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Chdonga
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

Vernon Peeve @Chdonga

Age 30, genderless hooker

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Duwang, NY

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Posted by Chdonga - December 11th, 2009


So I'm sitting here, trying to understand why whenever someone says something offensive about a person, joking or not, that makes him a troll or he's jealous or butthurt. I'm still trying to figure this out as I make this post. Every time I refresh the blogs, there's at least one person complaining how another user is a dick for whatever reason and he's just bitching about how that guy is a corrupt power mad Nazi or he needs to be banned from using the computer or just some stupid shit, and it's all because he banned that guy or insulted Super Mario Bros. Z. Why is it that people think that just because you called them gay or retarded for doing or saying something gay or retarded, you must be out to get them? Why is it that once they read that comment of you saying their post was gay or retarded, they'll send you a PM saying that you're just jealous and they've just blocked you and reported you to Tom Fulp so you should just kill yourself now? Why can't they realize when you call a person a name, they might not always mean it, I mean learn to take a joke. If someone did mean what they said, they'd probably have done it more than once, and that's provided they didn't have the opposite of an orgasm over them doing it the first time. I mean, it's not like they're going "Tonight I'm going to kill you in your sleep, burn down your house and piss on your charred ashes. I'm not fucking around either, I know where you live." then they tell you your address. Until someone actually says that, you don't need to report the authorities. And just because you got banned by a mod/non-mod doesn't mean they're a power mad Ban Nazi whose dream is to ban everyone on Newgrounds. Besides, a normal user can only have 100 people banned at a time and if a mod really was trying to ban everyone just because, he'd/she'd have been demodded by now.

Also it's okay to swear on the internet. Just say 'fuck shit ass' or don't say it at all. Don't go around posting 'f*ck sh*t *ss' in your post if you don't want your age questioned. Don't post the word at all, use a euphemism (go look it up) for it that you don't have to asterisk out. And just the same, you don't need to throw a hissy fit when someone posts an uncensored cuss word. Not every post with a cuss word is directed as an insult to you. If anything, you're giving yourself too much credit.

TL;DR No one on the internet's out to get you. And no one here hates you without a valid reason why.

Here are two examples. Not too long ago this guy got mad when I told him that the M-Bot doesn't delete reviews so he just PMed me with this:

From: ghostender
Sent: 12/12/09 21:43
Subject: FUCK U DICKFACE!
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Y U CALL ME A STUPID DUM SHIT HE DELETED 10 OF MY REVIES SO SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP U DUMSHIT!

From: ghostender
Sent: 12/12/09 21:55
Subject: u son of a bitch
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listen u ugly baby fucker m-bot is a person and he is better of sucking dicks and u r better of sucking dicks to ok so SHUT THE FUCK UP U UGLY FUCKER UR UGLY AS HELL BITCH SO SHUT UP UR ILL SHOVE UR ASS UP UR MOTH BITCH!

From: ghostender
Sent: 12/13/09 12:29
Subject: UR AN UGLY ASS
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THAT PITCHER OF URS IS AS UGLY AS U UR MORE UGLY THEN UR ASS

And I rest my case.


Posted by Chdonga - December 8th, 2009


And anyone else who gets so butthurt about another person's beliefs that they'll spend every waking moment trying to disprove someone else's belief by making shit up about it. It's annoying going on Newgrounds just to see a bajillion threads... they don't even need to be about religion but some faggot will go; "Boop a doop cna gawd meaek a teh rokx eh not cnta lfit//////" and not even an hour later there's six pages of "derrr gawd dusnt egzist b cuz penis" followed by "proov it" and " OMFG UR GAYAN RETARTDD AN IMACHUUR CUZ U BELAVE IN GAWD!!!!!" Shit, they're not even about religion, they're just about Christianity (fun fact: There's more than one religion)
Yes, a bunch of wars can relate to religion, and a bunch of people who practice certain religions are complete morons who need to die soon (Chuck Norris) but if everyone was atheist, we'd find some new shit to blame on wars, but that's provided Earth doesn't die from curing every disease, thereby only aiding non threatening diseases to evolve into a super disease that kills us all off. I know you don't want to admit it, but atheism is another religion. You believe everything was created in a ludicrous, unprovable way, you're so sure it was, and when you beliefs are questioned, you bash that person's beliefs.
Look, I don't give a shit about your religion, I don't care if you're offended by this, and if you are, it's because you're an oversensitive whiny little idiot wh

Atheists, please get a life.


