1. Dick Pudding the Hedgehog
2. Adolf Hitler the Dildo
3. Captain Broken Condom
4. The Dreaded Evil Dong Devourer
5. Cheatsy's Penis

What's your top 5 favorite Sonic characters?

1. If you ban any user from your blog, they may -scratch that- WILL make an alt and spam you
2. You can't kill a troll by ignoring them, only recognizing that they're trolls and accepting them being one. They'll then fear that they themselves have been trolled by a more successful troll and go insane, realizing that they aren't as successful as they tell themselves every night before they go to bed and kill themselves after going through a suicidal rampage in which they kill their drunken neighbor and shoot themself in the head.
*3. Be nice to EyeLovePoozy and your ban times will shorten
*4. Dicks aren't funny
5. <Rules of the Internet>
6. Any girl on NG who claims to be a girl is a man or has/had a dick
7. If you criticize someone's flash/audio they will cry and call you a jerk with no life
8. If you insult a someone's fanfic/fancharacter they'll call you a "gay a** imachur bad spelr"
*9. 09ers don't know anything and 08ers know everything.
10. You're a nobody if you haven't made a flash/submitted audio
11. You're a fucking moron if you mispell one word
*12. Your opinion doesn't matter-only someone else's
*13. Level 1 users would try to take over Newgrounds unless they're flamed daily
*14. If you speak your opinion you're automatically trying to troll
15. Megaman is the only thing that is allowed to bypass rule 34 (the "if it exists there's porn of it" one, not the " It isn't sarcasm unless you post (sarcasm)" one)
*16. If you ask a question expect at least one facepalm
17. It's true because I say it is
18. You're underaged if you watch cartoons or curse sparingly
19. The 25th statement is a lie
*20. "Faggot" Is the least original insult
21. Either swear uncensored or don't swear at all, you dumb fucking 12 year old bitch.
*22. If you think you know what you're talking about, you really don't
23. The higher your stats, the cooler you are on the internet
24. The cooler you are on the internet, the less cool you are in the real world
25. The 19th statement is true
26. That "the below statement is a lie-the above statement is true" isn't funny
27. The 14th smiley is "thinkingfaic", not "coolfaic"
28. It's ok to tell noobs to delete their system 32.
*29. If you don't feel like answering a "where is" question just tell them to Google it
*30. Don't make threads, just use the search bar and post in a thread like the one you were going to make. If there's no thread like the one you're about to make, don't make it anyway because it's probably something stupid and pointless (which is why it hasn't been made).
*31. A photoshop thread isn't a real photoshop thread until there's an MS paint cock
*32. Don't start flame wars; your only soldiers will be your alts.
33. Vote 5 on everything because it will pass anyway
*34. It isn't sarcasm unless you post (sarcasm)
*35. Answer "why" questions with "because you touch yourself at night."
36. If you disagree with a review, flag it
37. If you don't like the author of a flash under judgement, flag it
38. If you're jealous of a song on the Audio Portal, flag it
39. If you followed rules 36 through 38, you're a statwhore
40. Don't request flash/audio, they'll never make it
41. Don't state that you're related to a younger user, he's really your alt and you don't know it
42. To make your e-penis/e-tits bigger, click the "random user" button on the blogs and flame them, even if it takes you to your own userpage-especially if it takes you to your own userpage
*43. Swear, a lot
*44. If someone advertises an outside website, post "I'd advertise my as if it had a website."
*45. If someone makes a post longer than two sentences, post TL;DR for a free post count
*46. Remember to make at least one post with an unrelated pic every month or the unrelated pic monster will get you
47. Get at least one medal or people will accuse you of being a noob or alt
*48. If your name has the word "fan" or a number in it, GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
*49. If you don't like it, complain about it on Twitter
50. You're an unsuccessful troll if you state you're a troll
51. Go ahead and submit stuff you didn't make, you won't get in trouble for it
*52. Accusing users of being underaged makes you cool
53. Leave this site and comeback when your reproductive organs work
*54. If you're going to complain about a flash remember the most important thing-expect fifty comments contradicting everything you say and twenty fanboys saying "no u r jst jelis"
*55. Copypasta is the opiate of Newgrounds
*56. So is faggotry
57. You're an idiot if you don't understand sarcasm
