In a Guy Fawkes mask, a fedora, an African tie (these things are a bitch to remove), a t-shirt that says "Rob is the bomb" with a Wii on the top left corner, and clogs and every five minutes I shouted "Newgrounds, fuck yeah!" during the movie until I was forced to leave some time before the movie ended. Edward gets slashed up by the werewolf guy halfway in. The movie was hilarious.

I guess my art isn't new anymore, now is it?
Also now I'm actually working on that Mario vs. Sonic flash that I said I was working on, like two months ago since my laptop crashed and now I'm using my computer, sure I'm using flash MX which is, like five years obsolete, but it's better than MS Paint and the vastly-superior-than-Windows-Movie-Mak er AVS video editor.
Pic below unrelated. However, this one is.

I just submitted some new art.

As you know, the Pokemon anime series has finally drawn to a close. Ash has finally beaten the Sinnoh League and was able to crown himself Pokemon Master. In my opinion the final episode was a terrible one. In fact, in the episode of Master Quest in where Ash and Harrison battle, Ash won and he, Misty and Brock decide to go their seperate ways to fulfill their dreams and entering Pokemon: Advanced. This season where it started to go downhill. Ash only caught a single roster worth of pokemon, and not even by actually catching them, but by asking them to be his friend and go on adventures together, but I digress. The final episodes of Master Quest should have gone like this:
After Ash beat Harrison and Ash won the Johto League, Misty kissed Ash on the lips but quickly backs off and says it was just a reflex. Brock states how sweet of a couple they would make. Ash and Misty blush then yell at Brock in unicen that they're just friends, Brock chuckles. After a scene transaction, we would see that Ash and company is in a pokemon center, in front of a video phone being congratulated by Gary, Samuel (Professor Oak), Tracy, and Muck. Delia (Ash's mother) barges in front of the screen and tells Ash about the Elite Four challenge and how only trainers who've beaten the Johto League can enter. Delia tells him that the Elite Four Headquarters is in Viridian city and Ash and company should see them on their way back to the Kanto region. Since he beat the Johto League, he also was able to get a first class fligth back. As the plane flies just above Kanto, it gets hit (but not to the point of crashing) by a gigantic mecha Crobat, who after being struck by Pikachu's thunderbolt reveals itself to be a painted winged bike flown by Team Rocket, Jessie and James. Ash quickly assumes they wanted to steal their pokemon and he tells Pikachu to thunderbolt them more. This makes Jessie angry since they didn't even know Ash was on the plane so they board the plane and attempt to steal the passengers' pokemon while Meowth struggles to keep the bike up. Instead of fighting, James goes and looks at the selection of reading material in the back pouch of a plane chair. He reads a brochure about Hoenn region and all of the exotic pokemon that exist there. Ash, Misty, and Brock use their pokemon to fend them off and Jessie grabs James by the ear back to their flying bike. Pikachu hits them once more with a thunderbolt, destroying the wings on their bike. Misty points out that the bike's left wing was on fire and the other had a hole int it. Brock stares as they fell and worry about safety of them. Ash's eyes well up somewhat and he says that he hopes they're okay and he's sorry for all of the times he's blasted them off. They show a short montage of all the times they blasted off in Pokemon Master Quest. The scene switches to Jessie, James, and Meowths' perspective where they decide that if they ever want to capture Ash's super-strong Pikachu, they will have to catch an even stronger pokemon. James shows them a map of Hoenn and repeats everything in the brochure. They run to the nearest payphone and beg Giovanni for enough money to fly to Hoenn. Instead, he tells them to go to the Ovaline City harbor where they'll be personally escorted there. They don't realize he was being sarcastic and they actually go. They're dissappointed to see the boat isn't there and they go beg Giovanni even more. It annoys Giovanni to the point he breaks and sends a boat for them. Returning to Ash's story, they've finally got back home. Delia, Gary, and