Finally, after what felt like an eternity of searching through this godforsaken dungeon, Neo had discovered the key to the final door. He didn't know what would be behind the door, but he expected fortune; gold, ancient technology, magical scrolls, virgins, anything worth value would be good enough for him. As he turned the key he thought about what he'd do with whatever he'd find behind the door.
"If it's gold, I'll sell it. If it's ancient technology or magical scrolls, I'll use it to fight crime. If it's a bunch of horny virgins..."
His thought left along with the little bit of morale he had. No treasure was in the final room of the dungeon just the opposite. He was greeted by a relatively small cyclops, ready to attack. Neo's health was low and he had an inventory of only Mana Potions. He could have been able to heal himself, had he chosen a class with mana, he mumbled some vulgarities under his breath.
With nothing else to lose, Neo decided to just go for it. "I'm screwed either way. If I beat this thing I'm probably gonna die by some rats or something." He lunged awkwardly at the small giant, letting out a nasally battle cry. The cyclops proceeded to grab Neo by the face and throws him across the dungeon, mortally wounding him. Before he got the chance to get back up, the cyclops threw him up against a wall, then beat him into a pulp. He lay there dead, in a pool of his own blood.

...Of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win (and it can) then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

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Man, I remember 2008 like it was yesterday, and yet whenever I play a game, watch a flash, or listen to a song from then, I get bombarded with those nostalgic memories.

And it makes me think...

What have I done with my life?

There is no such thing as cyberbullying. Those random people throwing insults around do it to everybody. If they just so happen to toss a word that is offensive to your demographic it was a coincidence. That is, unless you baited yourself (eg. bragging about being some gay slutty emo furry who makes Sonic recolors), in which case you should only expect to get hate.

There's this magical new button that's being implemented in just about every website. It's called the "Block user" button. Try using it.

Fuck the iPod. The touchscreen is ass. I can't even rate reviews because it always flags everything.

If you really want equality, you should just go read/watch the speeches from famous black leaders and make protests, completely ripping them off.

It would be more effective than bashing the ideals of the majority on the internet.