I used to be a gigantic faggot.

I'm looking for a pokemon battle and/or trade. If anyone wants to go a round with me, my friend code is
1033-3865-2147
HeartGold Name: Chdonga
Platinum Name: Chdon
If you want a battle, you know what to do; send me a comment or PM telling me whether you want a battle, name the time and give me your friend code. If I respond, it's MATCH.

THIS JUST IN: I have two baby Cyndaquils and a Chikorita. I'll trade it for any first or fourth gen starter.

Me neither.

GOLDEN TEXT!

Good game, needs a battle mode.

...is that so many of them want to you buy it if you want it to remove the viruses. How do you know it'll actually help if you can't even remove anything in the free version? Heck, Spyware Doctor and all those could be spyware themselves.

It completely defeats the purpose of a game. And people want games to be more and more life like too. If you want to play a realistic game, get outside, and stop using the internet to whine about games not having enough realism.

Final Fantasy is an RPG. Atlus makes lots of RPGs, 3D Dot Heroes is an RPG, which is what Final Fantasy also is. Therefore Final Fantasy is 3D Dot Heroes.

My computer has a rogue antivirus and it's keeping me from doing anything on my computer. Now I have to give it to my step dad who will just keep it at his house for a few weeks and return it just to tell me he doesn't know how to fix it.

It's been a month since Neo and Greenic saved Sonic from the gonads of the evil Shadow the Hedgehog. Little did they know a new evil was rising from the murky depths of the darkness...

???: Nuahahahaha! You fools will never defeat me!

Neo: We'll see about that, ???

??? charges Neo. Neo sidesteps him and grabs his tail.

???:Ungh, let go!

Neo: Now, Yellowie!

Yellowie lifts his sword in the air.

Yellowie: This one's for Greenic!

???: You think jerking me off will defeat me!? Hahahahaha!

Neo: That's... your penis...? Oh God, that's disgusting! It's so huge! And it has plates sticking-- oh God I'm going to puke!

Neo puts his hands over his mouth, letting go of ???'s penis and runs away to throw up. Yellowie swings his sword but misses.

??? laughs loudly and grabs Yellowie by his head. He takes the sword out of his hand and repeatedly stabs Yellowie in the back.

Yellowie: *coughing up blood* ???... You... dick...

??? throws Yellowie into the pillar Neo was standing behind.

Neo: Holy shit! Yellowie? Yellowie!

Yellowie: *coughing up blood* Don't worry about me, you need to finish up and go kill ???.

Neo: Yellowie, we don't have to kill him right now, we can run away and fix you up. Then we can finish him off.

Yellowie: No, we can't.

Neo: Yes we can. C'mon, I'll carry you outta here.

Yellowie: Neo... Stop it *dies*.

Neo: Yellowie. Yellowie? YELLOWIE!

Neo wakes up in the middle of the night.

Neo: Yellowie?

Neo looks around. He's in his house. There's a harsh storm outside.

Neo: Oh, it was a dream.

Neo walks downstairs to his living room and turns on the TV.

Neo: *flipping through channels* Ugh, nothing's ever on at 3 in the morning.

The phone rings.

Neo: Hello?

Greenic: Hi Neo, I hope I didn't wake you. Mind if I come over. The storm's keeping me awake.

Neo: Um--

Greenic: Thanks! Also I have a mammogram in the morning so no sex tonight.

Neo: Uh...

Greenic hangs up and drives to Neo's house.

Neo: *groans* I guess I'll rub one out before she get's here.

He logs onto 4chan. There's no good porn so he has to go on the hentai board. There isn't anything good on there either. Just some bondage and transformation hentai. Neo faps to it anyway.

Neo: *sigh* the shit I put up with.

Neo rubs his now erect penis which he cleverly kept in his pants, in case Greenic comes in on his jerk session.

Neo gets a couple good strokes in when Greenic finally comes. Neo walks uncomfortably to the door. His pants are soaked.

Greenic: Neo! How are you doing on this... rather terrible night?

Neo: Um yeah... Let me slip into some other pants. These have a lot of... cum in them. You can just make yourself at home.

Greenic [running verb]s to the couch and kicks her boots off and changes to Comedy Central.

Greenic: Oh, that Kat Williams. His strange speech pattern and obviously fake accent makes him sound so funny!

Neo is upstairs, looking for a pair of sweat pants to put on while his pants are in the washing machine. The wind blows loudly across the windows. Neo jumps and looks into the window. He sees a man standing on a tree, staring at him. The man points at him. Neo freaks out and closes his curtain. The washing machine turns off and makes a buzzing sound.

Greenic: *scratches her leg* Neo, your laundry's done.

Neo rushes to the laundry room to get his pants out. He puts them in the dryer and runs to the living room.

Neo: Thanks for putting my pants in the dryer for me.

Greenic: Don't mention it.

Neo: *leers at Greenic* Scooch over.

Greenic takes her feet off the couch.

Neo: So what are we watching?

Greenic: Kat Williams.

Neo: Oh God, why do you like him?

Greenic: He's funny.

Neo: No. Monty Python, he's funny. This g--

Greenic: Monty Python isn't funny.

Neo: *gets in Greenic's face* Yes he is.

Greenic backs up.

Greenic: Oh I know where this is gonna go. We're gonna get in an argument, we're gonna fight, and it ends with us sixty nining each other. Well keep it in your pants, because I have on my chastity belt.

Neo: Fuck

The doorbell rings.

Greenic: Who could be at your house at 3 in the morning?

Neo: You.

Neo walks up to the door and looks through the peephole. He sees the same man standing on the tree staring at him in his house. He opens up the door.

Neo: Who the fuck are you?

Mysterious Man: It doesn't matter, we want you, Neo...

Neo: What the fuck!?

Who could this strange man be? What was with the beginning of this episode? And will Neo have sex with Greenic? All will be revealed in the next episode...