I'm mean to the newer users here all the time, whether it be as unmean as asking to see how much you've done on a flash you know you'll never make or something as cruel as linking you to this (Extremely NSFW, click at your own risk) but whatever it is, I'm sure I didn't apologize. so here's your chance. Insult me. Give me the best you've got.

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Act 9 Final Part: The Knuckles doppelgangers

"Knuckles? I think you might be mistaken." said the echidna that looked like Knuckles, "Then who are you?" asked Tails, "Who I am is not of your concern." he said back "Well, we need those chaos emeralds." Sonic said. The echidna just stared at him while he reached for the emeralds. Once Sonic put his hand on the emerald, the echidna tackled Sonic, he almost pushed him off the edge of the floating isle. "Why'd you--" Tails started but Sonic cut him off, "I got this, Tails. What the heck, dude? You almost knocked us off this island." "I am the emerald guardian, you should have known I'd do that." Sonic got back up and wiped dirt off of his pelt and reached for the emerald again. The emerald guardian prepared to lunge at him again, but Sonic only hovered his hand over one of the emeralds. "If you touch it..." he snarled. Sonic smirked, he moved his hand closer to it, "I'm not touching it, I'm not touching it." he kept smirking, moving his hand closer and further from the emerald. "Umm, Sonic, I think you should stop before you make him angrier." Tails said. "Yeah, you're right." Sonic said and snatched three emeralds off their pedestals and ran off, "Oh, shoot." Sonic shouted, almost about to run off the edge of the island. "Aargh! You little erinaceinae!" the emerald guardian swore and charged at him. "Nyaa" Sonic squeaked and sidestepped, the emerald guardian realized that Sonic moved, but didn't stop fast enough and fell off the edge. Tails gasped and ran off the edge, flew down and tried to catch him, but he was too slow. The emerald guardian fell on a rock and broke his spine. Tails flew down to him. "Oh no. Are you OK?" Tails asked "What a foolish thing to say, of course I'm in pain, but it won't matter if I die, another guardian will take my place." "But I won't let you die" Tails said and grabbed the emerald guardian's hand and flew back up to Angel Island. Tails put him down on the ground, "I'm going to go get someone to help you, just hang in there, Sonic will keep you company" Tails said while flying away. Sonic stared at the emerald guardian for a while. After five minutes of them staring at each other, Sonic broke the ice, "So, you got a name?" "It's Zax..." He said with disdain, "Zax, huh. I've heard of that name somewhere before, meh it might just be a feeling. Well my name is Sonic." "I do not care about your name." Zax snarled "You almost killed me" "Yeah, I almost killed you." and they continued to argue for half an hour.

Dr. Eggman took Knuckles's body in to his lab, he took random parts from his old badniks, and started to "rebuild" Knuckles, he replaced his heart with a robotic heart, he removed his already damaged internal organs and hollowed out his body. He added the finishing touches to him by putting not one, but two baby animals in Knuckles's body. Even with the flickies in his body, Knuckles couldn't work, he needed a shock to make his heart beat. Dr. Eggman took the body and put it on the stage he rebuilt Knuckles on. He pushed a button that made the stage rise up, through the ceiling. "Live, live, I tell you. Live!" Dr. Eggman yelled maniacally, expecting Knuckles to be struck with bolts of lightning, but instead the storm started to die down. Eggman lowered the stage angrily, he groaned as he opened up several drawers looking for something to spark Knuckles. He pulled out a stun gun and he tried sparking Knuckles with it, but it didn't work. At last he takes the battery pack from the Mecha Knuckles and replaces the real Knuckles's heart with it. This finally brought Knuckles to life. Knuckles looked around, dazed and confused "Hello" Dr. Eggman said when Knuckles turned to him, "Who am I? Where am I?" Knuckles asked, "You're Knuckles, you were created by me to find seven emeralds that look like these," he shows Knuckles one of the Super emeralds, "and these people stole some from me," Dr. Eggman shows Knuckles a picture of Ray and Bean. "I want you to beat them up and take them back for me." "OK, then, where are they?" Knuckles asked, "I suggest you take this to help you find them" Eggman gave Knuckles an emerald locator and Eggman lead Knuckles out of the lab.

Thus ends act 9...

Ths. Well I need to submit a few more before I can get scouted.
[EDIT] Holy fuck! I'm a mod.

This sprite template is from Sonic Pocket Adventure. Shame that I'm sure you Sonic fans won't use this template or the millions of other Sonic templates.

All I have done is the title screen for The Death of Sonic and the first fifty something frames (which is, like two seconds). I'd show you, but it won't load, must be something wrong with the preloader. I'll post the link on spamtheweb once I find out what's wrong with it. And plaese note that I'm only making this so I stop getting PMs from people going "When are you going to make the Sonic flash? It's such an awesome fanfic that it should be made into an awesome flash"

Also I never started that pedobear sprite ulimatetailsfan asked for. I forgot the day after he requested it, but I will make it.