58. Foot fetish hentai is the only SFW (safe for work) hentai
*59. "Go kill yourself" is less of an original insult than 'faggot'
*60. Unsuccessful trolling is the simplest form of attention whoring
61. Insulting users for mispelling words makes you look cool
62. Vote zero on people you hate's flashes out of spite
*63. Insult users not for what they like and don't like, insult them for their ability to speak the English language
*64 If you really want to humiliate a user, make a thread about him on the BBS, it surely won't get deleted and you totally won't get banned
*65 Successful trolls are easily turned into unsuccessful trolls, but that's only if some noob states that they're successful trolls
66. Any phrase can be made into a 'that's what she said' joke
*67. When banning someone, make a witty comment or you'll look like a butthurt cunt
68. Sex jokes aren't funny
69. LOL 69!
70. Don't ban spammers, spam them right back
71. Hentai is for weeaboos and 12 year olds, real men look at porn
72. If you want to blam stuff, stop voting 5 out of pity
*73. If it exists on the internet someone has already seen it, there's no need to waste bandwidth making a post about it
74. The internet is not a truck, it's a series of tubes
75. Only idiots double post then apologize about it
75. Only idiots double post then apologize about it
75-1/2. Oops, sorry, double post
76. Even if you didn't start the flame war, contribute to it to lower your noob status
*77. Don't reason with stupid users, whatever they say is true, and if you disagree with them, "your gay your gay your gay"
*78. Use the freaking <shift> key and <space bar>
79. All '09ers are idiots, PERIOD
*80. There's never been a funny meme, so stop posting them
81. If a user says they can't finish a flash, it's really because they were never working on it
*82. If a user doesn't explain why something sucks, they use the "It just sucks" excuse then they're jealous
*83. Don't take advice from someone who has made less flash then you, they're trying to be mean to you
*84. You don't have to have created your account yesterday to be a noob
*85. When in doubt cuss them out
86. Everyone is SockMyDink's alt
*87. The universal answer to all questions is "Go figure it out yourself."
88. There's no such thing as a cool Sonic fan, good Sonic fanfic, or original Sonic fan character
89. Advice and constructive criticism is the same thing
90. If your aura doesn't correspond to your voting nature, you're a perma-noob
*91. You're most likely a pussy in real life if you take pride in insulting people over the internet
*92. If you're the kind of person who gets offended by a people who take pride in insulting people over the internet, I suggest you go back to gaiaonline or you may end up killing yourself
93. You automatically are jailbait if you post a picture of yourself
*94. If you're a girl, people will ask for naked pics
95. This is not SPARTA, it is not over nine thousand, and Chuck Norris is a bitch
96. Disregard that megaman hentai thing
*97. If you suck Jade's cock once a month for an entire year, you'll never get banned again
*98. Duck division<Newgrounds
99. LOL 99
100. Rule 99 wasn't funny.
*101. Pingas.
*102. Did I mention if your posts aren't about dicks or hentai, they're considered spam?
103. The most successful trolls actually speak their opinion
104. Rule 103 is not sarcasm, because if it was, it would've had (sarcasm) at the end
*105. Chat-man is a retard
106. Right after you finish your wild orgies with your fellow NG friends, you have to quickly yell "NO HOMO" so it cancels out the gay
107. You are all someone's alts
108. the 5 is silent.
*109. No one cares. Really. Just shut up.
110. Either troll successfully or don't troll at all
*111. Yiff in hell, furfags
112. Chuck Norris isn't cool and he never was
113. Anything that gets frontpaged that isn't yours is shit, because your stuff is soooo much better than anyone else's stuff
114. Disregard that foot fetish hentai isn't NSFW rule
*115. Quit fucking attention whoring, we all know you're lying when you say that you got gang raped by a bunch of black gay Jewish feminists for being some bullshit religion you just made up. You fucking know you suggested it to your black gay Jewish feminist friends.
116. When you say sprites are gay, you're saying anything made in flash is gay
117. Halo sucks barrels of horse dicks
118. If you're not a tool, you're a troll
*119. RARRAGARAFFGDFGDFARHFAGDFGA FINAL FANTASY SUCKS ASS RAAAA CLOUD IS GAYYY!!!!!!!!!
*120. Anything you don't like is overrated.
*121. Anything you do like is the best thing ever made.
*122. Anyone who likes anything you don't like or vice versa has no taste.
*123. Anyone who plays any game made before the current year is a nostalgiafag.

