Step 1. ignore them
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.
Age 30, whatever pronounds idgf
Pixel Artist
Poughquag, NY
Joined on 3/24/08
Posted by Chdonga - August 28th, 2009
Once the medal system comes out, it will be abused, newfags will make a bunch of games with high level medals that they really made just to rise their own medal points or they'll just waste them, giving you a medal for doing anything. I think what they should do once the medal system is open to the public is make it so you can only make games with medals if you have a batting average of a certain point. And of course now that everyone with an account has a good number of medals, it'll be a new addition to the ol' e-peen. Now instead of seeing "lololol I m a hier lvl then u u r a noob" you'll see more "lololol I got mor medls then u u r a noob"
Posted by Chdonga - August 25th, 2009
http://chat-man.newgrounds.com/art/ This cunt has some of the worst shit I've ever seen. Everybody give this guy constructive zero reviews until he leaves Newgrounds.
Posted by Chdonga - August 24th, 2009
September 5, 2008 I was walking down route 23 when I saw a weak looking Vulpix on the road. Now Vulpix evolves into he badass Ninetails when it touches a fire stone so of course I caught it. Like I do whenever I catch a pokemon, I took it to the pokemon center where my Vuplix was diagnosed with cancer. I didn't even get the chance to name it yet. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, I found out it had the worst kind--rectal cancer. It slowly eats away at the poor thing from the inside. Nurse Joy urged me just to put it out of its misery, but I told her that we would fight this together. And Vulpix fought it indeed, she survived the cancer for almost two years, but on August 23rd, she died in her sleep.
Posted by Chdonga - August 21st, 2009
Act 11 part 1: The Real Knuckles
They try to wait it out but the storm has only gotten worse. The thunder is booming much louder than before, the rain is so strong that each torrent pulverizes the roof. Ray's heart is beating quickly and he is shivering as though he's never experienced a storm. "Hey, guys, I gotta use the bathroom. If something happens just holler." Vector said and left the workshop. Bean quickly ran to take Vector's chair, "My, this chair isn't warm" he said then ran back in his own seat. Just a few seconds later, Bean yelled "I'm hungry, what do we have to eat in this shack?" Amy checked Tails's refrigerator, it was fully stocked with cans of sploosh. "Eww, what is this crap?" Bean groaned. "It's the only thing Tails has in his fridge." Amy scowled at him and handed everyone a can. Someone banged on the door, "Oh, God, who is that?" Ray said nervously, "Calm down, Ray. It's just Vector." Amy said and opened the door to be greeted by Knuckles.
"Hey. I thought you said he died." Bean said. Knuckles looked at the picture and looked at Ray, Bean, Amy, and Cream. That's them, he thought to himself, but who are the two girls? but then he noticed the two emeralds. "You stole those from Dr. Eggman" Knuckles said, Bean looked at the sploosh, "Here," and gave it to Knuckles, he poured its contents on Bean's head, "Knuckles, what is wrong with you?" Amy said trying not to laugh at Bean, "You stole two of Dr. Eggman's magical emeralds." Knuckles grabbed the Super Emeralds. Bean was so angry that he charged at him with another jar of sploosh in his hand. He tried to dump the goo on Knuckles.
Cream, Amy, and Ray just watched them fight until Bean took Knuckles's arms and forced him into submission, instead he pulled Knuckles's skin off to reveal his metallic underbelly. Amy screamed, Cream stared in horror, Ray was having a heart attack, but Bean said "I knew it!" Knuckles's eyes turned red and spikes drew out his arms. Instead of attacking Bean, Knuckles ran towards the emerald that Ray had in his lap. He charged at Ray with his arms flailing around, Bean threw the jar at Knuckles to slow him down, Ray took the emerald and into the rain. Knuckles swung at Bean and headed for Ray.
"ohgodohgodohgodohgod" Ray kept chanting, when Vector finally got back, "Whoo! Don't go in there for 45 minutes." He yelped then saw Knuckles, "Hey Knucks, what... the heck happened to you? Ya look like a freaking Terminator!" he laughed at Knuckles who was busy trying to steal Ray's Super Emerald, but then Knuckles smacked Ray, punched him in the stomach, and kicked him over and took the emerald. Without any hesitation, Vector charged at Knuckles and snapped his head clean off his shoulders. Even headless, Knuckles still functioned fully, he gave Vector a body uppercut and knocked him on his back, knocking him unconscious. He pulled his head out of Vector's mouth but it wouldn't stay on his head. Amy ran up to him and threw a chair against his head. Knuckles punched her in the face and flew away with only one of the Super Emeralds. Bean and Cream rushed out to help Amy, Ray and Vector.
Thus ends part 1 of act 11...
Posted by Chdonga - August 17th, 2009
If you don't know what one is, an anime is a Japanese style of motion-picture animation, characterized by highly stylized, colorful art, futuristic settings, violence, and sexuality. However a children's anime is nothing like that. This is the twelve fuck yous of them (Since that faggot who makes the twelve fuck yous series never made one.)
The children's anime I'm referring to are Pokemon, Yu gi oh, Backugan, Battle Bodaman, digimon, Naruto, and Duel Masters. Battle Bodaman was the worst of the bunch, it only had like 20 episodes.
Fuck you#1. The art style-sure all anime has the same art style, but in children's anime, every character looks the same. They all are white as a ghost, they have blond and/or spiky hair, and their chins are pointed. What fucking human has a naturally born pointed chin? And on that matter who'd want one? And some animes, they don't even have noses.
