October 22, 2009

Listen Up Dumbfucks:

Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.

I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.

Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.

Sure you'll see this note and say Chdonga's the crazy one. You have to it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.

My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.

Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,

Chdonga

P.S. I hope all that jesus and god and heaven bullshit is real.

Drawn to Life the next chapter is a sequel to a horrible game that came out in 2007. It hasn't yet been released in America but I've obtained it. Twas a horrible game that poorly tries to send some message that involves faith in God. The story is about Wilfre steals all the color from the world because they'll all die for no reason if he doesn't. So you, playing as 'The Creator' who ends up being God at the end draws some animation-less character to combat Wilfre alongside some bunny people called the raposa. The once fifty people that lived in the village have all disappeared and now there's only, like ten. After completing twenty-ish out of thirty levels of restoring color to a bunch of towns, you finally have to fight Wilfre. He warns you once more that if they restore color to the village they will die. You kill him, they return to the village, restore all its color, the screen shakes, and everything goes black and some character with no significance to the story whatsoever walks into the center of the screen and says something random to God, I think it was "God... I just want this all to go away..." And they show some short scene of a small family leaving a carnival then getting in a car accident. The parents die but the brother and sister survive. The brother and sister looked like the character I just mentioned and this girl who gets kidnapped by Wilfre one time in the game.
Here's the opening scene.

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You guys will have to find the end scene.

TL;DR Drawn to Life 2 is worse than Drawn to Life 1 and the ending was the worst ending for any game ever.

Next you'll tell me the Jets and the Sharks aren't real gangs and Clay Aiken is gay.

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Yeah, Mario, not Halo.

Now we have to deal with these shitty voice actors and wrestlers, like Angie Beers and the Undertaker.

Good stuff, that is.

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They aren't " doin' " anyone's mom other than their own.
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Yiff in hell, furfags.

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http://jacalax.newgrounds.com/art/ This cunt's shit is worse than this cunt's. Everybody give this guy constructive zero reviews until he leaves Newgrounds.

But hey, at least they're not as bad as this guy!