Samuel are at the airport waiting for Ash, once he comes out of the plane, Delia comes and hugs Ash telling him about how proud she was of him. Ash decides to take up the Elite Four challenge, but Gary demands a battle with him first. A one-on-one using only their first pokemon. Ash beats Gary's Jolteon after a long, uninterrupted battle. Gary shakes Ash's hand and tells him how strong he's gotten over the years. Gary hails a taxi, Ash asks where he's going to go, Gary tells him that he's going to go train and become stronger to kick Ash's butt the next time they battle. He waves bye to everyone in the taxi and shouts his catchphrase, "Smell ya later!". Brock decides to stay back and help Professor Oak with maintaining the pokemon in the Box (and to flirt with Delia). Misty tells Ash that she'll go with him to cheer him on and Delia says that they would make such a sweet couple and laughs. Ash and Misty shout in unicen while blushing that they're just friends. On their trip to Viridian City Misty asks Ash what he plans to do after he takes the Elite Four challenge. Ash doesn't really know so he just says that he's going to train and become a pokemon master like he always wanted to be. At the Headquarters, Nurse Joy tells Ash how the Elite Four are four trainers more powerful than any gym leader he's ever faced and he should be ready for a challenge. She suggests that he buys some Max Potions and Revives, but Ash is overconfident and tells her how he doesn't need anything to beat them. Before entering, he takes his strongest pokemon to the battle; Heracross, Muk, Charizard, Typhlosion, Tauros, and of course, Pikachu. His first opponent, Will, the Psychic Elite uses Alakazam to defeat Ash's Muk in only two Psybeams. Ash switches to Typhlosion and defeats all three of Will's pokemon after. His next opponent, Koga's Weezing and Arbok are defeated by Typhlosion, but by this battle, its tiring. Koga uses his Muk to defeat it. He switches to Heracross, which is defeated quickly by Muk's Toxic. Ash switches to Pikachu and peppers Muk with an endless barrage of Thunder. Muk absorbs the shocks but this leaves him otherwise inert. Pikachu tires Muk out by using Thunder without stopping. Ash reaches his third opponent, Bruno. Since Pikachu is tired from all of the Thunder attacks it was throwing, Ash decides to use Charizard. Bruno started out with his Machamp. Ash sent Charizard to attack Machamp with everything he had, but whenever Machamp was close to fainting, Bruno would give him a Max Potion. Ash tried a different approach and made Charizard use Wing Attack on Machamp. This was unsuccessful, as Machamp would grab Charizard's wings with two arms, then he pummeled Charizard with Mega Punch. He sends out Tauros which is a bad type advantage. Tauros is defeated quickly. Ash then sends out his weakened Pikachu. Pikachu gives it his all and defeats Machamp by using its newly learned Zap Cannon. Bruno switches to Hitmonlee. It defeats Pikachu in a battering of Mega Kicks. Ash is out of pokemon and lost the Elite Four challenge. Before exiting the arena, Bruno tells Ash that he can't always rely on pure power to defeat his opponents. That sometimes a good defense is a better offense. And how he should use health restoring items when in a pinch. Misty tells Ash how she's sorry that he lost, Ash tells her not to be. As Ash leaves the Headquarters he hangs his head down in shame and doesn't speak to Misty. Ash heals all of his pokemon and he goes and sits on a bench in the town square. Misty sits next to him and asks what is he going to do now and Ash tells her that he's going to go train, just like he told her earlier. They stare passionately at each other then kiss on the lips once more. Ash pulls back and blushes and says that it was just a reflex. He says that he'll catch Misty later, which makes her sad. He waves to her and walks off in the distance. The screen fades to white and shows the end credits from Pokemon Red version. But the series shouldn't end there. Pokemon Advanced would still exist, but Ash gets replaced with Brendan. A quiet, mopy boy who just wants to be alone. He meets May, a cheerful girl who encourages him to get his trainer liscense and become a trainer and after him beating the Hoenn League they decide to go to Sinnoh thus making Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.