Posted by Chdonga - December 4th, 2009


Evilgoku14 hooked up my Playstation Network thingamajig so I've been playing a shit load of LittleBigPlanet. My PSN ID is Chdonga if you ever want to send me your levels to critique.


Posted by Chdonga - November 26th, 2009



Posted by Chdonga - November 25th, 2009


I made a Thanksgiving themed banner just for Thanksgiving.


Posted by Chdonga - November 24th, 2009


In a Guy Fawkes mask, a fedora, an African tie (these things are a bitch to remove), a t-shirt that says "Rob is the bomb" with a Wii on the top left corner, and clogs and every five minutes I shouted "Newgrounds, fuck yeah!" during the movie until I was forced to leave some time before the movie ended. Edward gets slashed up by the werewolf guy halfway in. The movie was hilarious.


Posted by Chdonga - November 21st, 2009


I guess my art isn't new anymore, now is it?
Also now I'm actually working on that Mario vs. Sonic flash that I said I was working on, like two months ago since my laptop crashed and now I'm using my computer, sure I'm using flash MX which is, like five years obsolete, but it's better than MS Paint and the vastly-superior-than-Windows-Movie-Mak er AVS video editor.
Pic below unrelated. However, this one is.

Well...


Posted by Chdonga - November 15th, 2009



Posted by Chdonga - November 10th, 2009


As you know, the Pokemon anime series has finally drawn to a close. Ash has finally beaten the Sinnoh League and was able to crown himself Pokemon Master. In my opinion the final episode was a terrible one. In fact, in the episode of Master Quest in where Ash and Harrison battle, Ash won and he, Misty and Brock decide to go their seperate ways to fulfill their dreams and entering Pokemon: Advanced. This season where it started to go downhill. Ash only caught a single roster worth of pokemon, and not even by actually catching them, but by asking them to be his friend and go on adventures together, but I digress. The final episodes of Master Quest should have gone like this:
After Ash beat Harrison and Ash won the Johto League, Misty kissed Ash on the lips but quickly backs off and says it was just a reflex. Brock states how sweet of a couple they would make. Ash and Misty blush then yell at Brock in unicen that they're just friends, Brock chuckles. After a scene transaction, we would see that Ash and company is in a pokemon center, in front of a video phone being congratulated by Gary, Samuel (Professor Oak), Tracy, and Muck. Delia (Ash's mother) barges in front of the screen and tells Ash about the Elite Four challenge and how only trainers who've beaten the Johto League can enter. Delia tells him that the Elite Four Headquarters is in Viridian city and Ash and company should see them on their way back to the Kanto region. Since he beat the Johto League, he also was able to get a first class fligth back. As the plane flies just above Kanto, it gets hit (but not to the point of crashing) by a gigantic mecha Crobat, who after being struck by Pikachu's thunderbolt reveals itself to be a painted winged bike flown by Team Rocket, Jessie and James. Ash quickly assumes they wanted to steal their pokemon and he tells Pikachu to thunderbolt them more. This makes Jessie angry since they didn't even know Ash was on the plane so they board the plane and attempt to steal the passengers' pokemon while Meowth struggles to keep the bike up. Instead of fighting, James goes and looks at the selection of reading material in the back pouch of a plane chair. He reads a brochure about Hoenn region and all of the exotic pokemon that exist there. Ash, Misty, and Brock use their pokemon to fend them off and Jessie grabs James by the ear back to their flying bike. Pikachu hits them once more with a thunderbolt, destroying the wings on their bike. Misty points out that the bike's left wing was on fire and the other had a hole int it. Brock stares as they fell and worry about safety of them. Ash's eyes well up somewhat and he says that he hopes they're okay and he's sorry for all of the times he's blasted them off. They show a short montage of all the times they blasted off in Pokemon Master Quest. The scene switches to Jessie, James, and Meowths' perspective where they decide that if they ever want to capture Ash's super-strong Pikachu, they will have to catch an even stronger pokemon. James shows them a map of Hoenn and repeats everything in the brochure. They run to the nearest payphone and beg Giovanni for enough money to fly to Hoenn. Instead, he tells them to go to the Ovaline City harbor where they'll be personally escorted there. They don't realize he was being sarcastic and they actually go. They're dissappointed to see the boat isn't there and they go beg Giovanni even more. It annoys Giovanni to the point he breaks and sends a boat for them. Returning to Ash's story, they've finally got back home. Delia, Gary, and Samuel are at the airport waiting for Ash, once he comes out of the plane, Delia comes and hugs Ash telling him about