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Chdonga
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

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Posted by Chdonga - July 13th, 2010


Greenic threw a rock through Neo's window and climbed back in his house. Neo was sitting on his hand shaped chair he got from some store in Seattle, playing his PSP. Greenic's boots were lying on the thumb.

Greenic: Give me my fucking boots.

Greenic snatched them off the chair and put them back on angrily, but she quickly jumped out of them when she felt Neo's cold semen in them.

Greenic: Neo, that's just disgusting. Even for you.

Neo watched Greenic as she walked out of his house with her boots over her arm.

Neo decided that he'd prepare now at that moment so he could save as much time to get to the guild as possible. He packed a small bag with only some small rations, a hunting knife, the map to the Anti-Tekina Warriors guild, and a box of matches. He was now ready to go find the guild.

Before heading off, Neo called Greenic to apologize for what he did last night.

Neo: Hey Greenic it's me Neo. I'm just calling to say I'm sorry for jacking off in your shoes. That was pretty disgusting, even for me. Well... I'm going to the guild now. I left a key in my mailbox if you need something from my house or... whatever... um... I love you... bye.

Neo placed his key in his mailbox and walked into the distance reading his map. Now begins day 1 of his adventure.

Neo unfolded his map and a small note fell out of it.

"You should find our guild in the middle of the TongYong forest. It's not hard to miss. But don't think your trip is a short, easy one, you will face many dangers, like the giant land shark and that's probably it lol. Maybe there's like some evil siren or something. Probably not though. Well see you at the guild. Provided you survive."

Neo crumpled up the note and followed the map.

Before making it out of town he remembered that he didn't bring any clothes with him. He ran quickly back to his house, he forgot what he did with his key so he couldn't get in his house.

Neo: Maybe Sonic has some clothes he can spare.

Neo ran to Sonic's house. Lucky for him Sonic was there.

Neo: Yo Sonic, can I borrow some money? Like fifty dollars? I'm going on a trip and I need some extra clothes.

Sonic: Neo, aren't you Jewish?

Neo: What? Yeah, but what does that have to do--

Sonic: Ya know, I just might have some extra cash if you're willing to do me a favor.

Neo: I'm not sucking your dick again.

Sonic: No no. I want you to compliment Jesus for me.

Neo: What? Why?

Sonic: Do you want fifty dollars or not?

Neo: Ugh fine. Um I don't know, Jesus has nice hair and a well shaven beard. Now give me the fucking money.

Sonic: We all know his facial hair is unmatched. Say something about his chest. Is his chest well oiled?

Neo: Sure, why not? Now give me the--

Sonic: No, I need you to say it.

Neo: For fuck's sake Sonic. Here, I'll say it. Jesus Christ has a well oiled chest. There, ya happy.

Sonic: Yup.

Sonic slams the door in front of Neo's face and locks it.

Neo: Sonic you dick. Ugh, hope the guys at the guild have clothes for me.

The town bell let out twelve loud chimes.

Neo: Dammit, it's noon and I haven't even gotten out of the city. I better pick up the pace.

Neo walked and walked for six hours, he stopped to eat by a quiet stream, where he saw a beautiful young lady, no older than him, bathing in the stream. He tried to ignore her and continue to eat, but the girl turned around, revealing her perfectly shaped breasts. Neo caught a glimpse and couldn't avert his eyes. The girl saw Neo and stared back at him. When she realized Neo was staring at her breasts, she covered herself with her left hand and threw a rock at him. The rock hit him in the head and knocked him out cold.

He awoke in the middle of the night, still by the stream, to see the beautiful girl he saw earlier.

Neo: Hey you're that girl in the stream. You threw a rock at me you bitch.

The girl smacked him.

Girl: Talk about uncalled for. You were watching me bathe you pervert.

Neo sees the moon is up.

Neo: Shit, how long have I been out?

Girl: Like four hours.

Neo: Great. And now I've got two days left.

Girl: Two days? For what?

Neo: Some guy told me I had to find this crazy place in three days if I wanted to join his group.

Girl: Wait, are they trying to fight a wizard or something?

Neo: Yeah, how'd you know?

Girl: I'm looking for it too.

Neo: Really? Maybe we can go find it... together?

The girl laughed at him.

Girl: You can spend the night here, but we're parting when I wake up.

Neo: What do you mean here? We're in the middle of a forest, we could get eaten by a bear.

Girl: Good night.

The girl picked up another rock from the stream and threw it at Neo, knocking him out again.

And thus ends day 1 of Neo's journey.


Posted by Chdonga - July 8th, 2010


Mysterious Man: I am Generiese. Generiese N Vertraagde. I am the leader of a group of the most powerful people, our mission is to stop an evil wizard.