Yesterday I beat both Drawn to Life games. Drawn to Life 1 was disappointing, after you kill Wilfre, the boy tells the girl that he wants to join a pirate and a guy that looks like Indiana Jones on an adventure, they show a four minute montage of all the things you did throughout the game, at the end of it, the boy returns to the girl, and they show your drawing and the ghost of the girl's grandfather watching them walk away. It's stupid because you'd expect to be able to make a stage or something, but no, all you can do is watch the ending over and over. It pisses me off even more because you have to get the stage 100% complete to exit the stage and go to the next. The music was the only real good thing about the first one.
TL;DR-Drawn to Life gets a 4/10 imo.

Spongebob Drawn to Life was pretty decent, unlike the first Drawn to Life, the villain has a pronounceable name, Doodlebob, and half the cast of the game doesn't die by a dark cloud. When you beat Doddlebob the umpteenth time, you find out that he was only evil because Spongebob drew him with an angry face. After they show the end credits, you unlock a new world called Notebook land, there's only one stage and it's fucking hard. Some parts seem like you can't get past it unless you get hit and use the five seconds of immortality to get past the obstacle, then when you think you've finally unlocked some awesome thing, you have one more stage entitled "the last battle", you have to fight a squidward doodle. There's also a Chum Bucket stage but I haven't unlocked it yet. And in this one, you actually could draw stuff, rather than coloring stuff in. But the music was terrible, and I don't really like the mixing of 2d and 3d.
TL;DR-Drawn to Life Spongebob gets a 6/10 imo.

The art portal has been created, and it begins... >:(

I'm leaving this post here until I either make the final part of Act 9 or finish the first scene of TDoS, which I'll post here for hopefully someone to criticize.

Click this for lulz.

[EDIT] Apparently I suck balls.
Also I just cleaned out my block list, it's not like it really matters, only two people were on there.
Lol@gamer30hrplus.gamer30hrplus got molested by Afro_Ninja's razor-sharp pussy. But what's even funnier is the fag who thinks I'm offended by him rating all my reviews useless.

Act 9 Part 3: Epsilon's emerald search

Epsilon treaded to a nearby slot machine to try to get some rings for the Super Emerald. He stared at the machine as he didn't know how to operate it. He grabbed the slot arm and pulled down, the flashing lights perplexed him "Why these carbons are appealed to these lighting machines, I shall never understand" he thought to himself. The lights started to slow down... it slowed more... more... and one picture appeared, a Chaos Emerald, another picture appeared, another Chaos Emerald, the last picture started to appear, a green chao. The slot machine made a loud beep. Epsilon shot the slot machine without hesitation and it exploded and rings flew out. He collected all of the rings that came out of the machine and treaded back to the prize redemption man's window. "I now request the object: Super Emerald" "Sorry, but someone already took it when you were destroying city property. And I should tell you that you've got to pay for that slot machine you blew up." "Who was the person who claimed the Super Emerald?" "It was, like, some purple weasly thing." Epsilon paused for several seconds, "NEW TARGET SITED. TARGET NAME: WEASELY THING" he said aloud and treaded out of the casino. "Hey, where do you think you're going?" The prize redemption man asked, "You need to pay for that slot machine. That's going to be 899 rings" Epsilon made a 90 degree turn and stuck the rings in his gun and shot the prize redemption man with them. "You may keep the change" Epsilon exclaimed and treaded out.

Sonic and Tails flew steadily through the storm, "I should say something cliche, like 'Oh boy, how'd it get all rainy so sudden?' or something" Sonic said, "Why?""I don't know, I'm just bored." The thunder boomed loudly, "Sonic, sit down in the plane. You might attract lightning." Tails yelled over the thunder. Just several seconds after Sonic sat down, they started to see the floating island that was Angel Island, but as Tails started to say "We're almost there" the Tornado 2.0 was struck in the tail by lightning. The plane started to spiral, if they didn't do something quickly they would crash. "C'mon, Tornado, you can do this" Tails mumbled "Tails, we're gonna need to bail out. Hit the eject button." Sonic urged. Tails pushed the eject button and shot them out of the plane just in the nick of time. Tails managed to grab a ledge, Sonic managed to grab Tails's tails, but the Tornado 2.0 crashed into the island. Sonic and Tails climbed slowly up to the emerald altar to see something they didn't expect. "Knuckles!?" Tails exclaimed.