*rules that are also applicable for the BBS

Pic unrelated

Good anime:

Astro Boy
Gigantor
Dragonball
Pokemon (Before Advanced)

Bad anime:

Dragonball Z
DeathNote
Bleach
Naruto
Eureka 7
Inuyasha
Bakugan
Bobobo-bobo-bobo
Pokemon (After Advanced)
Hellsing
World Destruction
Ranma
Everything else I didn't mention

This is her voice actor.

Yellow.

asdf

The Final Act

Dr. Eggman has obtained all of the Super Emeralds. He's killed even more of Sonic's friends and gave Sonic fair warning that he plans to use the Egg Destroyer. It seems that Sonic's battle will now begin. Sonic said his goodbyes to all his friends, he wasn't sure if he would make it. He gave Tails his prized possession, the first ring he ever grabbed and he gave Bean an autographed picture of the two standing next to each other. Bean fainted from joy. Sonic looked at Amy,

"Amy, I know how you like me and stuff, so I think you should know that..." Sonic paused to think,

"Yes Sonic?" Amy smiled hoping to hear him confess his love to her,

"Amy... I have never loved you. From the first moment I looked into your eyes, I thought to myself, 'Damn, I think I may dislike this girl. And as God, Zeus, Vishnu, Buddha, and every other god is my witness, I would dislike her with a passion that burns brighter than the whitest sun.' and I wish you would realize that. I don't jut not like you. I hate you. I wish you'd take a long walk off a short pier, I wish Sepiroth killed you rather than Aeris, I wish you'd die in a fire."

"You really hate me?" Amy said,

"Hate? No. Hate isn't a strong enough word to describe my misfortune of even knowing you."

Amy couldn't hold back her tears,

"But. I know that you share the opposite feelings toward me, so... here's something to remember me by..."

Sonic grabbed Amy and French kissed her, Amy wrapped her hands around Sonic, Tails stared at the two, feeling 'funny'. After a minute, Amy's hands lowered and one hand was reaching for his penis, Sonic started to back away but Amy clung onto him.

"Give me your seed, Sonic" Amy whispered,

"Amy," he yelled, "Get off!"

He pushed Amy onto the ground.

"I'm sorry, Amy, but there's another."

He showed Amy a picture of Princess Sally.

Sonic took all the Chaos Emeralds and went Super. He waved goodbye to everyone one last time and flew off. As he disappeared into the sky, Amy looked angrily at the picture of Princess Sally and crumpled it up. She vowed that if Sonic survived, she'd kill Princess Sally.

Sonic flew to Dr. Eggman's lab to confront him. Dr. Eggman anticipated his arrival. He, too was ready for the final battle. Eggman was waiting just at the entrance,

"Eggman, you've caused too much damage, you've killed Bark, you've killed Knuckles you will be stopped!" Sonic yelled,

"My Badniks have killed even more of your friends, as well."

"What?" Sonic yelled,

"That's right," Eggman laughed, "They've killed Nack, they've killed Mighty. And do you want to know how Cream and Ray mysteriously died?"