how proud she was of him. Ash decides to take up the Elite Four challenge, but Gary demands a battle with him first. A one-on-one using only their first pokemon. Ash beats Gary's Jolteon after a long, uninterrupted battle. Gary shakes Ash's hand and tells him how strong he's gotten over the years. Gary hails a taxi, Ash asks where he's going to go, Gary tells him that he's going to go train and become stronger to kick Ash's butt the next time they battle. He waves bye to everyone in the taxi and shouts his catchphrase, "Smell ya later!". Brock decides to stay back and help Professor Oak with maintaining the pokemon in the Box (and to flirt with Delia). Misty tells Ash that she'll go with him to cheer him on and Delia says that they would make such a sweet couple and laughs. Ash and Misty shout in unicen while blushing that they're just friends. On their trip to Viridian City Misty asks Ash what he plans to do after he takes the Elite Four challenge. Ash doesn't really know so he just says that he's going to train and become a pokemon master like he always wanted to be. At the Headquarters, Nurse Joy tells Ash how the Elite Four are four trainers more powerful than any gym leader he's ever faced and he should be ready for a challenge. She suggests that he buys some Max Potions and Revives, but Ash is overconfident and tells her how he doesn't need anything to beat them. Before entering, he takes his strongest pokemon to the battle; Heracross, Muk, Charizard, Typhlosion, Tauros, and of course, Pikachu. His first opponent, Will, the Psychic Elite uses Alakazam to defeat Ash's Muk in only two Psybeams. Ash switches to Typhlosion and defeats all three of Will's pokemon after. His next opponent, Koga's Weezing and Arbok are defeated by Typhlosion, but by this battle, its tiring. Koga uses his Muk to defeat it. He switches to Heracross, which is defeated quickly by Muk's Toxic. Ash switches to Pikachu and peppers Muk with an endless barrage of Thunder. Muk absorbs the shocks but this leaves him otherwise inert. Pikachu tires Muk out by using Thunder without stopping. Ash reaches his third opponent, Bruno. Since Pikachu is tired from all of the Thunder attacks it was throwing, Ash decides to use Charizard. Bruno started out with his Machamp. Ash sent Charizard to attack Machamp with everything he had, but whenever Machamp was close to fainting, Bruno would give him a Max Potion. Ash tried a different approach and made Charizard use Wing Attack on Machamp. This was unsuccessful, as Machamp would grab Charizard's wings with two arms, then he pummeled Charizard with Mega Punch. He sends out Tauros which is a bad type advantage. Tauros is defeated quickly. Ash then sends out his weakened Pikachu. Pikachu gives it his all and defeats Machamp by using its newly learned Zap Cannon. Bruno switches to Hitmonlee. It defeats Pikachu in a battering of Mega Kicks. Ash is out of pokemon and lost the Elite Four challenge. Before exiting the arena, Bruno tells Ash that he can't always rely on pure power to defeat his opponents. That sometimes a good defense is a better offense. And how he should use health restoring items when in a pinch. Misty tells Ash how she's sorry that he lost, Ash tells her not to be. As Ash leaves the Headquarters he hangs his head down in shame and doesn't speak to Misty. Ash heals all of his pokemon and he goes and sits on a bench in the town square. Misty sits next to him and asks what is he going to do now and Ash tells her that he's going to go train, just like he told her earlier. They stare passionately at each other then kiss on the lips once more. Ash pulls back and blushes and says that it was just a reflex. He says that he'll catch Misty later, which makes her sad. He waves to her and walks off in the distance. The screen fades to white and shows the end credits from Pokemon Red version. But the series shouldn't end there. Pokemon Advanced would still exist, but Ash gets replaced with Brendan. A quiet, mopy boy who just wants to be alone. He meets May, a cheerful girl who encourages him to get his trainer liscense and become a trainer and after him beating the Hoenn League they decide to go to Sinnoh thus making Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.

TL;DR: Everybody wants to be master!
Everybody wants show their skills!
Everybody wants to get there faster!
Make their way to the top of the hill!

Each time! You try!
Gonna get! Just a little better!
Each day! You climb!
One more step, up the ladder!

It's a whole new world we live!
Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do!
It's a whole new way to see!
Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do!
It's a whole new place!
With a brand new attitude!
But you still gotta CATCH'EM ALL!
Be the best that you can be!

Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do!
Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do!
Pokemon Johto!

P.S. this isn't copypasta.


Posted by Chdonga - November 8th, 2009


Dontcha just hate those things?