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Chdonga
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

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Age 29, squee/squim

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Poughquag, NY

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Posted by Chdonga - May 2nd, 2010


brb

Making a video and/or wall of text explaining why...


Posted by Chdonga - April 30th, 2010


I was going to make something but I didn't feel like it.


Posted by Chdonga - April 27th, 2010


A common argument is whether which is better, JRPGs or WRPGs.

If you don't know what either is, a WRPG stands for Western Role Playing Game and a JRPG stands for Japanese Role Playing Game.
WRPGs are role playing games made by people who live in or are from the "West" such as Canada and the United States of America.

WRPGs include:
Oblivion, Mass Effect, Bioshock, Fable and Fallout.

Lots of people think...
that WRPGs take place around medieval times or in space and give you lots of choice.

The truth about them is...
The games do give you some choice, but the majority of things you do won't affect the game at all, like what you choose to say/do to the character you're talking to may only change how the other character responds. If the game has alternate endings, usually the good ending or the most canon ending to the story is the best one, when the rest usually involve you or one of your friends dying/sacrificing their life for you/some other character.

The story is usually...
Something along the lines of "The fate of the universe rests in your hands. You're the universe's last hope...", blood and gore, they give you the delusion of choice by letting you choose what to say to people, the only thing that gets affected is how they respond. They may say you have many different endings, but of course, the best ending is the one that involves doing the most good/moral things in the game, and these things are usually long and hard (tee hee).

JRPGs are role playing games made by people from Japan (duh).

JRPGs include:
Final Fantasy, Sands of Destruction, Pokemon, and Contact.

Lots of people think...
that all JRPGs are very linear, take place in some other planet in the future, and the main characters are all orphans and everyone has crazy hair.

But the truth is...
Many JRPGs do actually give you lots of choice. For example, Summon Night Twin Age. Depending on how you treat your teammates will affect how they help you. If your teammate is getting cornered and you don't help them. they won't help you much when you're in a pinch.

The story is usually...
You, the main character is a teenager, no older than 20, at least one of your parents are dead. You're going around wandering aimlessly in a large world where you'll stumble to where you're supposed to go on accident, spend an hour reading the cutscenes and fighting the enemies that you can't flee from. The villain is some guy wearing armor who is obsessed with "the darkness" and before you actually know he's the villain, you'll run into him many times and he'll always be talking to you about "the darkness" and how it consumes all. When you fight the final boss, he'll have, like five forms that you have to fight one after another. And there isn't that many endings, probably just a good or a bad.

As you can see, both are pretty stupid. It's just a matter of choice though.


Posted by Chdonga - April 25th, 2010


I lied about my previous post. I'm not working on a flash. Don't really feel like it.

But I might whip up something, since I haven't contributed to Newgrounds in a month or two.


Posted by Chdonga - April 22nd, 2010


And I'll finish this one.


Posted by Chdonga - April 19th, 2010


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But you already knew that.


Posted by Chdonga - April 14th, 2010


Starting with Donkey Kong Country

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Posted by Chdonga - April 12th, 2010


Newgrounds is taking longer to load than usual...


Posted by Chdonga - April 6th, 2010


If you've played the original Gold/Silver I'm sure you'll agree that that was one of the best Pokemon games ever. How it used every bit of memory a Game Boy cartridge can hold, and everything down to the sprites were great about it. When we heard that they were going to remake these two games, the Gold/Silver theme song started playing in our head and we got all nostalgiafaggy and we were all happy. But if you know anything about remakes, you know how people like to introduce new characters, add new secrets and things. Well guess what? They did just that but I'm happy to say it wasn't as bad as I thought.

They changed every gym, like beyond recognition. Like the only gym that they didn't change much was the Violet City Gym and even that was changed slightly. This wasn't really a bad thing, but I would've preferred they kept it like the original. They didn't change what people said much. But they don't mention how the legendary dogs were made. They replaced the Goldenrod Casino with a big room. The only game they have now is minesweep. It's a decent game, but it's impossible to get higher than 30 coins in a round, and if you give up, no matter how high you get, they always drop you down to round 1. And to add insult to insult, you can't buy coins anymore. Really. What the fuck were they thinking there?

This won't be your only rage moment in the game. "Mother" calls you every five minutes. And it's always "Hey I just spent some of your money but I bought you something." If you remember Gold/Silver, the only thing she ever gave you were whatever stones, and you'd shit yourself over it. Well get ready to not shit yourself, because the only thing she ever gives you now is berries. Berries and if you're lucky a Hyper Potion. I've said it on Youtube and TSRC, "Mother" is fucking annoying. She calls you whenever it's not at a good time, and she only gives you berries. It would be better if we had an item box again so when she gets you an item, you wouldn't have to rush to the nearest store to get it.


Posted by Chdonga - March 30th, 2010


Now if you're reading this, NGReviewEater I'm not making fun of you or anything, I'm explaining why you get so much shit from me.
This guy could actually be a smart person, possibly a great user if he wasn't always bitching about bans and making Preliminary Guide Posts (That's big words for blank post) on his alt. He's trying to make Newgrounds a better place, I'm fine with that, but if you look on his profile you'll either see "The BBS is shit" or "Spam this guy's inbox!".

Now I could see what he's trying to do with the spam inbox thing, but whenever I see one of his "BBS is shit" rants, I rarely see him give a valid reason why it's shit/dying. He's usually just complaining about the problems of General board and maybe the Where is/How to board. I'm fine with people not liking the BBS, no one's forcing you to post there, but when you make a post on your userpage about how the BBS is dying because yesterday had 3,000 posts made by 900 users (and it's been like that for a while, like since early '09) everyday, it just looks like you're mad because of a ban you got or something. I can tell you hate the BBS, I don't know (or care) why you hate it to the point you think it needs to be deleted, but seriously, keep it to yourself.

Anyway SuperMarioBrosS (his alt) is making guides for new users so they'll know what they can and can't do on Newgrounds, but he isn't really doing that. He just spams the blogs with "PGP"(Preliminary Guide Post). You'll see one at least once every hour. I don't see the point of making almost 1,000 PGPs. He says they're going to be made into guides, but I doubt you need more than... about 10, maybe 20 blank posts for NG guides. And this is if you have also made a medal guide and advertised the stuff from the Wi/Ht board. Most of his non blank posts are in his first page of newsposts, and a lot of them aren't even guides, just stuff no one really cares about. Like a list of demodded mods. And it would help if he called the posts that were guides "Newgrounds Guide-10", not "The Newgrounds "Everything, By Everyone" Explained Guide Part -10: The Ex-Ex-Part 9000-9001".

On his main, he posts recent abusive reviews, but if you looked on his page, you'd probably not see any. Instead you'd see a rant about something unofficial, but newgrounds related or him celebrating his most recent ban. In fact, I have yet to see him make a post discussing abusive reviews. This may be because he doesn't make a new post, he just edits one of his other posts, but if he does, he shouldn't do that, because the review/flash may not get much attention. If something stolen gets passed or if there's an orgasm of "this flash is shit. the author needs to kill himself" reviews in a flash, he should make a new post about it.

TL;DR SuperMarioBrosS or NGReviewEater or whatever you wanna be called, if you ever want to help Newgrounds, you should actually make guides on things that'll make users less stupid and make a new post every time abusive reviews/stolen flashes spout on Newgrounds. And if you want to complain about the BBS or whatever, do it on another account.