Tabble of Contents

Sup dawgs. I'm Chdonga... uhh that's pretty much all I have to say...

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Welcome to my table of contents. Here you will be able to find my semi-intelligent pieces of writing without having to go through massive amounts of retarded posts.

Babby's first troll

How I once thought the Pokémon anime should've ended

Bi Buizel (Spoiler: I didn't really make it)

The Death of Sonic
A rather lazily done and overly long fanfic I wrote about Sonic and friends being killed off. While I think it could've made as a decent story, I tried to fill it up with M. Night Shaman King style plot twists and just turned into another generic Sonic fanfic, but with Sonic dying at the end.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3 - Part 1
Chapter 3 - Part 2
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6 - Part 1
Chapter 6 - Part 2
Chapter 7 - Part 1
Chapter 8
Chapter 9 - Part 1
Chapter 9 - Part 2
Chapter 9 - Part 3
Chapter 9 - Part 4 (Why didn't I just make that Chapter 10?)
Chapter 10
Chapter 11 - Part 1
Chapter 11 - Part 2
Chapter 11 - Part 3
Chapter 12 (The End)

The Adventures of Neo the Hedgehog Starring Greenic the Hedgehog
A trollfic full of graphic sex. It would've been a legitimate erotic fanfic series but describing sex in the form of a script is too much work, so in the newer series, I made it look like a normal story.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

The New Adventures of Neo the Hedgehog
Slightly less of a trollfic that features the popular Jewish hedgehog, Neo J Goldman. Neo must ditch his sex filled past and go on a journey and join a guild to defeat the evil wizard, Tekinna. Along the way, he meets a yellow armadillo mole bear thing named Antonio "Yellowie" Amarillo. The story is still filled with unfunny cock jokes, but I intend to remake the earlier episodes and replace them with something more in good taste.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

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zagada517 2008-03-26 03:53:50

Hey try this one :
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evilgoku14 2008-04-01 19:37:12

ur funny.

DJ-GameBreaker 2008-12-24 11:59:45

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gamekicker 2009-02-02 20:34:42

yo wats up

uzzan101 2009-04-13 20:57:37

SECRET COMMENT IS SECRET

Chdonga 2009-04-13 20:57:37

Post on new news posts.

mariochris 2009-05-30 07:34:32

shut up super smash bros hater so go to hell bit ch

Chdonga 2009-05-30 07:34:32

I will explain to you why you keep being trolled by people.
First of all, your username. Your username is terrible, it has some type of fanboy fodder in it, it has the year you were born, which implies you're like 10 or 9, and you claim to be the character that your username is, you're really not 'Orange, Super Sayan Master Chief's Brother's Dark Form'.
Secondly, your news posts. They are all about some corny videogame/manga/cartoon character. And if by the off chance it's not that, it's advertising videos and games we've all seen, chances are the game or video was made before you were even conceived.
Thirdly, your use-- nay-- rape of the English language. No one understands what the fuck you're saying, "I 1t u 2 m8k mo4r falshs plz" Where do you get off using numbers in substitution of letters? I don't care what you call it, it's called illiteracy to us. You are supposed to put a space after a period, and it wouldn't kill you to use a comma. And it's 'fuck, not f*ck.
Fourthly, your shitty art. No one wants to see your recolor of Sonic with Naruto's head and no one really wants to see your unoriginal name you give him and that overused catch phrase you accompany him with, also he isn't the demon form of Kirby's long lost cousin.
Fifthly (Yes, it's a word, deal with it.) Your even shittier than the art fanfic. It doesn't even have anything to do with the game franchise you say it relates to, it just contains more of your shitty characters, and no one really wants to see the special guest, you, Orange, Super Sayan Master Chief's Brother's Dark Form.
Sixthly, you spam people with 'f*ck u f*ck u f*ck u' just because they don't like your crap. If you want only people saying nice things about Coolness the half hedgehog, half Code Geass robot, go make an account on DeviantArt, just don't call the mods g*y when they request you to remove your spam.
Seventhly, Chuck Norris is a bitch. Period.
Eigthly, Captain Falcon couldn't survive ten minutes with Dicneck.

tails123clap 2009-06-13 17:54:38

hewow

mariochris 2009-06-15 08:58:18

im not a captain falcon dickhead bitch y you got a prob with mario 100000000 people like mario well 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 0333333333 does........ and they always have good movies
on youtube i made a video called stupid mario bros so get a life if your going to spend your fucking life fighting with me Sonic people are so mario people can come and naruto and luigi and pac man and donkey kong NOT CAPTAIN FALCON so i got the right to have this name its not inlegal

Chdonga 2009-06-15 08:58:18

What?

Chdonga 2009-07-23 19:41:31

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Hey look a mongoose.

killerman170 2009-08-13 01:22:42

Oo_oO
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Hey look a mongoose.
Cute isn't it?

Chdonga 2009-08-13 01:22:42

One time I slipped on my huge, bulging, sweaty dick, fell down the stairs of my apartment and landed on this hot chick from downstairs. We were both butt naked (no real reason) and I had this huge erection so you can guess what happened next. Technically I committed a rape but she didn't do anything because she enjoyed it.

mechasonic12 2011-04-21 16:38:31

Thanks For This Table Of Contents!

triston80 2011-12-01 22:53:43

chdonga i can tell that is a lie with the dick thing...because your female not a half breed.