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Chdonga
I love videogames especially old school games. I've played almost every classic and I love making parody's of it in sprite animations. If you do not like Sprite animations please go watch actual drawings on another place or at least give it a chance.

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Age 29, squee/squim

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Poughquag, NY

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Posted by Chdonga - January 26th, 2010


Good anime:

Astro Boy
Gigantor
Dragonball
Pokemon (Before Advanced)

Bad anime:

Dragonball Z
DeathNote
Bleach
Naruto
Eureka 7
Inuyasha
Bakugan
Bobobo-bobo-bobo
Pokemon (After Advanced)
Hellsing
World Destruction
Ranma
Everything else I didn't mention


Posted by Chdonga - January 24th, 2010


This is her voice actor.

I will ruin Bayonetta for you.


Posted by Chdonga - January 21st, 2010


Yellow.


Posted by Chdonga - January 14th, 2010


asdf

I will run Mudkipz for you.


Posted by Chdonga - January 11th, 2010


The Final Act

Dr. Eggman has obtained all of the Super Emeralds. He's killed even more of Sonic's friends and gave Sonic fair warning that he plans to use the Egg Destroyer. It seems that Sonic's battle will now begin. Sonic said his goodbyes to all his friends, he wasn't sure if he would make it. He gave Tails his prized possession, the first ring he ever grabbed and he gave Bean an autographed picture of the two standing next to each other. Bean fainted from joy. Sonic looked at Amy,

"Amy, I know how you like me and stuff, so I think you should know that..." Sonic paused to think,

"Yes Sonic?" Amy smiled hoping to hear him confess his love to her,

"Amy... I have never loved you. From the first moment I looked into your eyes, I thought to myself, 'Damn, I think I may dislike this girl. And as God, Zeus, Vishnu, Buddha, and every other god is my witness, I would dislike her with a passion that burns brighter than the whitest sun.' and I wish you would realize that. I don't jut not like you. I hate you. I wish you'd take a long walk off a short pier, I wish Sepiroth killed you rather than Aeris, I wish you'd die in a fire."

"You really hate me?" Amy said,

"Hate? No. Hate isn't a strong enough word to describe my misfortune of even knowing you."

Amy couldn't hold back her tears,

"But. I know that you share the opposite feelings toward me, so... here's something to remember me by..."

Sonic grabbed Amy and French kissed her, Amy wrapped her hands around Sonic, Tails stared at the two, feeling 'funny'. After a minute, Amy's hands lowered and one hand was reaching for his penis, Sonic started to back away but Amy clung onto him.

"Give me your seed, Sonic" Amy whispered,

"Amy," he yelled, "Get off!"

He pushed Amy onto the ground.

"I'm sorry, Amy, but there's another."

He showed Amy a picture of Princess Sally.

Sonic took all the Chaos Emeralds and went Super. He waved goodbye to everyone one last time and flew off. As he disappeared into the sky, Amy looked angrily at the picture of Princess Sally and crumpled it up. She vowed that if Sonic survived, she'd kill Princess Sally.

Sonic flew to Dr. Eggman's lab to confront him. Dr. Eggman anticipated his arrival. He, too was ready for the final battle. Eggman was waiting just at the entrance,

"Eggman, you've caused too much damage, you've killed Bark, you've killed Knuckles you will be stopped!" Sonic yelled,

"My Badniks have killed even more of your friends, as well."

"What?" Sonic yelled,

"That's right," Eggman laughed, "They've killed Nack, they've killed Mighty. And do you want to know how Cream and Ray mysteriously died?"

"No! You monster! I will not forgive you! This ends now, Eggman, right here! I will defeat you!"

Sonic charged at Eggman at full speed, this was completely useless as it was only a hologram.

"Eggman! Show yourself, you coward!" Sonic yelled at the top of his lungs.

"I'm right here." Eggman said calmly.

"Where!?"

Eggman, in the Destroyer pulled the roof of his own lab. "Peekaboo."

And then he died.