Fuck you #2. The character traits-Less varied than the art style is the characters themselves, they all sound the same, hell, they probably all have the same voice actor. Usually only the main character actually mentions his/her age and it's always between 10 and 14. They might even have a last name, but it's either Yamato or Yamamoto.
Fuck you #3. The storyline-Some guy in a mask decides to use magical cards or robots that shoot balls from their chest (Battle Bodaman) to take over the world. Some kids then find some too to, only people with a pure heart can use them, but if only those with a pure heart can use them, how come everybody in the series can use them too? Then it ekes out 2 seasons of the same thing, eventually on the last episode, the bad guy steals the good guy's friend's cards or balls but the good guy turns into one of his monsters and scares away the bad guy just to find out some new villain is using an entire new species of balls that shoot out cards who wants to take over the world and they make 2 more seasons of faggotry.
Fuck you #4. The music-The music is made by some unknown rock band, most likely a garden variety neighborhood rock band who probably just made their song on Garageband default instruments and pretend to actually play.
Fuck you #5. The Sound effects-Go on findsounds.com and you'll find every sound effect they used in the anime.
Fuck you #6. The special effects-If they actually add 3d-ish special effects, it looks like is was from some old PS1 game. If it's actually 3d, it looks like it was made with anim8or and the textures were just MS Paint default colors.
Fuck you #7. The dialogue-Every fucking sentence, every fucking word, that comes out of their mouth that doesn't even sync to what they say in any language is cheesy and unoriginal. The most infamous quote "You cannot defeat me, I am the strongest thing alive!" then they chuckle.
Fuck you #8. The voice actors-Not only is the voice actor for the good guy rarely the same sex in real life, but they are usually the voice actor of the good guy in another anime, take the chance to actually listen to a voice clip of five different characters in five different animes, you'll hear the same voice at least twice. They all speak very dryly and emotionless. In fact, the characters would sound less robotic if the voice actor was Speakonia Sam.
Fuck you #9. The hero(es)-The good guy is rarely a girl and looks nothing like his relatives. His mother is a brunette and even though his mother mentions him all the time, the father never actually appears in the series, I assume he's dead. The hero will one time or another in the series meet some girl who has long blue hair, short, spiky red hair, or a pink ponytail. She says she doesn't like him early in the series but in the end of the first season she admits her true feelings and almost kisses him, but she never does because it is 'inappropriate for small children.' He also has a short, nerdy friend that he stands up for all the time. One time or another, he'll meet a fat kid with huge pink lips whose obsessed with talking about food, a nervous girl with a dark purple bowl cut who rarely talks, and (This one's pretty rare though) a black kid, with black or brown, spiky hair. It has the voice actor of a white girl but it wears boy clothes and has a unisex name and they never call it a him or a her, so you won't know whether it's a boy or girl. ever.
Fuck you #10. The villains-The villain rarely is a human, but a human-monster hybrid who's name resembles a food or household object. If they actually are human, they usually wear a mask that looks subtly like a skull and a black cape and have a name with 'the', 'dark', and/or 'shadow' in it. When the first villain is defeated the hero finds out that there was someone controlling him. Once they defeat him, the original villain comes back with several different forms, normal, super, and super duper.
Fuck you#11. The season's ending-it ends with the heroes finding out that there was a bad guy controlling the one they just defeated. The female protagonist admits her true feelings for the main character and they part their separate ways. In the next season the characters all come back for no real reason and there's, like ten plot-less episodes of them playing soccer or some shit totally unrelated to the story whatsoever, the characters' appearances have either changed so drastically that they look like a brand new character or not at all, but the previous voice actor was replaced with a guy who sounds nothing like the way he/she did in the previous season.
And last but not least Fuck you #12. The series finale-They finally beat the grand daddy of the bad guys and the hero returns home and he says that stupid thing "All is well that ends well." but occasionally a spin off gets formed where 100 years later, entirely new characters appear and find some magic stone that gives them the ability to transform into the same robots that shoot out cards that shoot out ball shaped monsters that were in the old series.
Please note that these 12 fuck yous are NOT copypasta, because I'm sure some gaia fag will come across this and call me a troll or accuse this of being copypasta.
Posted by Chdonga - August 7th, 2009
Every time you make a news post it gets flooded by either complete morons, noobs who were mad that I insulted the franchise in which contains a character they worship as a god, or self proclaimed trolls. That's probably because you continue making that shitty Death of Sonic story which attracts so many stupid people. If you hate Sonic so much why are you making a story about him? You haven't banned anyone in over two or three months but you ban anyone who disagrees with me and then you bitch about them on your userpage and if they ban you back I bet you hack their accounts. You're a corrupt ban Nazi who needs to be demodded." You're also a grammar Nazi, anyone who misspells a word, you flame until they leave the site. I'm light aura but I don't give out 5/5s and 10/10s like candy so I should change my aura to evil. You're a religious person but you act hypocritical more than too much. You hate homosexuals, drug addicts, outspoken atheists, racists, anti theists, and fat people. You claim this is not because of my religion but because they're disgusting people in your honest opinion. You claim to have hacked a gaia account made by some guy trying to impersonate you but we all know your cousin made it for you and you say you got banned for changing the sig to say anime sucks but I bet you requested it to be deleted so no one else would find it and use it as ammo to insult you for banning them. I googled your name and found more than one site written in a language other than english so you must be a terrorist (even though the sites were made before you went by the username Chdonga). You're such an unsuccessful troll that people are trying to impersonate you, and they're doing a good job being a thirteen year old videogame fanboy. Fuck you, Chdonga. Fuck your mom, fuck your dad, fuck every person in your family and may God have mercy on those unfortunate enough to have known you.