Mix some cold brew coffee with hot chocolate to get rid of that bitter coffee taste and completely defeat the purpose of it being cold brew.

this is the true story on how the knuckles got wiped out like the diarhea in my booty crack

once apon a time there were a happy race of echidnas called the knuckles tribe and they lived on a floating island where they worshiped and protected theyre giant ring pop (master emerald).

but one fateful day marked when the echidnas were discovered. a little boy called sammy classic sonic fan flew up to the island in his frikplane and found them sacrificing shrek on vhs to the devil this intruiged him and he went to go share his discoverey.

he went to talk to his parents about this but realized they abandoned him and left the house bills to him. so he decided he was going to wait until tomorrow to spread the news. he boiled a copy of hotel mario for dinner, all he could do to eat was cook the crappy video games his mom and dad left with him. he had a dream that night, he dreamed that his parents were still with him it was more of a nightmare his dad always beat him with the belt but his belts kept breaking so his dad left with his mom who was a p r o s t i t u t e and had sex without a condom so she had to keep getting abortions. the main reason they left was because sammy was too expensive to take care of.

do you remember what this was about? knuckles not sammy, well while sammy was sleeping the knuckles clan were waging war on mcdonalds and they thought they could win because all the customers had diabetes and couldnt fight the tribe and they were right about the customers but not an easy win. ronald mcdonald ate a bunch of cheese burgers and since he was immune to diabetes he kept eating and eating until he was GIANT OBESE GODZILLA RONALD.

the knuckles clan actually put up a good fight the warriors were slowly killing him and they had theyre secret weapon the baby launcher. they had female echidnas making babies left and right so they could shoot them at ronald mcdonald this gave them a big advantage but as a last ditch effort ronald mcdonald had a secret weapon of his ow he FARTED on all the echidnas and the all died. except for one and that one is the knuckles you know today.

I'm on a roll this week! I was in a post-stream voice chat and somebody mentioning Japanese mascots for some reason got me back in the mood to sprite, I guess. Anyway here's a few more sprites from the big collection I've been putting together for the past few months:

NG Exclusive!!

Remember to cancel your Sword & Shield preorders this Fall 2019 and instead replay Pokemon HeartGold, SoulSilver, Black 2, White 2, Pokemon Colosseum, or Pokemon Gale of Darkness!

I have been playing a metric fuckton of Dreams™ for the past month or so. It's a fun game making tool on the PS4 made by the same guys who created LittleBigPlanet. I made a playable object of Vinny Vinesause and he's played it once on nearly every one of his Dreams streams. And I even put together a fun little tech demo for Dreams's Wild West Community Jam last. It didn't get many thumbs up but I'm just glad that I actually created something. Lord knows I spent 5~6 years tooling around in LBP and all I have to show for it are a few cutscenes and a profile full of flamewars.

Anyways working in Dreams inspired me to give proper game development another try. I've been screwing around in a bunch of idiot-proof game dev software but I just don't have the patience for anything more obtuse than RPG Maker. Whatever I do I just wanna get back into the swing of things. Below are a bunch of sprites I made recently. (Actually only two of them I made recently. The other ones were made back in Autumn and I just forgot to upload them huehuehueheuhe)

BONUS - WIPs

-benis

And it only took a month short of 11 years.

I made a character selection screen containing a bunch of my friends' OCs for Pixel Day. I spent a good 3 days putting it together and my Surface 3 is ready to die from the overuse.

Make sure to vote, not just on my piece, but on as many pixel art pieces as you can find today!

Music used in the video: https://soundcloud.com/onzerc/vermin-tourney-select

I'm looking to add to my portfolio so I'm opening up a queue for free commissions. I specialize in limited palette character pixel art rangnging between a 64x64px & 128x128px resolution. I usually start working on a piece as soon as the requester asks. While there isn't anything specific that I'll always say no to, I will deny any individual request that I see unfit to draw.

-Send me a private message here or any of the websites listed in my profile

-Be thorough. Show me reference photos and suggest poses or else I'll end up doing some boring neutral poses.

Until I have a decently sized portfolio or a business card or something I'll use this news post to showcase some of my work.

2018

(Requested by @warestar)

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(Reqested by @BenisGondola)

(Requested by @chris-the-stick2)

2016 - 2017 (Most of my attention was focused on making a fangame based on /v/ fakemon during that time. It didn't happen. lole)

This is where I should say some uplifting crap about how we're welcoming with open arms and stuff, right?

Uhhh... 

I don't know man, we're all pretty chill here. I'm always looking for artists to recommend to the art portal. PM me if you're an aspiring artist looking to be scouted. 

(if you're here because I sent you a random friend request, it's because we're mutuals on some other form of social networking. I'm not a porn bot.)

Goddamn

I'm really liking these layout changes. I'll always miss the 2007 layout, but I'm really digging this.