Posted by Chdonga - January 4th, 2010


Remember that underdog, Drill Dozer? Of course you don't because the only games you play are Final Fantasy and Dynasty Warriors. Well Drill Dozer was this awesome ass game about a chick with a robot and she uses it to rob banks and steal diamonds for her daddy. It's pretty short, probably because one stage takes like 20 minutes to beat. Anyway, me, Rina-Chan, Sorrygirl99, and Sprite-Harvester are working on a parody of the game. Sorrygirl is doing the art, Rina-Chan's doing the voice for Jill, Croog, and Detective Carrie. I'm doing the voice for Jill's dad, and Croog's henchmen and I have no idea what Sprite-Harvester is doing. Probably the voices for Gearmo and Grutch. It's coming out some time around April. Here's a preview.

Me, Sorrygirl99, Sprite-Harvester, and Rina-Chan are making a Drill Dozer parody.


Posted by Chdonga - December 27th, 2009


For the PS3:
LittleBigPlanet
Monster Madness
Borderlands
Mercenaries 2
Ragdoll Kung Fu
Megaman 9
Every Pixel Junk game
Infamous

For the Wii
Mushroom Men
Blast Works
Dokapon Kingdom

For the Halo Player
Absolutely nothing.

For the DS
Nostalgia
Mario & Luigi 2 and 3 (you're an idiot if you don't know which two those are)
Megaman ZX and ZX Advent
Advance Wars DS
Pokémon HeartGold (is tolerable.)

For the PSP
Megaman Powered Up!
Dissidia

For the PC
Portals
Half Life
ePSXe

Feel free to contribute and/or contradict.


Posted by Chdonga - December 25th, 2009


It confuses me how an amazing game on the PS3 is so bad on the PSP. I expected something almost as good as LittleBigPlanet PS3 but I thought wrong. The game still looks like it's in Beta. Your sack person floats slightly over the ground. You don't even have a pod anymore. The story mode stages are short as fuck but they try to hide that by making seemingly impassable obstacles right at the end. A lot of the time, you'll get stuck in a hole or something and you HAVE to kill yourself because they forgot to put poison gas or fire there. It crashes every time you try to play your own stage from your moon. You have to enter edit mode or it'll freeze during loading. The level editor is the straw that broke the camel's back. If you've played the PS3 version first you'll know why, because when trying to make something wafer thin, you'll be reaching for the L2 or R2 buttons, when you want to resize or rotate an object, you'll be reaching for the right analog stick and when you want to flip an object, you'll be pushing down your right analog stick until you remember they don't exist. You can't paste anything together because if you press triangle, the entire thing will get deleted so you'll be using the corner editor tool to unpaste it.And don't bother trying to use switches because they automatically paste to your object and when you delete them, you'll delete your masterpiece with it. The undo/redo is terrible too. If you undo it, it undoes everything you did to the stage since you last saved and redo rarely works. One improvement was making a static/dynamic option so you could make an object float without pasting that gay dark matter to it or attaching a stiff rod <giggle> to it, but still, you'll have an easier time making a level in Megaman Powered Up!. You can still change your sack person's emotions but you'll see the graphical problems, like if he's wearing a hat and you make him angry you can see through some parts of his head which enforces the "it still looks like it's in Beta". Sometimes the sound doesn't sync, which is evident in LBP PS3 but it isn't as bad as the PSP version, which it could be out of sync for an entire stage. You can run through a field of score bubbles but the one you just ran through won't always pop for a few seconds. It's annoying that you can't skip the seizure warning and the opening logo. I know that if I have epilepsy I should consult a doctor before playing a game with flashing lights and I know that some company called Cambridge made the game. But I don't give a flying fuck about it.

TL;DR LittleBigPlanet PSP is a terrible game and IGN probably gave it good ratings before actually testing it out.


Posted by Chdonga - December 23rd, 2009


Rakakakaka.

Booooooog


Posted by Chdonga - December 22nd, 2009


No one hates you because of your beliefs, they're just pissed that you're so in their face about it. Seriously no one's obligated to feel jealous that you made up your own religion where when you die you'll go to this awesome land where you can smoke all the weed you want and never get high or you grow a gigantic dick and can fuck a bunch of Taiwanese hookers whether you're good or bad. In fact this is why religious conflict exists. Because you're so annoying. No one cares about you or your beliefs.