TL;DR: Everybody wants to be master!
Everybody wants show their skills!
Everybody wants to get there faster!
Make their way to the top of the hill!

Each time! You try!
Gonna get! Just a little better!
Each day! You climb!
One more step, up the ladder!

It's a whole new world we live!
Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do!
It's a whole new way to see!
Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do!
It's a whole new place!
With a brand new attitude!
But you still gotta CATCH'EM ALL!
Be the best that you can be!

Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do!
Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do!
Pokemon Johto!

P.S. this isn't copypasta.

Dontcha just hate those things?

Why is it that whenever you aren't whining about how the mods are Nazis for banning you for breaking rules then making obvious alts and whining about how they're Nazis for banning you (but you, on your alt try not to reveal yourself by saying that your main is your friend that they banned), you're spamming the blogs with "Blank Post." This wouldn't be as annoying if you didn't make one every waking moment. And if you're not online even though you can somehow make those posts offline, how can you make these posts every hour? Also you say they're going to be made into guides, guides for what? What type of guides are you possibly going to make that requires you to make over 1,000 posts? And I'm sure by the time you decide that you're too good for Newgrounds, you'll have left those thousands of blank posts blank, minus maybe one or two posts you edited to bitch about shitty BBS regulars-- er I mean Gagsy, Twilight, Jamoke and Malachy (I for one just think you're butthurt because they told you off. In one of your posts, you say your news post count has surpassed your BBS post count and now you've made double that amount, but that's only because you're doing the equivalent of posting "bump" in every thread. I doubt I could care less whether you hate the BBS or not, but if you're going to bitch about anything or anyone on a daily basis, at least give a valid reason instead of nitpicking then making it sound like the worst person or site to ever spawn from the freezing tundras of Canada. Yeah, the mods can be dicks, the BBS can occasionally get a couple of fail threads that survive longer than they should but name one forum where the mods aren't fascist dicks and isn't Gaiaonline. Scratch that, even the Gaia mods are fascist dicks (Don't believe me? Make a thread saying anime sucks or you hate Final Fantasy and see how long it'll be until you're slapped with a permaban). Then name a forum that has nothing but epic threads. Even the boards of 4chan get fail threads. And more recently you've been bitching about other users because, insulting every single person whose ever insulted (or probably blocked) you totally makes them see the error of their ways and shapes them up. I've read your bans and they are all generally the same "Stop backseat modding. Stop making alts to get over your two day bans. Stop complaining about every single thread. Stop looking down on others for the simplest of reasons." is that so hard? Why do you believe that you're above the rules?

TL;DR Making a blank post every hour is unnecessary, saying the Newgrounds BBS mods shouldn't ban backseat mods is like saying you shouldn't get arrested for impersonating a police. And bashing every user then complaining that you got banned for no reason... are you a fucking moron?
STL;DR You're an idiot.

Pic obviously relevant.

Home of the cock joke.

Act 11 Part 3: Drawing To An End

"That's three in a row. I guess you win again.", said Sonic. Him and Zax were playing a tic tac toe with some pebbles while waiting for Tails to come back. "Sonic, I can't take this anymore. The seering pain. I want you to put me to sleep." Sonic just stared at Zax. "With what?" "I don't know, just do it.", so Sonic goes and picks up a sharp rock and aims it at him, "No, no, wait. There's your friend... and some pink girl." Zax said. Tails and Amy dropped the first aid supplies on the ground. After Amy finished Patching up Zax's wounds, she didn't do a very good job so Tails redid them. Even though the bandages didn't help Zax's broken bones, he decided to let them take the Chaos Emeralds as a token of gratitude. Sonic grabbed them and the combined power of the seven emeralds caused Sonic to go Super. Sonic grabbed Amy and Tails and said "Let's go tell the others." and flew back to the workshop.

Once they got back, Sonic didn't even greet them before he blurted out "Whoa, what happened to you guys?" And Cream had to explain again how Knuckles attacked everyone and stole a Master Emerald. Then Sonic told them that they were going to go try their luck and stop Eggman again. "Are you sure you guys will be okay?" Sonic asked, "No. But as long as we have a Super Emerald to protect us, we should be safe" Cream said, "Well, I guess I should be going." Sonic said. "What do you mean 'I'? I'm coming, too." Tails said. Sonic looked at Tails, "How'll you get to Eggman's lab? Your plane is trashed somewhere under Angel Island." "Don't worry, I've got a spare." Tails pushed a button on a wall and everyone stared in awe at the gigantic biplane rise from the nearby bluff. Ray ran out of the workshop and over to get a closer look at it (the bluff, that is). He climbed all around it then stared at the plane. "Hey, did anyone ever notice how every time Ash goes into a new region he only catches, like two pokemon and goes and gives one of them to some guy he only knew for, like twenty two minutes?" "Yeah, and Ash meets some new girl in every region the same way. Pikachu blows up their bike and she starts following him." Sonic said. And after a long, random conversation about how the pokemon series is becoming repetitive and boring they got back to business. Ray moved out of the way and Tails hopped onto his other plane. Before Tails got to starting it, Amy hammer-vaulted onto it with him. "See you guys there" Sonic went super again and jolted down the mountain at super sonic speed.

Thus ends Act 11...

Just stop. You're just getting annoying now, you make a post about it every day. "Hey guys I am a lesbian and I'm looking for other lesbians on Newgrounds." If you really are looking for another lesbian to scissor, why are you looking here? There's only, like three or four girls on Newgrounds and if they weren't once men, they are either underaged or an alt of a guy who can't admit to himself that he's gay so he uses a female ego to fulfill his gay urges. We all know you're not really a transsexual lesbian shemale. You're just a 16 year old boy who craves attention.
PS I'm not igott, nor am I anything like him.
PPS adding me to your list of people who were mean to you doesn't offend me at all.

October 22, 2009

Listen Up Dumbfucks:

Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.

I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.

Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.

Sure you'll see this note and say Chdonga's the crazy one. You have to it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.

My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.

Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,

Chdonga

P.S. I hope all that jesus and god and heaven bullshit is real.