Epsilon treaded ever closer to his target. Got closer... closer... "TARGET DETECTED." "Who the heck are you?" Nack asked, "I am Model E-104 Epsilon. I have been reprogrammed by Dr. Eggman to collect the Super Emeralds and destroy any obstacle. You have been designated as an obstacle, therefore you must be destroyed." "Haha no. I'm gonna go sell this Super Emerald as you call it for some cash." Nack chuckled. Epsilon pointed his gun at him and grabbed him by the torso, "Relinquish the emerald" "Fuck you." Nack punched Epsilon in the face-plate with the emerald in his hand. "I assume this was your desired outcome." Epsilon punched Nack, he punched him so hard that he flew back two feet. Nack fell to the ground with a bloody nose. He stood back up and spit out a few teeth. "And I assume you expected me to die." He stared down at Epsilon and Epsilon did the same, but the stare down didn't last long as Nack's eyes started to glow a silver color, Nack shot two silver beams out of his eyes and blasted Epsilon. This shocked both Nack and Epsilon. "Awesome!" Nack said. Even after taking such a powerful hit, Epsilon still got back up and scanned the Super Emerald,"THE POWER OF THE SUPER EMERALD HAS BEEN CONFIRMED, EMERALD CHROME-PRIMARY FUNCTION: TO SHOOT DESTRUCTIVE RAYS OF LIGHT FROM THE HOLDER'S EYES" "However, no weapon will cease or even slow Dr. Eggman's plan" He switched his chain gun to a plasma gun. "You shall not survive." "Oh shut up already." Nack shouted.

Thus ends Part 3...

Act 9-2: The Other Emeralds

After Epsilon exited Dr. Eggman's lab, he sent one of his Badniks out to clean up the bodies of Scratch and Grounder. After several minutes of waiting, the Badnik returned and told Eggman that it found something more. "Doctor, I have found the body of one of Sonic the Hedgehog's partners, it seems to be a red one. It seems to have been impaled by something from model" the Badnik stated, "It seems that there were traces of metal from his wound that came from one of your own models. Model Sc-R47-CH." Eggman was surprised, "So those dumb bots are actually good for something" he said to himself. "Shall I dispose of them?" the Badnik queried, "No, salvage their parts. I wish to rebuild them. And I'll take care of the echidna, I have something special for it."...

Amy, Ray, Bean, Vector, and Cream watched Sonic and Tails fly to Angel Island, when Ray asked "What are we going to do while we wait for them to get back?" "We could try to fight off anyone who is after the Super Emeralds." Bean said, "What do you mean try?" Ray got anxious, "Don't worry, we've got two Emeralds, and I bet Dr. Eggman doesn't have any. We shouldn't have too much tru--." Bean started, but then he looked up in the sky mesmerized by the dark clouds floating above the sky. Thunder started to clap very loudly and a large torrent of rain started to fall, pelting Bean with large balls of rain. "Everyone, into Tails' workshop." Amy shouted, and ran into the shop, still holding the emeralds. "Bean, Bean!" Ray shouted, but Bean couldn't resist starting into the storm's eyes, "Ugh", Vector moaned and dragged Bean into Tails' workshop. "Will Tails and Sonic be okay?" Cream asked Amy, "I hope so..." she said.

Epsilon checked his emerald locator to find where the closest emerald was from him, the nearest Super Emerald was at Casniopolis, a prize, perhaps? Whatever it was, his main mission was to find it. He walked in the Casino and spoke to the prize redemption man, "You have an item that is needed in the possession of Dr. Eggman, you may relinquish it now, or I shall have to use force." "Sorry, Astro Boy but if you want anything, you'll need some rings to pay for it" the man told him "You have denied my offer, therefore I shall simply use force." Epsilon aimed his gun at the prize redemption man. "Go ahead and do it, I'm suicidal anyway." Epsilon shot the man's left ear, and stuck his hand through the window of the booth he was standing in and pulled him out. "I shall not kill you, but I shall torture you until my request has been taken." "I-I can't just give you a prize. You-you have to give me the rings, it-it's not my fault" the man trembled "There's a slot machine over there, it gives you rings.". Epsilon stared deeply at him before throwing the prize redemption man back in the prize redemption booth. Before Epsilon treaded away, the man begged Epsilon to kill him. Epsilon only shot him in the shoulder and treaded to a nearby slot machine.

Thus ends only part 2...

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It's pronounced The Legend of Stafy! If you've ever played the Japanese version, you'd know that Stafy is much like Kirby without the ability to eat your opponents. The game looks p. queer, but it's fun.

(Lol, I broke rule 73.)

Also I think the 'r' is silent.