Neo: An evil wizard? Let me guess, his name is Sephiroth and he wants to plunge the planet into a cloud of darkness.

Generiese: What? No, his name is Tekina, the dark wizard. Tekina plans to summon a demon that could destroy all of Mobius.

Neo: Why?

Generiese: Well... I don't fucking know, he's a villain, he probably wants to do it because he's batshit insane.

Greenic: Well if you're looking for powerful people why do you want Neo? He's not even strong in the sexing area.

Generiese: Well if you're such a bitch why are you such a shut the fuck up! I want Neo to join my group and that's final.

Generiese lifts up a sword from nowhere and points it at Greenic. The sword is like 8 feet long or something. It's just fucking big.

Greenic: Wow, why is that sword bigger than you?

Generiese: Shut up, the doctors say lots of men my age have penises this size.

Neo: I know, but Greenic says she's had men four times my size. I think those men just had on a fake dick.

Generiese: That's what I told my sixth wife. Heh, I like you Neo. You'll be a great member of our team. Well, pack your things and get ready.

Neo: Heyheyheyheyheyhey hey hey hey hey hey. Hey... Hey...

Generiese: Um...

Neo: I am not fucking done! Now. Where was I? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey...

Neo shouting 'hey' goes on for several minutes.

Neo: Okay I'm done. I never agreed to joining your group. I don't even know what your name is?

Generiese: Generiese.

Greenic: No, you retard, he meant the name of that tiny penis club you were talking about.

Generiese: It's not a club you horse's ass. It's a group. And we're called... ah... we're the anti-Tekina Warriors. That's a cool name, isn't it?

Neo: Well it's better than 'The Organization' or 'Vault-Tec Industries'. What are you doing again?

Generiese: We're going to stop an evil wizard from summoning a demon.

Neo: Hm. Meh, why not? I'll join.

Generiese: Great! Here's a map to our quarters. You must get there by three days from now. It will test your abilities.

Greenic: Wait, if Neo is so powerful why do you need to test his abilities?

Neo: Greenic, stop asking so many questions.

Generiese: Your name is Greenic? You're not even green. You're purple.

Greenic: Hey, shut up. My parents were colorblind.

Neo: Your uncle fucked a cat, your parents are colorblind, you have a strange family.

Greenic attempts to kick Neo in the nuts, but just brushes her foot against his crotch.

Neo: Hey Greenic I think a footjob counts as sex.

Greenic blushes.

Generiese: Okay you two can fondle each other for the rest of the night but by sunrise, you should head to the quarters.

Neo: Nah, I got a car, I'll just--

Suddenly Princess Clara from Drawn Together comes out of nowhere and shoves Neo's entire car into her gaping vagina. And then the storm subsided.

Neo: So... sunrise. I'll be there before the time runs out.

Generiese: Good. You can continue sex.

Neo and Greenic stare at Generiese who is staring at them, waiting for them to have sex.

Greenic: Get out.

Greenic slams the door on him.

Neo: You don't need to go to the mammogram, do you?

Greenic: Yes I do.

Neo: Get out.

Neo kicks Greenic out of his house and locks the door. Greenic shouts through the door asking for her boots. Neo doesn't hear her because he's too busy smelling her boots while masturbating.

So Neo has decided to join the Anti-Tekina Warriors and must go to their headquarters. Will he make it in three days? Find out in the next episode of Neo the Hedgehog.


Posted by Chdonga - July 5th, 2010


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Posted by Chdonga - July 3rd, 2010


You're so fat.

Oh Gabe


Posted by Chdonga - July 3rd, 2010


Why are you gay?


Posted by Chdonga - June 30th, 2010


Will come out when I think of a decent story.


Posted by Chdonga - June 29th, 2010


But none of you faggots know what the fuck I'm talking about because the only anime you watch is Naruto and Bleach.

Shit, you probably don't know which Naruto character is a rip off of this guy.

Ebisumaru is secretly gay for Goemon.


Posted by Chdonga - June 25th, 2010


Fanboys updated.


Posted by Chdonga - June 22nd, 2010


I used to be a gigantic faggot.


Posted by Chdonga - June 14th, 2010


I'm looking for a pokemon battle and/or trade. If anyone wants to go a round with me, my friend code is
1033-3865-2147
HeartGold Name: Chdonga
Platinum Name: Chdon
If you want a battle, you know what to do; send me a comment or PM telling me whether you want a battle, name the time and give me your friend code. If I respond, it's MATCH.

THIS JUST IN: I have two baby Cyndaquils and a Chikorita. I'll trade it for any first or fourth gen starter.

Organized dogfighting and slave trading.