"No! You monster! I will not forgive you! This ends now, Eggman, right here! I will defeat you!"

Sonic charged at Eggman at full speed, this was completely useless as it was only a hologram.

"Eggman! Show yourself, you coward!" Sonic yelled at the top of his lungs.

"I'm right here." Eggman said calmly.

"Where!?"

Eggman, in the Destroyer pulled the roof of his own lab. "Peekaboo."

And then he died.

Remember that underdog, Drill Dozer? Of course you don't because the only games you play are Final Fantasy and Dynasty Warriors. Well Drill Dozer was this awesome ass game about a chick with a robot and she uses it to rob banks and steal diamonds for her daddy. It's pretty short, probably because one stage takes like 20 minutes to beat. Anyway, me, Rina-Chan, Sorrygirl99, and Sprite-Harvester are working on a parody of the game. Sorrygirl is doing the art, Rina-Chan's doing the voice for Jill, Croog, and Detective Carrie. I'm doing the voice for Jill's dad, and Croog's henchmen and I have no idea what Sprite-Harvester is doing. Probably the voices for Gearmo and Grutch. It's coming out some time around April. Here's a preview.

For the PS3:
LittleBigPlanet
Monster Madness
Borderlands
Mercenaries 2
Ragdoll Kung Fu
Megaman 9
Every Pixel Junk game
Infamous

For the Wii
Mushroom Men
Blast Works
Dokapon Kingdom

For the Halo Player
Absolutely nothing.

For the DS
Nostalgia
Mario & Luigi 2 and 3 (you're an idiot if you don't know which two those are)
Megaman ZX and ZX Advent
Advance Wars DS
Pokémon HeartGold (is tolerable.)

For the PSP
Megaman Powered Up!
Dissidia

For the PC
Portals
Half Life
ePSXe

Feel free to contribute and/or contradict.

It confuses me how an amazing game on the PS3 is so bad on the PSP. I expected something almost as good as LittleBigPlanet PS3 but I thought wrong. The game still looks like it's in Beta. Your sack person floats slightly over the ground. You don't even have a pod anymore. The story mode stages are short as fuck but they try to hide that by making seemingly impassable obstacles right at the end. A lot of the time, you'll get stuck in a hole or something and you HAVE to kill yourself because they forgot to put poison gas or fire there. It crashes every time you try to play your own stage from your moon. You have to enter edit mode or it'll freeze during loading. The level editor is the straw that broke the camel's back. If you've played the PS3 version first you'll know why, because when trying to make something wafer thin, you'll be reaching for the L2 or R2 buttons, when you want to resize or rotate an object, you'll be reaching for the right analog stick and when you want to flip an object, you'll be pushing down your right analog stick until you remember they don't exist. You can't paste anything together because if you press triangle, the entire thing will get deleted so you'll be using the corner editor tool to unpaste it.And don't bother trying to use switches because they automatically paste to your object and when you delete them, you'll delete your masterpiece with it. The undo/redo is terrible too. If you undo it, it undoes everything you did to the stage since you last saved and redo rarely works. One improvement was making a static/dynamic option so you could make an object float without pasting that gay dark matter to it or attaching a stiff rod <giggle> to it, but still, you'll have an easier time making a level in Megaman Powered Up!. You can still change your sack person's emotions but you'll see the graphical problems, like if he's wearing a hat and you make him angry you can see through some parts of his head which enforces the "it still looks like it's in Beta". Sometimes the sound doesn't sync, which is evident in LBP PS3 but it isn't as bad as the PSP version, which it could be out of sync for an entire stage. You can run through a field of score bubbles but the one you just ran through won't always pop for a few seconds. It's annoying that you can't skip the seizure warning and the opening logo. I know that if I have epilepsy I should consult a doctor before playing a game with flashing lights and I know that some company called Cambridge made the game. But I don't give a flying fuck about it.

TL;DR LittleBigPlanet PSP is a terrible game and IGN probably gave it good ratings before actually testing it out.