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Super Smash Flash 2 is going to suck. And before one of you fanboys come here going "OMG u are jus a jellus dum a** hater." Here are my totally valid reasons why it will suck:
-The sprites clash.
-There's going to be video game, anime, and fan characters in it. I'd be fine with just Anime and video game, but nooo, they had to fuck it up worse by adding some of the crappiest looking characters, like Spikeman, Blade *cough Sonic recolor*, and many more
-The effects are... just crap.
-The camera zooming in and out makes the game look even more terrible.
-The backgrounds are bland

Remember that China Rules improvement they made on China Rules improvement?
"The subject says it all. Nintendo finally decided to take action and sent me a cease and desist order requiring me to remove all Super Smash Bros. related content from the site by tomorrow. If I don't, I'll face a fine of $1,000,000 US Dollars... Now that I have nothing to keep the site going I'm going to be closing down for good in a few days.
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I certainly hope you enjoyed your time here and I'm sorry it all had to end so suddenly. If you want to help fight to get SSF2 back you can go to Nintendo's complaint forum: http://forums.nintendo.com/complaints
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APRIL FOOLS!!!
I'm sure you would've found that out by now if you clicked the link. Hope you got a good laugh and I didn't scare you too much! Wink
Anyway, SSF2 Production is fine. v0.5 production is slow and steady, though it will take at least another month to complete since the school year is approaching its end and the work load has increased a ton. I'll let you know of any major updates."
It should've been real.

[EDIT] If any of you Sonic luvvers enjoy The Death of Sonic, you're in luck, because until Act 14 (the last act) I will post them more often, if not, oh well. Speaking of which, I'm far from done with the flash, but I'll probably be done with it before the end of summer.

I'll get FL studio eventually and make music from an actual program, rather than from a ROM made by Eminem.
[EDIT] Looks like n1ggr's got another recruitment for his anti-Chdonga club.

[EDIT] And look at that, there's another Chdonga hater, he's probably an alt though so I won't bother with him.

Act 9: Eggman's alternative

As Sonic, Tails, and Amy left Amy's house, they noticed Ray stuck on a lamp post. "Hey, what the heck are ya doing?" Sonic shouted, "Can you get me down first?" Ray shouted back, so Tails flew up to the lamp post and pulled Ray's extra skin out from it. When Tails helped Ray down, he told them how they found two Super Emeralds, and how Vector tried to steal it from them but instead Cream ended up taking it and started acting strange. "And they went to Tails' workshop to find you guys" Ray finished. "We have to go protect those emeralds from Dr. Eggman." Amy said, "I know, he tried to kill me and Bean for them, but we stopped him and he just ran off in the opposite direction." Ray responded. "Well let's stop talking about the emeralds and go get them." Sonic said and they all went to the train station to the Mystic Ruins. Only a few minutes after they left for the Mystic Ruins, Dr. Eggman came searching for the Super Emeralds, he couldn't find anything so he turned around and headed back, angrily to his lab to find another Super Emerald.

Sonic, Tails, Amy, and Ray walked out of the Train station and saw Vector, Bean, and Cream knocking on the door of Tails' house. "Hey, guys" Sonic called out to them, "We need to keep those Super Emeralds from Dr. Eggman." he then told them about Knuckles and Bark being killed and how Dr. Eggman has gone crazy. "And before we caught up with you, we were going to go use the Chaos Emeralds as an alternative." Tails added. "So just in case, we should go get them." Bean said. "Wait here." Tails said quickly, and ran into his house and started up the Tornado 2.0. he flew the plane down near everybody and told Sonic to hop on. Instead Vector tried to jump in the plane but he was scared by a seat belt that he confused with a snake. Sonic pushed Vector out and jumped in the plane. As Tails started to lift off, Sonic stood up from his seat and said gallantly "Onward to Angel Island!" Tails made the plane shake somewhat "Sonic! What're you doing!?" he scolded "I was just joking." he replied, and they flew to Angel Island. Amy, Cream, Bean, Ray, and Vector all stared at them fly away.

As Dr. Eggman walked back to the lab he mumbled to himself "I'm becoming tired of this, I should just get my robots to do this." He walked back to Dr. Robotnik's emerald locator and refreshed it to see where the emeralds have moved. "Aargh! That blasted blue rat and his mutant squirrel friend has two!?" he growled, "I won't even waste my time getting these." He left the Egg Destroyer and went to his robot construction area and awakened the E-104 Epsilon. "Now, Epsilon, I command you to find six Emeralds. They look like these." Dr. Eggman then shows Epsilon the super Emerald. "And don't let anyone get in your way." "MISSION: COLLECT ALL REMAINING SUPER EMERALDS AND ELIMINATE ALL OBSTACLES. IS THIS CORRECT?" Epsilon asked. "Yes." Eggman said and chuckled. "Now go, Epsilon, and don't return until you find the remaining six." "YES DOCTOR" Epsilon said and turned and walked out Dr. Eggman's lab. Dr. Eggman laughed and said "Let's see Sonic survive this."

But this was only part 1...