My computer has a rogue antivirus and it's keeping me from doing anything on my computer. Now I have to give it to my step dad who will just keep it at his house for a few weeks and return it just to tell me he doesn't know how to fix it.

It's been a month since Neo and Greenic saved Sonic from the gonads of the evil Shadow the Hedgehog. Little did they know a new evil was rising from the murky depths of the darkness...

???: Nuahahahaha! You fools will never defeat me!

Neo: We'll see about that, ???

??? charges Neo. Neo sidesteps him and grabs his tail.

???:Ungh, let go!

Neo: Now, Yellowie!

Yellowie lifts his sword in the air.

Yellowie: This one's for Greenic!

???: You think jerking me off will defeat me!? Hahahahaha!

Neo: That's... your penis...? Oh God, that's disgusting! It's so huge! And it has plates sticking-- oh God I'm going to puke!

Neo puts his hands over his mouth, letting go of ???'s penis and runs away to throw up. Yellowie swings his sword but misses.

??? laughs loudly and grabs Yellowie by his head. He takes the sword out of his hand and repeatedly stabs Yellowie in the back.

Yellowie: *coughing up blood* ???... You... dick...

??? throws Yellowie into the pillar Neo was standing behind.

Neo: Holy shit! Yellowie? Yellowie!

Yellowie: *coughing up blood* Don't worry about me, you need to finish up and go kill ???.

Neo: Yellowie, we don't have to kill him right now, we can run away and fix you up. Then we can finish him off.

Yellowie: No, we can't.

Neo: Yes we can. C'mon, I'll carry you outta here.

Yellowie: Neo... Stop it *dies*.

Neo: Yellowie. Yellowie? YELLOWIE!

Neo wakes up in the middle of the night.

Neo: Yellowie?

Neo looks around. He's in his house. There's a harsh storm outside.

Neo: Oh, it was a dream.

Neo walks downstairs to his living room and turns on the TV.

Neo: *flipping through channels* Ugh, nothing's ever on at 3 in the morning.

The phone rings.

Neo: Hello?

Greenic: Hi Neo, I hope I didn't wake you. Mind if I come over. The storm's keeping me awake.

Neo: Um--

Greenic: Thanks! Also I have a mammogram in the morning so no sex tonight.

Neo: Uh...

Greenic hangs up and drives to Neo's house.

Neo: *groans* I guess I'll rub one out before she get's here.

He logs onto 4chan. There's no good porn so he has to go on the hentai board. There isn't anything good on there either. Just some bondage and transformation hentai. Neo faps to it anyway.

Neo: *sigh* the shit I put up with.

Neo rubs his now erect penis which he cleverly kept in his pants, in case Greenic comes in on his jerk session.

Neo gets a couple good strokes in when Greenic finally comes. Neo walks uncomfortably to the door. His pants are soaked.

Greenic: Neo! How are you doing on this... rather terrible night?

Neo: Um yeah... Let me slip into some other pants. These have a lot of... cum in them. You can just make yourself at home.

Greenic [running verb]s to the couch and kicks her boots off and changes to Comedy Central.

Greenic: Oh, that Kat Williams. His strange speech pattern and obviously fake accent makes him sound so funny!

Neo is upstairs, looking for a pair of sweat pants to put on while his pants are in the washing machine. The wind blows loudly across the windows. Neo jumps and looks into the window. He sees a man standing on a tree, staring at him. The man points at him. Neo freaks out and closes his curtain. The washing machine turns off and makes a buzzing sound.

Greenic: *scratches her leg* Neo, your laundry's done.

Neo rushes to the laundry room to get his pants out. He puts them in the dryer and runs to the living room.

Neo: Thanks for putting my pants in the dryer for me.

Greenic: Don't mention it.

Neo: *leers at Greenic* Scooch over.

Greenic takes her feet off the couch.

Neo: So what are we watching?

Greenic: Kat Williams.

Neo: Oh God, why do you like him?

Greenic: He's funny.

Neo: No. Monty Python, he's funny. This g--

Greenic: Monty Python isn't funny.

Neo: *gets in Greenic's face* Yes he is.

Greenic backs up.

Greenic: Oh I know where this is gonna go. We're gonna get in an argument, we're gonna fight, and it ends with us sixty nining each other. Well keep it in your pants, because I have on my chastity belt.

Neo: Fuck

The doorbell rings.

Greenic: Who could be at your house at 3 in the morning?

Neo: You.

Neo walks up to the door and looks through the peephole. He sees the same man standing on the tree staring at him in his house. He opens up the door.

Neo: Who the fuck are you?

Mysterious Man: It doesn't matter, we want you, Neo...

Neo: What the fuck!?

Who could this strange man be? What was with the beginning of this episode? And will Neo have sex with Greenic? All will be revealed in the next episode...

Should I do it?

Amo a las chicas españolas. Tienen tal lindos pechos y flexible. Tienen la piel tales agradable. Y están dispuestos a chupar su pene en cualquier momento.

brb

Making a video and/or wall of text explaining why...

I was going to make something but I didn't feel like it.

A common argument is whether which is better, JRPGs or WRPGs.

If you don't know what either is, a WRPG stands for Western Role Playing Game and a JRPG stands for Japanese Role Playing Game.
WRPGs are role playing games made by people who live in or are from the "West" such as Canada and the United States of America.

WRPGs include:
Oblivion, Mass Effect, Bioshock, Fable and Fallout.

Lots of people think...
that WRPGs take place around medieval times or in space and give you lots of choice.

The truth about them is...
The games do give you some choice, but the majority of things you do won't affect the game at all, like what you choose to say/do to the character you're talking to may only change how the other character responds. If the game has alternate endings, usually the good ending or the most canon ending to the story is the best one, when the rest usually involve you or one of your friends dying/sacrificing their life for you/some other character.

The story is usually...
Something along the lines of "The fate of the universe rests in your hands. You're the universe's last hope...", blood and gore, they give you the delusion of choice by letting you choose what to say to people, the only thing that gets affected is how they respond. They may say you have many different endings, but of course, the best ending is the one that involves doing the most good/moral things in the game, and these things are usually long and hard (tee hee).

JRPGs are role playing games made by people from Japan (duh).

JRPGs include:
Final Fantasy, Sands of Destruction, Pokemon, and Contact.

Lots of people think...
that all JRPGs are very linear, take place in some other planet in the future, and the main characters are all orphans and everyone has crazy hair.

But the truth is...
Many JRPGs do actually give you lots of choice. For example, Summon Night Twin Age. Depending on how you treat your teammates will affect how they help you. If your teammate is getting cornered and you don't help them. they won't help you much when you're in a pinch.

The story is usually...
You, the main character is a teenager, no older than 20, at least one of your parents are dead. You're going around wandering aimlessly in a large world where you'll stumble to where you're supposed to go on accident, spend an hour reading the cutscenes and fighting the enemies that you can't flee from. The villain is some guy wearing armor who is obsessed with "the darkness" and before you actually know he's the villain, you'll run into him many times and he'll always be talking to you about "the darkness" and how it consumes all. When you fight the final boss, he'll have, like five forms that you have to fight one after another. And there isn't that many endings, probably just a good or a bad.

As you can see, both are pretty stupid. It's just a matter of choice though.

I lied about my previous post. I'm not working on a flash. Don't really feel like it.

But I might whip up something, since I haven't contributed to Newgrounds in a month or two.

And I'll finish this one.

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But you already knew that.