started laughing. Neo got angry and pulled out his map. I'll show you, he thought. Found the icon of the Guild and pulled out his compass. "Let's see. The Guild is west, so I should go... that way." Neo turned about face and continued his journey.

"Hey! Get back here!" His grandmother followed him. Neo continued to ignore her. "Don't you ignore your gramma" she said. Neo didn't pay any attention to her. "Neo! Neo!" she kept shouting at him but Neo still wouldn't respond. "Oh for the love of fuck, Neo! You're going the wrong way!" Neo paused, His head rotated slowly and his face had a large frown on it.

"I'm... going... the wrong.. way..."

"Yes you're going the wrong way. Oy, you never wanna listen, do ya?"

"Why didn't you just tell me in the first place?"

"You should've just turned around to hear what I was tryin' to tell you."

"Dammit gram gram you're always so useless!"

"Don't you snap at your babushka."

Neo's body turns with the rest of him. "I hate you so much." Neo mumbled. "What's that?" Grandmother hissed. "I hate you, Mee-Maw!" Neo shouts, facing in the direction of some bystander. He stared at Neo confused, "What did I do?" He asked. "Oh. Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't realize anyone was near." Neo's face was covered in the kind of sweat that you see characters in anime have when they're embarrassed. "Yeah, it's okay. When you're a city boy lost in the forest, it's okay to lose your sanity. I mean you're not on your home turf anymore." The guy stuck his hand out to Neo. "My name is Antonio Amarillo, but my friends just call me Yellowie." Neo shook Yellowie's hand. "Nice to meet you Yellowie." Yellowie snatched his hand back and his happy face quickly turned into one of disagreement, "I said only my friends call me Yellowie." Neo backed up. "I-I'm sorry" he said. Yellowie gave him a big toothy grin and said "Ha! I'm just messin' with you. You can be my friend."

Neo smiled. Yellowie smiled back. "Hey! I just remembered I gotta get to this place in two days." Neo grabbed his map and backed off. "You are? Wait... don't tell me. Some guy came to your house at like three in the morning and said--" suddenly Neo jumped in and at the same time they went " 'You must get there by three days from now. It will test your abilities.' " The two smiled and laughed. "Let's go... together!" The two cried. Then they skipped merrily arm and arm while singing a Ska song in Spanish.

WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOIN'!?

I'd have been buried a long time ago.
Where did you come from?

Where did you go?

Where did you come from, Cotton-eyed Joe?

I'm going to make a fucking flash.

NOW GO AND MOP UP THE DUNGEON.

Wade asked me to delete the picture, so I had to delete it.

Shit's not worth losing your account over.

Don't believe me? Look here.

I'll never forget.

Lucario and Ninetales walk in a room.

"I am very hot and horny" says Ninetales,

'Here, I will cool you off" says Lucario,

Lucario licks Ninetales entire body.

"Uh oh. Now I am horny as well." says Lucario,

"Well let us fuck." says Ninetales,

Bill and Jill walked into the empty room.

"LET'S FUCK" shouted Bill,