Why is it that whenever you aren't whining about how the mods are Nazis for banning you for breaking rules then making obvious alts and whining about how they're Nazis for banning you (but you, on your alt try not to reveal yourself by saying that your main is your friend that they banned), you're spamming the blogs with "Blank Post." This wouldn't be as annoying if you didn't make one every waking moment. And if you're not online even though you can somehow make those posts offline, how can you make these posts every hour? Also you say they're going to be made into guides, guides for what? What type of guides are you possibly going to make that requires you to make over 1,000 posts? And I'm sure by the time you decide that you're too good for Newgrounds, you'll have left those thousands of blank posts blank, minus maybe one or two posts you edited to bitch about shitty BBS regulars-- er I mean Gagsy, Twilight, Jamoke and Malachy (I for one just think you're butthurt because they told you off. In one of your posts, you say your news post count has surpassed your BBS post count and now you've made double that amount, but that's only because you're doing the equivalent of posting "bump" in every thread. I doubt I could care less whether you hate the BBS or not, but if you're going to bitch about anything or anyone on a daily basis, at least give a valid reason instead of nitpicking then making it sound like the worst person or site to ever spawn from the freezing tundras of Canada. Yeah, the mods can be dicks, the BBS can occasionally get a couple of fail threads that survive longer than they should but name one forum where the mods aren't fascist dicks and isn't Gaiaonline. Scratch that, even the Gaia mods are fascist dicks (Don't believe me? Make a thread saying anime sucks or you hate Final Fantasy and see how long it'll be until you're slapped with a permaban). Then name a forum that has nothing but epic threads. Even the boards of 4chan get fail threads. And more recently you've been bitching about other users because, insulting every single person whose ever insulted (or probably blocked) you totally makes them see the error of their ways and shapes them up. I've read your bans and they are all generally the same "Stop backseat modding. Stop making alts to get over your two day bans. Stop complaining about every single thread. Stop looking down on others for the simplest of reasons." is that so hard? Why do you believe that you're above the rules?

TL;DR Making a blank post every hour is unnecessary, saying the Newgrounds BBS mods shouldn't ban backseat mods is like saying you shouldn't get arrested for impersonating a police. And bashing every user then complaining that you got banned for no reason... are you a fucking moron?
STL;DR You're an idiot.

Pic obviously relevant.

Home of the cock joke.

Act 11 Part 3: Drawing To An End

"That's three in a row. I guess you win again.", said Sonic. Him and Zax were playing a tic tac toe with some pebbles while waiting for Tails to come back. "Sonic, I can't take this anymore. The seering pain. I want you to put me to sleep." Sonic just stared at Zax. "With what?" "I don't know, just do it.", so Sonic goes and picks up a sharp rock and aims it at him, "No, no, wait. There's your friend... and some pink girl." Zax said. Tails and Amy dropped the first aid supplies on the ground. After Amy finished Patching up Zax's wounds, she didn't do a very good job so Tails redid them. Even though the bandages didn't help Zax's broken bones, he decided to let them take the Chaos Emeralds as a token of gratitude. Sonic grabbed them and the combined power of the seven emeralds caused Sonic to go Super. Sonic grabbed Amy and Tails and said "Let's go tell the others." and flew back to the workshop.

Once they got back, Sonic didn't even greet them before he blurted out "Whoa, what happened to you guys?" And Cream had to explain again how Knuckles attacked everyone and stole a Master Emerald. Then Sonic told them that they were going to go try their luck and stop Eggman again. "Are you sure you guys will be okay?" Sonic asked, "No. But as long as we have a Super Emerald to protect us, we should be safe" Cream said, "Well, I guess I should be going." Sonic said. "What do you mean 'I'? I'm coming, too." Tails said. Sonic looked at Tails, "How'll you get to Eggman's lab? Your plane is trashed somewhere under Angel Island." "Don't worry, I've got a spare." Tails pushed a button on a wall and everyone stared in awe at the gigantic biplane rise from the nearby bluff. Ray ran out of the workshop and over to get a closer look at it (the bluff, that is). He climbed all around it then stared at the plane. "Hey, did anyone ever notice how every time Ash goes into a new region he only catches, like two pokemon and goes and gives one of them to some guy he only knew for, like twenty two minutes?" "Yeah, and Ash meets some new girl in every region the same way. Pikachu blows up their bike and she starts following him." Sonic said. And after a long, random conversation about how the pokemon series is becoming repetitive and boring they got back to business. Ray moved out of the way and Tails hopped onto his other plane. Before Tails got to starting it, Amy hammer-vaulted onto it with him. "See you guys there" Sonic went super again and jolted down the mountain at super sonic speed.

Thus ends Act 11...

Just stop. You're just getting annoying now, you make a post about it every day. "Hey guys I am a lesbian and I'm looking for other lesbians on Newgrounds." If you really are looking for another lesbian to scissor, why are you looking here? There's only, like three or four girls on Newgrounds and if they weren't once men, they are either underaged or an alt of a guy who can't admit to himself that he's gay so he uses a female ego to fulfill his gay urges. We all know you're not really a transsexual lesbian shemale. You're just a 16 year old boy who craves attention.
PS I'm not igott, nor am I anything like him.
PPS adding me to your list of people who were mean to you doesn't offend me at all.

October 22, 2009

Listen Up Dumbfucks:

Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.

I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.

Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.

Sure you'll see this note and say Chdonga's the crazy one. You have to it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.

My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.

Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,

Chdonga

P.S. I hope all that jesus and god and heaven bullshit is real.

Drawn to Life the next chapter is a sequel to a horrible game that came out in 2007. It hasn't yet been released in America but I've obtained it. Twas a horrible game that poorly tries to send some message that involves faith in God. The story is about Wilfre steals all the color from the world because they'll all die for no reason if he doesn't. So you, playing as 'The Creator' who ends up being God at the end draws some animation-less character to combat Wilfre alongside some bunny people called the raposa. The once fifty people that lived in the village have all disappeared and now there's only, like ten. After completing twenty-ish out of thirty levels of restoring color to a bunch of towns, you finally have to fight Wilfre. He warns you once more that if they restore color to the village they will die. You kill him, they return to the village, restore all its color, the screen shakes, and everything goes black and some character with no significance to the story whatsoever walks into the center of the screen and says something random to God, I think it was "God... I just want this all to go away..." And they show some short scene of a small family leaving a carnival then getting in a car accident. The parents die but the brother and sister survive. The brother and sister looked like the character I just mentioned and this girl who gets kidnapped by Wilfre one time in the game.
Here's the opening scene.

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You guys will have to find the end scene.

TL;DR Drawn to Life 2 is worse than Drawn to Life 1 and the ending was the worst ending for any game ever.

Next you'll tell me the Jets and the Sharks aren't real gangs and Clay Aiken is gay.

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Yeah, Mario, not Halo.

Now we have to deal with these shitty voice actors and wrestlers, like Angie Beers and the Undertaker.

Good stuff, that is.